Tuesday, December 30, 2003
Likoon ar, y be ball picker, ur our rightback or rightmid lor... all the horny ronaldo trix... ball picker is... hahaha dun wanna say yet. good luck people, new yr coming... cheers...
Wayne misfired at 6:14 PM
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hello everyone:), am i considered part of horny team? lol....maybe i can be ball picker for yall....
koon misfired at 2:13 PM
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Friday, December 26, 2003
tmd read ivna's blog so horny meh kena diao by da police...
newaes may ivna pls invite our new signings to this blog...
manfred -- samsite_88@hotmail.com
likoon -- bash280186@hotmail.com
Anonymous misfired at 11:13 AM
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Thursday, December 25, 2003
folks.. Horny Christmas..
our team had received a wonderful xmas gift.. a new rightback to cure our headaches.. here to welcome dear likoon to our team.. bet no1 can beat this crazy guy in a marathorn.. wacky n installed wif horny tricks.. wif his ability to pick up things fast.. i m sure he is an useful addition to the squad.. he is also an expert in dead ball situation.. n when it comes to penalties.. kk enuff.. stop all da cm cliches.. any1 begs to differ..
merri christmas to all..
Ivan misfired at 4:58 PM
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now we know y it is always so cold n wet when christmas arrives eh stonez... bu hao xiao...
Nengz misfired at 12:50 PM
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XXXmas
mary asked god whether HE remembers deir nite 2003 yrs n 9 mth ago.
god told mary : tts y i taught em to say MARY christmas
Anonymous misfired at 1:43 AM
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Wednesday, December 24, 2003
del..the team is behind u no matter wad..
Anonymous misfired at 9:34 PM
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dunno whether it's a gd thing or not la..but the match was cancelled..at least we got to see the dunmanites la..put a face to all the names we heard..soccer team players all that..i tink we shld b quite confi to face dem la ar..on the field that is..futsal today oso qte gay la..was quite gay la..but i tink their hadi is quite gd..making all the cuts and good shots..their vj player oso play like a malay..zai..nt forgetting alan..wif the silver boots he bot with his winnings..
and leeekoon..his horny la..playing in defence all that..risky mentalities..quote n unquote..he said play street is to have fun n be horny..he does have wad he takes la ar..we shld involve him in more of our activities..seriasly..
Anonymous misfired at 9:30 PM
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glad to announce tt da match actually ended up as a tchs cum dunmann futsal outing at NIE. good horniness shown by hornyteam members. gotta noe deir SHI LI now. so shud be confident to face em nxt tym eh?
Anonymous misfired at 2:19 PM
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my sentiments... gay out dudez...
Nengz misfired at 1:06 AM
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i held my responsibility for arranging such a poorly timed match. i admit its gay, wif only halv of e team available, n we're forced to pick players randomly juz to fill our team roster. from now on i shall not overstep e boarder trin to organise anymore friendlies. but wadeva it is e match later is still on n ppl pls pls pls do turn up. take it as im begging y'all n im owing y'all a favour. show some respect for da opponents hu tried very hard to gather a team too. although i was e one to blame for all dese troublesome made, wad's done its done. its too late to call it off. mebbe we shud juz enjoy e futball n e sun den. i will be very grateful to all those hu understood my situation. a big thankyew out dere for those hu helped me by turning out too. for those hu still insists of burying me wif guilt, u can kb in wadeva way u lyk. i guarantee tt such things wun happen again. i wun be doin all these animore. i believe not only tt can save urs, but it'll also save my time, my energy, my phone bill n my soul.
Anonymous misfired at 12:22 AM
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Monday, December 22, 2003
T-11 match postponed due to injuries n suspensions of opponent players...
but might be facing dunman-nites this wednesday... team captain ivna lim is negotiating e details wif e dunman ppl... the friendly will be on once they jack-pot 2nite...
Anonymous misfired at 10:39 PM
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Wednesday, December 17, 2003
Non lo Stup lo stonez di lar di fuck. ... u pensa che il suo malese sia buono? bene. ... la supposizione. ... perché io m migliore di u..
