football is the forlorn hope





















Sunday, August 31, 2003

serious problem wif me..
alive and kicking at such time..
cant sleep..
liverpool deserves to win..
i dun concur..
cosy corner for more than ten ppl to watch liv..
accompanied with food n drinks..
thank you, kenbang..
sorry team mates..
feel bad..
brought irresponsibility to another level..
i m glad there is hornyteam..
i pray that malay recovers fast..
wuneng jackpot..
wayne finalli kiap all his gals..
see labond again sum day..
how abt a frenly..
try to study ppl..
my muscles r so lazy to produce a yawn..
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Ivan misfired at 4:28 AM
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Saturday, August 30, 2003

team outing at kenbang's hse today... all da ang mo kio home grounds... soccer actions as usual... pity tt i was injured by some XXX rated tackle frm some neighbourhood ahbengkiaz... hahez... llyrea wanna cut my left leg xia... watched soccer at kenbang's hse den... liverpool won everton... play egg... all da false glimpse of hope for pool fanz... but nvm... kewell finally got his goal... hoseh... talkin abt all da yahoo fantasy soccer...

btw thx for kenbang's parents' RE QING KUAN DAI... thx for all da food and drinks... and its amazing how all of us managed to squeeze into tt little lift without any blip sound... especially wif some ZHONG LIANG JI kiddoz like NENGZ and WAYNEZ among us...

Anonymous misfired at 11:41 PM
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Thursday, August 28, 2003

can ask wayne to pharque off not... he think his NH3 trix very funny izzit... and if u r a man pls dun use my name to post funny funny thing... and i nv say tt i wanna kiap, DO U UNDERSTAND... WANT ME TO USE MALAY TO TELL U... KAU TAHU TAK... PUKIMA... oreaddy 19 yr old... yet lamer den kahyun... simply cmi...

btw update on da frenly arrangements... against e prc j1 scholars, someday nxt week... would like to noe e team memberz responses b4 finalising all stuffs... so do u all want it... and when u all free nxt week...

Anonymous misfired at 11:40 PM
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dun publish my url u idiot... stop ur malay, stop kiaping around. ur class people want u to kiap, am i not right? ur confused am i not right again? lame. Dun get arrogont over ur achievements scoring freely for HC. Train harder. Expect to see HC in 2nd round if not semi, NJ hopefully semis. Played 30min for AC, clean sheet, saved a few, should be 2nd choice if not 1st. Buck up people!

Wayne misfired at 9:31 AM
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Monday, August 25, 2003

so hornyteam is gettin more and more literated... all da lit blogz arnd... may e blogmaster ivan lim make links to all da team member'z blog, in order to show our WEN WU SHUANG QUANz... hahaz...

stonEz: stonez.blogspot.com
mAx: tapis.pitas.com
iVaN: ivna.blogspot.com
KyLe: deliverance.crimsonblog.com

and

wAyNe: chingweijia.blogspot.com

...

Anonymous misfired at 10:17 PM
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Saturday, August 23, 2003

today's planning was lousy la, with max kiaping around... how come we cant come together and do sth well? Reminisize lei... get sth that will bind us together, get a match, or some outing... wun be going back on fridays cause got training, sat morning also... good luck to u people. think will quit this yr cause 1st choice confirm not me, and 4 going for 2nd choice... tight comp but should have a small advantage. Why so few LB and LM in AC? so many keepers? Anyone of this 4 should be able to displace some keepers. Coach said will have some friendly match b4 prelims, hopefully is AJ or NJ or HC, then Hahez liao... SA also can... dun want JJ or VJ can liao, he said this squad better than previous one, got a few tall guys and some skilled ones. Lets wait n see.

Wayne misfired at 10:49 PM
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horny kidz...

check out my new blog @ deliverance.crimsonblog.com

thanks

God Bless

Anonymous misfired at 11:16 AM
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Thursday, August 21, 2003

Congrats to horny team members weilin and wayne - always knew you all could do it. And i'd like to extend a pussy-warm welcome to our new members AK, Manfred and Bang.

Anonymous misfired at 5:08 PM
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who is mandred? AK n k 11? though ak is schorchers? btw heard from serhwee that weilin is in 1st team of aj liao, the team choose 13 players n he is in... how r the other menebers? Ac also din drop anyone, training on fri n sat, have to pay for balls n coaches... sianz, sorry NJ people, for saying that ur lame for paying to train. Good luck people... btw u all still wanna participate in the SCC match in turf city? Contact me pls, deadline is tmr, but $$ how?

Wayne misfired at 10:44 AM
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Wednesday, August 20, 2003

btw confirmation of our new memberz...

13-- Mandred
15 --Kenbang
16 --AK

Anonymous misfired at 10:57 PM
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not very happening recently... everyone bz izzit?

