Saturday, November 29, 2003
juz realised tt wad i posted is in pm n wad maxxx posted is in am...
n reallie wish ivna nv pon 2dae's trng... though nv c him my back not as pain juz now...
Anonymous misfired at 2:04 PM
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yea yea yea... my turn to post liao... long time nv post... seriously... time for hornyteam to organize a frenly... but wadever it is lets enjoy our bbq session 2nite ferst... as MAXXX says... its nt abt e food... but e ppl... i really carn recall e laz time whereby we had a real memorable team gatherin... okay maybe waynes world... but tts undermined by green dick's bdae haha... reallie wish we can huat jurong 2nite though... be it soccer, bridge, bowlin, bball, videos or bondage... yea bring it on n check it out... turnin into monstrous mood...
Anonymous misfired at 2:02 PM
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dahoemanager jus reminded me that the bbq is in like wad..14 hrs..but i have yet to buy someths..for example..
pig heads..pig blood..etc..
time to issue the warrants liao..
-WANTED-
Anonymous misfired at 2:19 AM
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Wednesday, November 26, 2003
party drawin near... Maxxx it out dudez... little tip from unKel MiNg Chelsea -1.5 n Man Yoo -0.75... Chen Chen fanatic i guess... but looks like he's in favour of eng-greesh teams to win after takin Arsenal +0.25 yesterday... esp when these 2 teams r gonna lock their Hornz this saturday midnight... hmmm... punterz digest eh...
Nengz misfired at 9:45 PM
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sad to say that we hav yet to arrange any frenlies.. nor any trainins.. we onli noe how to indulge in lavish parties.. so be it.. guys.. enjoy on sat nite.. pundit digest: loko-1/4..
Ivan misfired at 1:18 AM
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Sunday, November 23, 2003
woke up damn earli to go market..bought all the bbq stuff..the wings..the prawns..all of it la..the bbq this sat is confirm los..serious..this time it's confirm..ready for once..
talking abt markets..i've been observing the market for spanish n italian tonite..and here are some tips for you..
-Valladolid LvL
-Empoli +1/2
-Roma -1/2
-Villa +1/4
And for cover bets..as double-up stakes or recoupers..i've got this for u..
-Milan -1/2
/disclaimer: picks do not reflect tipster's actual bets..
Anonymous misfired at 11:30 AM
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Friday, November 21, 2003
a little tips for gay kids out there who wans to win mula...
Pool -1/4 (at last..losers...houllier sux)
Leeds -1/4
Spurs -1/4
Good Luck!
Nengz misfired at 11:04 PM
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official..and finally here..at last..
event: bbq at max's hse
date: next sat 29 Nov
time: 6 - 10pm
no more delays no more empty promises..this is it..take note..
Anonymous misfired at 10:55 PM
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Wednesday, November 19, 2003
Guest starring: unkel henghui with the team members here at pasir ris..there are some hot s in front of me now...good cleavage..may the pasir ris chaltiers huat tonite with slovenia beating croatia...holland lupt 2 boals to scots and peace out the team members
Ivan misfired at 11:06 PM
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yea stonEz here... waynE... where e hell r u goin? nv tell us how can us tell u what to buy? haha in LEP camp now damn hoteh can huat until v late sia... juz now a holland kid kiap si ivan... scotland to win 2nite... yea mao mao...
Ivan misfired at 11:03 PM
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im going overseas for around a mth, good luck guys for whatever u do... just gonna take it as a training cum study camp... away from sch... hahaha... donno why but i am still struggling in ac, hahaha. want me to buy anything for u all? dun be too horny......
Wayne misfired at 10:55 AM
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Monday, November 17, 2003
hey peeps.. zenots n i are goin to spend 4 days in pasir ris.. detached from the world.. wat e fuka sia.. hope hav scv maxtv n maxonline there.. 4 days wifout touchin the bola will kill the both of us.. btw.. max says.. the bbq is yet another next saturday.. hope we will be able to arrange the frenly wif mingwei soon.. good news.. pangyi leavin for motherland.. so labond can focus on futbaL liaoz.. keep soccer alive when we r away i hope.. good luck to ricardoo for the 'o'.. pray hard that sinned can return from p.ubin in one piece.. may njc beat ajc on sat.. n holland qualify to prove that scottish futbal is a piece of shit.. good luck to all punters.. korea-1/4..