Nengz misfired at 2:09 AM
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pala buto sia kau sangkah kau siapa hanya satu bapo besar baik sekali kalau kau boleh tutupkan mulut anjing tu jangan buangkan masa ku cakap dengan babi ni yang tiada otak ku ada aktiviti yang besar-kan kini...
Anonymous misfired at 12:23 AM
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well then again.... Fark stonez n "e other team".... wussies.... aint got de language so just dont fluant it....
Nengz misfired at 12:08 AM
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Tuesday, December 16, 2003
gay dick. im not askin u to play soft lyk a cc. afterall e person doin e rough tackles aint u. juz tt dere's no need for evil intentions to get ppl into st john room. n stop e kb goin on. aniwae we aint famed for roughness. we're nt e other team out dere.
n btw onli do ankle clippin if u dare to do it on yinghao. or else all man r equal. if u dun do it on yinghao dun do it on others too. n aggression does not equal to dirty play. wake up ur ideas.
Anonymous misfired at 10:44 AM
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Fark stonez.. fark his ideology...fark his theory...fark his believes...fark the idea of going into this match soft if we still wish to perform above par n win eventually....
seriously... animosity or not... kiapin arnd or not... who gives a shit... as long as we function as a team n do wad we all r supposed to do.... a little roughness off the edge doesnt even matter eh maxxx...if u get wad i mean... all the ankle clippin....llyrea wish it would be soccer out there.... dont wan undertaker/kane/big show/chris benoit/kurt angle/triple h wannabe out there during the match.... seriously... keep ur sucker punches to urself n not into ivna's stomach....seriously....
Nengz misfired at 1:46 AM
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btw can anione provide information regarding e availability of fair-field... as in will it be occupied durin sundae mornin... dunmann match ivna pls settle ASAP it'll be arnd 20th of dec.... n juz a lil note to certain hornyteamerz hu hav sum misunderstandings wif certain players frm t-11 please try to HUA4 DI2 WEI2 YOU3, employ e DA2 HAO3 tactic... please do not hav any bad feelins against each other afterall we r all HUA2 ZHONG1 ZI3 DI4... n we used to hav lotsa wonderful momments durin sec sch days at street court... dere's no need to hav thoughts of deliberately injurin one another or suspecting others kiappin u... n dere's no need for meaningless kb n back stabs... yup... afterall we're all human...
Anonymous misfired at 12:45 AM
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guyz friendly wif travins' team half set liao... hopefully can be this sundae b4 dunmann match... e potential line-up for em r travins kaiming francis zhenjie n mebbe sum 024A ppl n 024F ppl n 02NCC ppl plus bingchen n lixing of our team... its essential for us to build up our passing approaches thru easier opponents (relative to malay barbers)... aniwae i think our possession play last match is a lot smoother den against 6towers as well as k-11... be more confident to play short passes... long pass aint e solution especially if we wanna play stylish football... hope to c a flowing hornyteam in near future...
Anonymous misfired at 12:43 AM
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Monday, December 15, 2003
We will onli improve when we play with tougher opponents... playing with an inferior team is a mere waste of time...
Quite sianz here, no soccer action, not much exercise except 6-10km walk everyday, anyways, quit soccer liao, maybe joining back during tria, gonna put studies first people. back on wed... examszzzz... Hope can play with u people soon... think next time we play barbers must prepare better... go there cut hair more often. Maybe should bring on schorcers or Cockudedudadae soon...