Anonymous misfired at 10:56 PM
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Sunday, August 10, 2003

San Nian Er Ban

yeZdae was another exotic outin for the team. party all the way to near midnite.. hornyteam can play ping pong well, haHEz. everi1 showed off their skillz on the table last nite.. ofcoz, cards n soccer ball were not forgotten. i got my hands on a game of bridge finalli, after abstainin from it for a few monthz.

food was sehdap. sushi, chicken n pizza. aiyaz, most imptly, almost the whole team turned up. so good. awesome time i spent.. juz tt we didnt hav time to swim.. muz thank wayne aniwaE..

Ivan misfired at 10:53 PM
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Waynes world, Party time, Excellent... enjoyed yet another memmorable horny team outin @ waynes world yoyoyoz... glad tt moz members showed up, Wayne, Kahyun, Max, Clement, Uneng, Bingchen, Delwyn, Labond, me, Ivan, Dennis and Richardo... well done guyz... juz a little pity tt Lixing and Kenneth werent able to join in e fun... but nevertheless, deir absence were covered by special guests serhwee and waihin... tok cocked, played cards, ate, drunked, 3 NIAN 2 BANed, and most of all kiaped e soccer ball... jogged our way to some bball court near waynes hse, and got some actions dere... good job team-mates as my team dominated moz of e time, hahez... our team comprimising of clements flair, ivans trix, maxs passing and mine hohoz goal scorin touches saw us winning 4 games out of 5, hehehez... whereas e other horny teamerz showed deir flashes of brilliance on different occasions, particularly labond hu finally announced his return... and i believe we did well to entertain dose chikopez watchin beside... uhuhz... cant wait to get on e playz and thrash our nxt opponents...

Anonymous misfired at 12:42 AM
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Hello people, hope u enjoyed urself today. Unfortunately u all arrived at diff time so no time to swim. Special guest serhwee n waihin. wonder if waihin went clubbing with richard since richard cant go back boarding school. btw how come dun c Kenneth n manfrad? Richard, batara din come in the end, think he is BZ. I think the guard not happy that we played soccer in the room. GG liao... see u people, maybe after promos? my mom kiapping me liao, have curfew till i get at least 3Bs. Hopefully someone can lend me their HC physics n maths common test papers, and trigonometry notes, from NJ? Thanks a lot.

Wayne misfired at 12:20 AM
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Friday, August 08, 2003

HEYZZ....tomolo outing izzit? haha...go where? wayne's house? wat time? wanna play soccer tomolo...very sian after common tezz.... who is our new signing har? a striker?.... do i know him? .......very very sian lar... today play soccer wif stonez, ivna.... haha....won all of them...n i score past the 'spiderman' (from dunman high)......suang!!!

R!cH misfired at 9:13 PM
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Thursday, August 07, 2003

llyrea trackerz la wayne... kenbang is our new signing... shld be able to fill nengz bootz... e canoe kidz bring dem on... suggest tt we challenge e hcjc 03s62 kidz too, consisting XIAOBAO JASON ALBERTINI AK LENEORD BAHTARA and part time CLIFFAE... show dem our korneh...

Anonymous misfired at 10:06 PM
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wanye, u must've got the wrong idea, since when did i wanna kiap people?

i dun haf the mood to fantasize abt gers since the day before, not since i lost her.. i dunno when i can do such things again.. i'm still reeling..

dennis, ur lil poem went well at first, tad shaky toward the end tho..

why is there so much animosity?

aren't we supposed to be a TEAM?

haiz.

Anonymous misfired at 4:45 PM
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Wednesday, August 06, 2003

So friday got match or not? play against canoe boys? or mingwei-11? maybe with HC first team? Btw, we can play friendly with others, but mainly adults, through www.socialsoccer.com .Played today, hm... din realli played well, ivan was not bad, if he can be as good on the field then should be able to get into 1st team. The NJ team today was quite good, minus the too verbal "captain of MAN U", made serhwee pissed off lor... wats watson's prob? diving n injuring himself? He was more solid b4 he joined soccer. Horny team maybe can get the trackker that played for us, to partner richard since nengz is sidelined. Kayun stop FaNtAsIzInG abt gers la, if u want go for them la, no point telling the horny team people, we r not a gang lor, can go kiap people one. BTW the sat BBQ still on? at where?

Wayne misfired at 10:54 PM
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Tuesday, August 05, 2003

a piece of gd news... ivna and clement are both admitted into HC soccer team now... big thx to denzyl...

Anonymous misfired at 8:42 PM
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Monday, August 04, 2003

Story of Fragrance Harbour Mayor -

I raised the red lantern
Upon myself in anticipation
Of things to come.
Unknowingly.
Unawares.
Not aware of the phalanx
And juggernauts who have arrived
in files and ranks
ready to liberate my mansion.

Liberate?

"Sei zor sei zor"
They bind me by my feet
And tie my hair
In pleats.
They say "the sun rises from the east,
now you repeat"
I'm no gweilo - you must have mistaken.