Ivan misfired at 11:10 PM
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sum list of trix for all hornyteamerz... pls try to master em all... (difficulty ranged frm easiest to hardest)
1. rainbow flick
2. side foot lift
3. roll ball lift
4. pivot rainbow
5. step over lift
6. wu shu flick
7. labond roll n turn
8. max side roll n lift
9. ronaldinho roll over
10. del piero ultimate lao jiang trick
Anonymous misfired at 10:00 PM
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Thursday, November 13, 2003
juz finished wif op.. pw rock my world.. wonder the bbq still on nort..
Ivan misfired at 12:22 PM
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hornyteam gone friendstering ... just like stonez...
Nengz misfired at 1:17 AM
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Tuesday, November 11, 2003
i guess it's awfully hard to organise a bbq now..now that so many pple cannot make it..wif dennis having obs zhiping having lep..and ivna having both..not to mention the nj ppl hu mite not even b able to make it..a bbq w/o so many pple is no bbq at all..as hard as it is to accomondate everybody's conflicting schedules..i'm proposing next saturday instead..pls comment..
the only good thing out of malaysia..their punting digests..bo zhun n soccerking..pls support them..
n not forgetting our very own malai..zenots..
Anonymous misfired at 9:51 AM
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yeah i tot so. knew it would rain but you wouldn't believe me... anyway yeah i guess i'll be outta da bbq too. going to OBS, no less. man you all haf fun~~~
deNn~ misfired at 1:02 AM
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juz an update... sad to say tt our last trng wasnt a successful one... quoting frm max... its yet again human count bu ru tian count... juz as we thought tt our 1st trng was within reach... okay let me gif a brief outline of da scenario... it was 430 pm at tchs side field... halv an hr behind our schedule... whereby maxxx n ivna finally arrived wif me manfred nengz n gserhwee oreaddy waitin eagerly anticipatin... while ppl like dennis AK as well as those kiddoz eg richardo hu r camping at hostel glanced out of deir windows... a strike of lightning killed everything... the thunder roared... the rain poured... off we go to da zen garden shade... n off it goes da hornyteam's 1st trng... DI YI CI JIU ZHE ME SHI QU LE uhz... lllyrea not wathankson wathanksming...
so 6 of us hid in da zen garden, realisin da fact tt no one brought cards... luckily maxxx provided sum BO ZUN n ZU QIU WANG trix... so as usual da punters started to KILL deir phone-BILL... whereas serhwee was worrying bout his beloved POOLS... n after some time wasting on kiaping each others kornehttoz da hornyteam decided to get sum team bonding session going... so we played sum rugby in front of e audi... followed by pig in da middle... its quite challenging cuz da floor was flooded partially... n sum penetrations were needed... den sum dribbling trix arnd... all da one on one on one on one... n so we called it a day wif all da BO ZUN n ZU QIU WANG still grabbing da utmost attentions...
btw i will be out for LEP camp frm fridae(14th) till 18th... sorry guyz... carn join u all for bbq... lets arrange a chalet nxt time... blessingz...
Anonymous misfired at 12:08 AM
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Sunday, November 09, 2003
Pool LvL...
Burn -1/4...
Leicester +1...
Early plays...
Anonymous misfired at 1:44 AM
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Zaragoza -1/4..
last minute plays..
Anonymous misfired at 1:44 AM
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Friday, November 07, 2003
HOHO..
Juz wanna inform u ppl..
confirmed: trg on sundae.. our veri first i believe.. realli wish ppl will turn up n show sum magic.. venue to be determined soon.. oso.. bbq at zhiming's place next weekend.. stayover n puntin will be welcomed.. thanz zhimin for takin the trouble to provide the stingrays n chicken wings..
not confirmed: a frenly.. against the dumanites 02.. sum nj vj hj soccer team ppl.. next fridae.. bookin affordable pro field at bendemeer.. the dunmanites will confirm the details wif me soon.. keep this day free..
good luck to fellows hornehs takin ao chinese.. puntin digest: PAOK-1 bola.. stay healthy..
