Sunday, May 27, 2007
the team is lookin for new members..
must be good at cardin..
interested please email me..
Ivan misfired at 1:20 AM
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Thursday, May 17, 2007
We can remember the good times and how his mom was nice to us. But that's not being fair to the bad times and his dad.
Anonymous misfired at 11:21 PM
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Tuesday, May 15, 2007
tks...
Anonymous misfired at 9:30 PM
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Tks for everyth, Wayne.
Anonymous misfired at 4:48 PM
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Sunday, May 13, 2007
his favourite song is cranberries-ode to my family
dun kiap him, think bout his family..just think. remember the gd times u had at his place, and how his mum was nice to u.
Ken misfired at 11:08 PM
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Tuesday, May 08, 2007
not used to mbed, i guess.
Anonymous misfired at 5:06 PM
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probably a case of too busy picking up the pieces.
and max was probably too busy to help out.
damsel in distress(in more ways than one).
Ken misfired at 5:02 PM
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The first thing I noticed was how she did not bring her hand to her chest.
Anonymous misfired at 3:49 PM
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Monday, May 07, 2007
update clock by loyplay, not to be mistaken with clocks by coldplay.
Ken misfired at 11:41 PM
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Ade-baik lah, zenots and max!!! The "hornyteam soccer dictionary" fuckin funny seh, totally made my day..... had such a great laugh readin it..... how strange i didn't exactly noticed the words me or you gays used durin soccer..... but i do remember i "brought in" some words to you gays when you both first knew me.... really funny lah, especially words to do with wayne and kyle..... i really "bua ta han lah"..... fuckin funny..... thought you both forgot about mentionin me in the dictionary for a second..... i "brought" the slow tempo game to you gays, but it wasn't really THAT slow lah.....
ooh, ya couple of things you both didn't mention "lobang" tricks i love to use on opponents and my super doper "lobang" through balls..... also, the words "cannot lah" or "si be cannot le" too in the soccer dictionary (used to describe a player tryin to act wen but no matter how hard he tries his tricks or through ball all cannot make it) ..... also, the word "tam", used to describe when a horny-lookin JC schoolgal or outside females comin within our line of sight or detected in our radar.....
peace.....
TheLoyPlay misfired at 10:34 PM
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I'm not sure if I should be saying this but
Anonymous misfired at 6:31 PM
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he got a rude surprise, indeed.
Anonymous misfired at 5:15 PM
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of insignificant literati problems dat shd go away in time
if u do fcuk kyle, it'll make u Literally Gay.
Ken misfired at 12:10 PM
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Saturday, May 05, 2007
on a lighter note, a mother's day present from me and max for you guys.
Anonymous misfired at 7:31 PM
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fuck kyle.
Anonymous misfired at 7:30 PM
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Friday, May 04, 2007
haha on second look u did..
Anonymous misfired at 9:34 PM
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lol..at first i thought u mentioned 'jega'
Anonymous misfired at 9:32 PM
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Guide to local football terms. From the French, we have Le grand pont ("big bridge") - knocking the ball to one side of an opponent and dashing around the other side to collect it. And the Dutch gave us Panna ("door or gate") - nutmeg. The below is a non-exhaustive list. Comments (both negative and positive) are OK with me.
Jaga (guard) - Mark/watch opponent closely. Not to be confused with Jega.
Kaki Bungku (Stool Leg) - used to describe a player of little to no standard.
Lari (run) - command to move into space
Lobang (Hole) - to put the ball through the legs of the opponents. See also Ole.
Man On - warning given to teammate to alert him to the presence of opposition players
Ole - nutmeg. Ole is usually shouted in jest when the move is successful. See also Lobang.
Rembat (Whip) - to strike (ram) the ball with power.
Sabar (patient) - slow down play
Shooto - word shouted to encourage teammate to have a shot at goal. Originates from Winning Eleven. See also Tembak.
Tahan - to protect the ball
Tarik (pull) - to cut the ball
Tembak - shoot
Tengok - To remind teammate to mark/watch opponent. See also Jaga.
Tonjoe - to strike the ball with the toes.
Anonymous misfired at 5:08 PM
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story about a coward who hides behind his deleted posts.
and jesus misfired.
Anonymous misfired at 9:05 AM
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Thursday, May 03, 2007
will mr jesus pls reply..
Anonymous misfired at 8:31 PM
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back pedal for all you want.