Wayne misfired at 11:37 AM
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tt was really an expensive match. i was left limpin off e pitch after blockin another shot n sumhow it resulted a cramp on my shin surprisingly. shud hav slacked durin mornin's trng. took uncountable knocks, tastin da chocolate flavoured juice wif a twist of grass jelly on da ground. found myself bringing home an away jersey -- da gold color design which we initially wanted to make. had a free mud facial too. enriching eh. but consolation is tt i hit e cross bar once. ha. several good ballz over da head of opponent's defenders too in e 1st halv n early part of 2nd halv. but den e quality of my passes gradually fell in e ltr part of e game due to tired legs n was den disrupted by injury. sorry guyz. will rest well b4 match nxt tym.
aniwae nice carlos goal dere frm delwyn ha. AK had an assured debut performance even though we conceded 6. but seriously tts juz class la. tts wad u expect frm s-league players lyk e dunno wad iskandar frm tanjong pagar n e number 4 dunno wad name one rite. or else how cum dey can get fuckin pay juz to kick ball rite. shall challenge em again sumday after army. when we're physically as strong as em. even e strongest of us delwyn can get knocked off e ball by em sia. ha but seriously if we gonna play again pls book another pitch. tt SAS field seriously cmi. how can us exploit deir lack of pace when e ball will get stuck in da mud pools. even tchs side field is better. kaoz. betta dun kb so much. ltr got sc0rch3r ppl kb us. hohoz.
Anonymous misfired at 1:30 AM
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naked robbie william says sing when u r winnin.. tt's y no 1 realli feel lyk bloggin after the match..
the scoreline reads 6:1.. a clear indication of wat we r made of.. it is lie if i say they failed to dominate the match.. they got wat it take to play a soccer game.. afterall.. it was an exp exp.. an expensive experience..
we played on a stupid pitch.. wif a cheeky refree.. opponents who live a decade more than us.. were accompanied wif their wives and babies.. they played simple football.. despite the usual dirty malay fouls commited by them..
we lost.. hahez.. cant expect a team wif sum sleg player to lose to us rite.. cheer ppl.. shu be looki forward to more games to come.. no1 is to be blamed.. the opponents are two levels above us.. they said our play is predictable.. so we gotta change.. everione played well.. we could hav socred more.. but nvm` dun be deoressed.. delwyn improved a lot.. his goal was magnificent.. everione did well.. all of us was not pussycats that are afraid of mud.. gotta salute those who fell into puddles of mud.. those who got whacked from behind by the malays.. those who made last min tackles n saves.. hornyteam good job..
but there still many things for us to change.. communication durin the game.. crossin n passin too.. n pls be punctual.. u know wat time to meet all those.. so dun try to be funny n come late by an hour.. however.. yum seng to hornyteam..
Ivan misfired at 12:06 AM
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Friday, December 12, 2003
Stonez..i catch no ball..
Catch-22
Catch no ball
Catcher in the rye
What's the catch
Anonymous misfired at 10:29 PM
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Shalom peace love..
Pretty fugly
Plastic Glasses
Military Intelligence
Old boy (dennis' favourite)
Act naturally
Soft Rock
Small crowd
Almost exactly
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Anonymous misfired at 10:28 PM
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so yang is constantly catchin our blog uhz... juz lyk how he catches maxxx's crotch uhz...
Anonymous misfired at 9:57 PM
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Score
HornyTeam ..... 8.90
Draw ..... 4.15
Malay Barberz ..... 1.23
Asian Handicap
HornyTeam +2 1/4 ..... 2.100
Malay Barberz -2 1/4 ..... 1.800
Extra
Above 2.5 ball ..... 1.12
Below 2.5 ball ..... 10.50
Hornyteam Cleansheet ..... 101.00
First throw-in/corner/foul to either side ..... 1.75
Nengz misfired at 2:39 AM
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NOTICE
Ivna got that one wrong... the match will start exactly at 5pm... by 4.30pm all stretching n warm up exercise would already be done... n the half an hr is for team talk n gettin to know opponents...
Venue : St. Andrew Secondary field (potong pasir)
Time : 4pm
P.S. It would still be best if we could meet up first then go there cos there would be pple would r road goondo-s...eh stonez...
Nengz misfired at 2:28 AM
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Thursday, December 11, 2003
St andrew sec field 5PM bring 10 dolar each.. pay for pitch n refree..