Ivan misfired at 12:06 AM
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Thursday, November 06, 2003
tonight sees the last day of european midwk action and i'll try to pass on some of my european experience to punters out there..9 years of european football hve taught me one thing..when it comes to games involving british teams..bookmakers have the tendency to stack the odds heavily against the non-british opponents..and i've exploited this idiosyncracy of theirs to great effect..british teams are offered at very very short odds for tonights uefa match ups..
zyn is going to oppose all 3 british teams..i'm waging war on england..
steaua 1/4:0 liverpool..
Romania is famous for its vampires and stick thin models..but check out its football as well..First things first..the handicap..i'm really taken aback by the less than flattering handicap confered upon steaua..check up their credentials..former european champs..knocked out saints and a extremely steady home record..in addition..they play a very defensive game..defensive more in the italian-juve sense of the word and not in the liverpool sense of the word..i see steaua beating pool at their own game here today and grabbing the 3 pts by a solitary goal..
some plate tectonics..original level plate..jump to pool give 1/4..
AH: Steaua +1/4
Fixed: 1x
basel 1/4:0 ncastle
Yes! the swiss are back..the swiss team that reminds me of that awful smelling spice..basel..the team that many have problems pronouncing..basel were an enigma for most punters..especially for punters who backed british teams..liverpool were very famously dumped by basel in last year's CL..enough of history and empty talk..at 1/4 ball..i don't really this see game going anywhere..newcastle is heavy at 1.800 at time of posting..it has been at 1.800 for a very long time..heavy boat to sink..i can't tell for sure as 1.800 also points at a sure win for ncastle..but i can't use the plate analysis approach for this game as it is still too early to tell..
Newcastle seems the obvious choice at +1/4 ball..i see this game going either way..with latest 1/4 ball patterns reflecting a win result for either the home or away team..hardly do i see a draw ensuing here..but to prove a point..i'll take basel to give the balls to ncastle and make them pay for their complacency and impotency in front of goal..this is also with the anti-British idea in mind..
AH: Basel -1/4
Fixed: 12
Man City 0:1 1/4 Groclin
Some background info..Groclin..this polish may be a unknown quantity but they have come a long way..dumping hertha berlin en route to this match..they are doing particularly fine in the polish league but i've said it before and i shall say it again..domestic form and european form are two very separate affairs..
Man City are the proverbial jekyl n hyde team..never failing to pull surprises..They come at the back of a 2-0 away win at the St. Mary's..a convincing win..especially given teh absence of Anelka..A rested and fit and raring-to-go Anelka spells trouble for the polish outfit..Mancity have spelt out their intentions to have a gd run in the uefa cup and groclin do not pose a realistic challenge to the lesser of the two mancunian teams..
In the last round of matches..the first leg saw many upsets and out of the world results going against the british teams but the only team that managed to remain unscathed was Mcity..However, i do not see them coming away from this match with a comfortable victory..a one-goal margin win at best..final verdict..groclin to be the banana skin..
AH: Groclin -1.25
Fixed: 1
Good luck. For reference only. Pls take all 3 teams together..the only way for the trick to work..
Disclaimer: Recommendations posted might not reflect the tipster's actual bets.
Anonymous misfired at 6:40 PM
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Wednesday, November 05, 2003
partizan +1
sorri to post this so late..
sundae trainin boys..
Ivan misfired at 2:14 AM
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Tuesday, November 04, 2003
if free, go www.friendster.com n create an account, add everyone, good for contacts n future stuff, haha, also can get to know people, max'x fav pastime... all the kiappingz
Wayne misfired at 8:58 AM
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Yi Qi Lai...
How abt some rjc kiddoz for us... u noe the oppz of schorchers the last time round.. they look competitive enuff... since we r no longer a recreational team liao... yoyoz... llyrea wish we can get our first training done... n ivna tokked abt the idle members... who r they? come on siaz... where's the horniness man... WTF!!!? the team motto of "never ever ready" is really a global tag manz... everyone says the same damn thing abt us... oh god... so do we keep the tag or leave it as it is... jerseys how... if we dont do them quick... the jerseys may run short in supply... so any application forms this year...??? BBQ push back lar...but lets get so training n frendly matches done first...