Anonymous misfired at 8:30 PM
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so which part of it is negative? mr jesus?
jus becus u're subconciously guilty to me (or labond too, for that matter) doesnt justify your actions.
and just for your info, baptista dun put thru balls, baptista dun send cross field balls, baptista dun out sprint defenders... so jesus thinks he can do a better job than me, ok he can go join bunk three watch your front and be their left mid.
Anonymous misfired at 9:41 AM
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Wednesday, May 02, 2007
FINAL SCORE READS -- HORNYTEAM 3:4 LAKE OCEAN AQUARIUM
SCORERS -- serhwee x 2, delwyn
HOW THE MATCH WENT --
hornyteam started the match positively, utilising the space down the flanks. the first blood was drew when a long throw from delwyn reached serhwee, whose excellent first touch saw him broke free and the man from scorchers calmly picked his spot. hornyteam soon doubled the lead, a cross from zhiping down the left found delwyn who literally walked the ball into the net as lake ocean aquariums keeper opted to come out for the cross and was, somehow, knocked down by his own defender.
perhaps feeling too comfy after such a bright start, hornyteam fell back to their old habit of missing chances. zhiping, sirseng, weilin and yuxian were all among the culprits. surviving the storm, lake ocean aquarium managed to peck back right before half time. a long ball to the far post was undealt by ivan, and lake ocean aquarium's striker duly took his gift and volleyed pass kayun.
hornyteam reshuffled and restored the two goal cushion early in the second half. songq drew a foul right outside the penalty box, and serhwee, once again, curled a beautiful free kick into the top left corner. that, however, seemed to be the downfall of hornyteam. a high ball was let bounced by delwyn, and although lake ocean aquarium's striker obviously handled the ball, the ref waved play on and with an ironic twist of fate, his shot hit wuneng's arm and a penalty was awarded despite furious protest from the giant defender. lake ocean aquarium kept their nerve from the penalty spot, leaving kayun grasping the air. worse still, a miscommunication between hornyteam backline allowed lake ocean aquarium's number 10 to break free and the striker made no mistake to equalise. already losing the plot, hornyteam hardly had a sniff on goal, and lake ocean aquarium deservedly grabbed the winner via a kayun blunder.
VERDICT --
yet another bad day begging to be forgotten. a game of two halves, and sadly its the second half which we surrendered. the reshuffle was probably our greatest mistake in this match. when are we ever gonna learn?
MATCH RATING --
kyle (6) : made several acrobatic saves, however all was undone by his late blunder which directly resulted in hornyteam's defeat.
max (6) : was ok in the first half, but his pace was once again exposed in the second half when l.o.a placed a speed demon on his flank.
ivan (6) : decent first half with several overlapping runs, though he was partly in guilt for l.o.a's first goal. passes were stray in the second half, but so did everyone else's.
songq (6.5) : he should know by now that he's a CB and nothing else. (cb as in centre back, just to clarify...)
wuneng (6.5) : had a solid first half, but was unsure in the second half after changing his partner. unlucky to concede the penalty.
weilin (6.5) : was fantastic in the first half, covering every inch of the pitch. probably ran out of steam in the second half as l.o.a eventually took over the midfield.
serhwee (7) : scored two well taken goals and was magnificient esp in the first half, always there to provide support for players with possession. disappeared with the rest in the second half.
delwyn (6) : offered width in the first half and his timed runs proved threathening, one of the runs resulting in his goal. switched to centre back in the second half but that clearly isnt his best position as the scoreline suggests.
zhiping (6.5) : did pretty well in the first half, often having chance to forray forward and he did created several openings, inclusive the assist for delwyn. tried to take things too much on his own in the second half though due to his growing frustration for the lack of service, which unfortunately only put more pressure on his own defence.
sirseng (6) : missed a golden opportunity from close range in the first half, shooting tamely after zhiping's measured pass put him one on one with the keeper. was isolated in the second half, though he did hold the ball quite well when presented the chance.
yuxian (6) : worked his socks off in the first half, unsettling l.o.a's defenders. switched to right flank in the second half but struggled to adapt as it wasnt his natural position.
line-up (IF ONLY WE STICKED TO THIS) --
kyle, max, wuneng, songq, ivan, delwyn, weilin, serhwee, zhiping, yuxian, sirseng
*warning to kyle : if you want to make me a labond, i can make you the QM.
Anonymous misfired at 9:19 AM
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Tuesday, May 01, 2007
don't contract negativitis, we still heart euu ivan (cept maybe the guy on the phone).
Anonymous misfired at 9:51 PM
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i apologised for the tactical mess for this game.. we will win the next game..
my fault la.. the worst thing in soccer is not losin.. its doing nothing to win..
Ivan misfired at 9:44 PM
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