Ivan misfired at 10:42 PM
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Tuesday, December 09, 2003
alert
sat match is on.. 5pm.. make it pls.. tml trg horz 2pm ss court.. get all soccer equipment ready.. try watchin sleague to spot some malay defensive mistakes.. start joggin coz we goin to play full big big pitch.. lotsa runnin.. will be veri veri tirin..our third match i supposed.. let's get some passin flow in the game.. time to bring it to the malaybb.. good luck.. pundit digest: celta -1/4..
Ivan misfired at 7:39 PM
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glad to noe tt e malay barber thing is finally on. glad to announce too tt im in rather great confidence todae after an assured performance against fairfield sec soccer team. all da fuckin mads tt carn study n soccer skill not really outstanding. hornyteam members includin stonez kenbang ak mofo n mysteria hav participated in this match originally organized btw da sixtowers n fairfield soccer team. a failed spotted offside n a dudek stunt frm mofo hav gifted fairfield soccer team a 2-0 victory, whereby e scoreline suggests a very different story frm wad really happened, particularly when e crossbar denied us once, n those thru ballz frm stonez werent fully capitalised by da strikers ;). i wud not lyk to comment on da whole team's effort cuz we r juz another unprepared team whereby moz team members were juz called up laz min e day b4 e match, n if not for sum taxi trix we in da 1st place mite not even hav enuff ppl to form da team (sounds familar eh. dinno 6towers r sooo much lyk our team). howeva personally its actually nt bad wif all da stonez hahez trix. promise to pull da strings frm da middle of e park provided enuff support was given n e team can play in a more calmed n composed approach. no desperate clearance lyk last match. try to take control of e tempo but not juz one dimensional hit n run. hornyteamerz hu played 2dae will agree wif tt. aniwae manfred n richard r both unavailable for da nxt match. both back in msia. wayne is not available too cuz he's still in guangzhou. so kyle/ nengz/ sinned will hafta be e keeper. n max as usual is doubtful. i reallie wish max can play along wif ak, den me n delwyn can form a more convincing centre mid partnership. btw is clement tan back? n is bingchen ready to experiment on his new found defender position? how bout labond ? serhwee taking striker position or wad? i suggest us to hav a lil trng session at thursdae, n pls train field not street, juz to get more prepared cuz i dun wanna suffer our 1st defeat since da official formation of e team. note e word OFFICIAL. den we can discuss game play too. i hav sheer confidence in our championship manager maxxx's coaching ability. afterall he's da one wif da moz CREATIVITY uhz.......................
Anonymous misfired at 1:03 AM
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Sunday, December 07, 2003
KT for last night's games
Hertha Berlin +3/4
Fulham -1/2
Totteham -3/4
Real Madrid lvl
...looks like Unkel Ming is pretty good...
here's some early tips from him...
Albacete lvl
Leverkusen -1/2
Roma -3/4
Udinese -3/4
Good Luck!
Nengz misfired at 2:00 PM
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Callin all Hornyteamers....
We will be facing off wid Malay Barbers Team next Saturday, 13th Dec... match will start at 5pm... so it would be best if we could meet up first for some stretchin n warming up... venue will be confirmed by the referee employed in the match... no nonsense dudes... no bust-ups n untidy tackles.... i m warning u noe who eh...more info will be updated... pls bring more cash there... cos we hav to share cost of the field n ref...
Nengz misfired at 12:58 PM
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guyz... wayne called frm the people republic of china... he's at guangzhou now, n will be back in 10 dayz time... he say he wun mind to bring us some souvenir... so if u all want to smuggle anytik frm china u all mite wanna contact him thru sms...
Anonymous misfired at 11:10 AM
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Wednesday, December 03, 2003
indra putra + akmal rizal = victory
Anonymous misfired at 10:43 PM
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Tuesday, December 02, 2003
sad sad.. sad sad.. though singapore lost to myam.. many ppl still love to play futbal.. tt casued all the soccer fields to be booked this month.. it's realli so hard to book a pitch.. ssc happily told me to wait till next yr.. so anyone has any idea where we can get a pitch to play some soccer..
Ivan misfired at 11:21 PM
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