Nengz misfired at 8:54 AM
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Monday, November 03, 2003
juz an update on our potential future opponents:
mAlAy bArbErz
rV02
DunMan02
pRcs
mUsAnG n cOz
da sec 4 orange jersey rV team
ming wei n his fajar frenz
keLs
Sc0rch3rs
...
yea. will tackle em one by one.
Anonymous misfired at 11:29 PM
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llyrea wish max is ready... bbq this weekend is gonna be postponed YET AGAIN to comprimise da sec 4s facin deir O levels, as well as max's sister havin sum imp examination... but hornyteamerz, dun be dissapointed thou... will try to organize a frenly this weekend... but pls contribute ley... hard to find opponents to kiap... malay barber match is clashed wif puasa season... n time is still not right to challenge da sc0rch3rs... whereas prc match can nv be ready too cuz huajia is foreva injured... reallie wish can get some dunmann kidz or rv kidz to play wif... if possible max might wanna ask his rv/dunmann frenz... i will try n ask alan/zirong wether izzit possible to hav a frenly durin last day of sch... or mebbe sundae... teammates hu c this n haf ani ideaz pls update ASAP or contact me for urs opinion...
Anonymous misfired at 11:25 PM
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-Punting is geography. Study plate movements.
-The only disability of punters when it comes to asian handicap is to always eat ball or always give.
-Books always win on Monday.
Anonymous misfired at 1:32 PM
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i agree wif ivan. we shld wait until after teh o's so that our younger members..do we have 2 or do we haf 3..can join us in teh fun..sides, i dun tink this sunday can oso..esp if u all wanna stayova..and it's not as if i wan to d'lay and p'pone..jus that heaven calculate bu ru man calculate so yea..and we can haf as many bbqs as we wan..relax dun worri jus make this the first one..a good first bbq perhaps..
ohoh..have we announced our team manager..introducin' dahoemanager..bez of all..he manages scorchas as well..i reali wonder how he mananges to manage..
i have insider information from reliable source..tonite 1 game super kangtau play..birmingham -1/4,-1/2..even our competitors call us..$8.99 per minute..4/4 record
-Boro (vs. Wigan)
-Amad (vs. Sociedad)
-Villareal (vs. Osasuna)
-Zaragoza (vs. Real Mad)
Anonymous misfired at 11:58 AM
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c'mon
we r neither slient nor rusty.. active are we.. there's no need for a reinaissance as we are still alive.. hey i m still kickin at such time.. it is juz that everione is bz at this point of time.. holiday is round da corner.. activites r bound to cum.. sad to say that we r no more a recreational team.. so those pseudo members will be stripped off their numbers if they still dun make up their idea.. bbq shu be set.. but i will prefer it to be after o level so that the younger members can join in the fun.. but many complained that di is postponed for too long.. thus we may hav to do it this weekend.. all i hav to say is.. hornyteam, u r my sugarcandy..
Ivan misfired at 5:04 AM
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Sunday, November 02, 2003
time to activate all inactive members.
time to cultivate all active members.
a review on our current squad:
1 wayne 2 kyle 3 lixing 4 maxxx 5 crapment 6 nengz 7 stix 8 del 9 labond 10 stonez 11 ivna 12 sinned 13 manfredo 14 richardo 15 ak 16 kenbang 17 mysteria
wonder when can we actually hav our nxt trng, i mean a trng wif every member present...
e bloody fact is, we havnt had a trng wif full attendance b4...
juz hope tt e bbq nxt sundae can be a real success.
no more excuses. hornyteam shall reborn.
ortus.
Anonymous misfired at 8:42 PM
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A little bit more Action, A little bit more Conversation
Ghost Town. Drop Dead Silence. Rusty Door. Broken Glass. Dusty Shelves.
All records of the hornyteam were long forgotten, deep down in the archives untouched. Oh lord come to our aid, oh god make haste to help us. Help us revive the once plucky n cocky side of us in aid of dominance, grant us the strength to conquer heights yet again. Amen.
Nengz misfired at 7:59 PM
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