Saturday, September 24, 2005
I shall be goalkeeper from now onwards.
Anonymous misfired at 11:39 PM
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hornyteam match report in very poor english cus im really lost for words for this cricket scored fixture...
in any case, the final score reads: hornyteam 7:8 virgin of flower mountains (extra time)
hornyteam line-up (4-3-3): wayne, sir seng, ak, max, ivan, kenbang, reaper, stonez, neng, richard, kyle
subs: 3 mysterious player frm ngee ann poly who claimed to have booked the field and insisted on zupping
hornyteam scorers: kyle(pen), richard(2), stonez(2), sir seng, ak
how the match went:
first half--
misjudged header by ak gifted opponent an easy tap in. GOAL!!!
miscommunication btw ak n wayne gifted opponent an easy tap in. GOAL!!!
a controversial penalty is converted by kyle. GOAL!!!
kenbang dribbled pass a few players down the right flank and shot into the side netting.
stonez put neng thru down the left, neng's cross cannon off the crossbar. richard's follow up shot was wide.
ivan is injured and needed some treatment. (cramp)
second half--
misjudged clearance frm an unknown substitute gifted opponent an easy goal. GOAL!!!
another crucial mistake frm the unknown substitute assisted the opponent. GOAL!!!
stonez intercepted a pass n knocked it forward to richard first time. richard ran pass three players n scored a mazy solo goal. GOAL!!!
corner from richard found stonez who glanced the ball into the far corner. GOAL!!!
reaper put stonez thru. stonez's placed shot hit the cross bar.
a poor back pass frm unknown substitute allowed opponent to take advantage and dribble pass the defence. GOAL!!!
opponent free kick, serhwee fumbles. GOAL!!!
stonez intercepted a ball n knocked it to space first time. richard volleyed frm a dead angle. GOAL!!!
richard squared a ball to stonez n stonez drilled a low shot into the near post. GOAL!!!
wayne layed a nice back pass to neng. neng shot over the bar.
goal of the day. stonez dribbled pass a player frm the left and squared the ball to richard. richard crossed the ball looking for kenbang, and kenbang hooked the ball into the penalty box and found sir seng free. sir seng back heeled into the goal. GOAL!!!
a goal mouth scramble saw AK reacting the fastest to tap the ball in. GOAL AND HORNYTEAM LEADS FOR THE FIRST TIME!!!
AK is injured and needed some treatment. (cramp)
neng is injured and needed some treatment. (cramp)
opponent left wing scored a solo goal down the left flank. GOAL!!!
extra time--
richard curled a free kick over the bar.
stonez is injured and needed some treatment. (slight ankle spraint)
opponent placed a fabulous shot from the left flank into the top right corner. GOAL AND THE VIRGIN OF FLOWER MOUNTAIN WON BY THE GOLDEN GOAL RULE!!!
fuck. cant remember all of the actions so can only give a rough outline.
verdict of the match: we missed yuxian badly for the defensive cover. an advise to hornyteam players, do not play soccer in the morning if you have a game in afternoon. congrats to ak and sir seng though for scoring their first goals respectively for hornyteam.
personal performance: had a nervous start and a shitty first half with a few embarrassing miskicks. redeemed myself in the 2nd half, scoring two goals with another two assists. point to improve--need to find a way to settle into the game fast cus other teams might not have the same patience with me as hornyteam. point to be positive--partnership with rich was quite lethal in the 2nd halv.
Anonymous misfired at 10:18 PM
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Friday, September 23, 2005
classic examples of 4-3-3s (to clear some misconception):
chelsea:
----------------drogba/crespo------------------------
duff-------------------------------------------robben
---------lampard----------------essien---------------
-------------------makelele--------------------------
del horno------------------------------------ferreira
-----------gallas-------------terry------------------
---------------------cech----------------------------
barca:
----------------------etoo---------------------------
ronaldinho--------------------------------------giuly
-------------deco-----------------xavi---------------
---------------edmilson/van bommel-------------------
van bonkhorst--------------------------------belletti
-----------marquez-------------puyol-----------------
--------------------valdes---------------------------
basically, a target man, two out and out forward, two attacking mid, one holding mid (most pivotal and difficult to play), two wing backs, two cb and one gk.
a negative example--
england:
----------------------owen---------------------------
joe cole------------------------------------------swp
---------lampard----------------gerrard--------------
--------------------beckham--------------------------
ashley cole-------------------------------------young
-----------ferdinand----------terry------------------
---------------------robinson------------------------
so the moral of the story, choose a dm wisely.
Anonymous misfired at 11:52 PM
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Probable XI:
Anonymous misfired at 11:43 PM
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Things to bear in mind tomorrow:
Decisiveness at the back four. Hoof the ball away. Ball-watching ain't fun.
Make meaningful advances with the ball in the middle. Midfielders try to run with ball and keep close control. Don't overdo this.
Communicate.
Make meaningful runs off the ball.
Trust your instincts.
Anonymous misfired at 11:31 PM
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Tml formation.. lineup secretive.. 2pm meet..
Ivan misfired at 11:11 PM
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hornyteam friendly alert:
opponent: virgins of flower mountain
time: 24th of september (saturday), 3 pm
venue: ngee ann poly field
meeting 2 pm at kap tentatively. line up to be confirmed later tonight.
Anonymous misfired at 8:21 PM
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Anonymous misfired at 7:40 PM
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Sunday, September 18, 2005
happy maf everyone.
rokokokok.
Anonymous misfired at 9:20 PM
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jimmy gets high.
Anonymous misfired at 9:57 AM
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Newsflash
- Hornyteam captain Ivan Lim is well on the road to recovery following his arm injury. Let us all wish he'll get w...erm...pass his prelims
- Hornyteam is barred from entering Vietnam indefinitely
- Kyle down with back injury, unlikely to be fit until Max or Ammily returns, whichever takes longer
- Wayne wrist-straps now on sale at all Popular Bookstores (See "Tape" section)
Anonymous misfired at 12:41 AM
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Friday, September 16, 2005
katrina
若想哭可借膊头你
如何放心得了你明天我再回来等你
katrina
明天他终会发现你吧
如看守天使那样美等下去吧 it's ok it's ok
Katrina will I ever know your heart?
Ivan misfired at 11:56 PM
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No, just plain pseudo.
Anonymous misfired at 11:45 PM
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pseudo abc...
Anonymous misfired at 7:53 PM
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Katrina, I can't stop looking into your eyes
but words just don't come out straight
don't know what to say
Anonymous misfired at 7:41 PM
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Wednesday, September 07, 2005
nowadays i cant realli see my right elbow..
but everitime i think of my right elbow.. i believe we can play better football..
sometimes i am reminded of khatib.. i believe that yellow skins can also play football.. at least we do not need to resort to dirty plays..
every seconds i shut my eyes.. i dream of fabulous passin movements which no one can stop..
but for now.. i need to rest my elbow.. or else i cant pass my ippt..
Ivan misfired at 3:55 PM
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Saturday, September 03, 2005
i take back my words... we din really conquer that yishun court afterall... C really stands for casualty... im sorry ivan...
Anonymous misfired at 10:58 PM
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Good legs hardly open.
Hao jiao bu chang kai.
Anonymous misfired at 7:56 PM
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