____________zyn________________________________________________

Anonymous misfired at 11:52 PM
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Did something today?
Ever thought who may be affected?
Even your friends and kin?
Jay chou roxs
And
You heard him yet?
Kiap my
Yellow
Lignum
Eight ball in da pool

Smooth and steady, that's not
U
X-tra. thats all

deNn~ misfired at 11:11 PM
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stonez, does it occur to you i can logon from sch?

anyway organise frenly on friday leh.. me itching to lick some ballz..

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People killin' people dyin'
Children hurtin' you hear them cryin'
Can you practice what you preach
And would you turn the other cheek

Father, father, father help us
Send some guidance from above
Cos' people got me, got me questionin'
Where is the love?

- Black Eyed Peas

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Anonymous misfired at 4:13 PM
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Sunday, August 03, 2003

Wayne's World..

great time.. party time.. excellent..
had great time. woke up early todae.. soccer not tt fun lahz.. ndun go colonel swindler anymore.. fate.. fate made us walked into blossomville.. had great time there. muz realli thank weijia for puttin up wif us.. tik his mother veri nice lahz.. thanz wayne.. hav to admit tt the condo was fantastic.. got such a nice place beside the pool to mug. not much of muggin lahz.. most of the time was spent gossipin n listenin to ye hui mei..

that place still got gym n sauna.. bingchen had a good chill out in it and we locked maxxx inside. swimmin was awesome lahz.. fantastic wayne's world.. welcum ken to our team.. we r growin in many aspectz.. next week frenly??

Ivan misfired at 11:27 PM
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Had a great horny team outin 2dae... after some field practise morning, which surprisingly mofoe chia emerged as top scorer courtesy of e perfect passes frm *hahez*... visited WAYNE's WORLD juz opp KAP... enjoyed e PARTY TIME pretty much... simply EXCELLENT stuff... mugged, ate, toked cock, listened to JAY's album, swam, tricked and practised our headingz dere... for sum reason mr Kenneth Kwan had become one of our team player... think sooner or later he will receive e number 15 jersey printing KENBANGZ, hohoz... :P

Anonymous misfired at 10:22 PM
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Saturday, August 02, 2003

so seems tt e sARs man was finally permitted to come on-line after his infamous p*rn incident... howeva he would hav to wake up his ideaz... so wad if u hav an A-liscence coach... r u sure wif sengkang marine under his sight he will farkin care abt ur "national" team... if ure in VJ, JJ or AJ ur comments on HC soccer team can still be understood... but e fact is ur in NJ, and NJ aint much better den us, despite e facilities and supports u all hav... so pls dun tok cock...

btw some clarifisation(did i spell it correct) on dose horn dicks ponning trainins... we r not gonna allow such ill disciplinary acts in our team, cuz we dun wanna repeat e 1st round exit feat last yr... so pls be aware tt if dose ppl continue to absent from trainin, dey will soon be erased frm our namelist... and new commited players will be recruited... mr Denzyl Thai is now workin on it... and by nxt week an actual namelist and training programme will come out... and things will den move on track...

lastly regarding dose huachongians (partically dose drug-gerz) hu onlie noe to criticise e team... i think its a shame... u dun wanna be part of it and help, fine... but to LUO JING XIA SHI tt only shows ur loser character... dun feel to elaborate further, cuz its gettin more and more tensed here... aniwae to u all kiddoz watchin my ungrammatical english here... we'll prove u wrong in nxt yr tournament...

SHUI ZAI YONG PI PA TAN ZOU YI QU DONG FENG PO... FENG YE JIANG GU SHI RAN SE JIE JU WO KAN TOU ... ...

Anonymous misfired at 2:36 PM
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damn how do i change my nick?

Anonymous misfired at 11:10 AM
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hello all..

farq u lar malay.. u think u veri farni issit? dun look down on us, we're confident of the semis.. u all betta prepare for a 1st round exit hor.. 3rd place still got uefa cup, no? richardo, just think, does hc haf more potential then nj? do they have a fas A-licence coach with a track record with natl u-23 n sengkang marine? no offence to zhen zhou though.. but it'll hafta take somethin special for hc to win any matches next year.. hohoz.. there is a big gap btw professional anb amateur, we're not "YUAN SHI", unless richardo wanna play kampong soccer next year, join nj =D

to all the hcjc players, being ambitious and optimistic is fine, but there is a line btw that n being delusional lolz.. how could u even start thinkin abt winning when players still can pon trainin anytime they wan? discipline, not forgetting tactics, are integral 2 success.. i don think there'll be any fairy-tale 4 u guys unless u can find a decent teacher-in-chg and coach who cares enuff abt soccer.. to stonez, there is A WHOLE LOT MORE to a successful team than just gd players, so dun think to shallow k?

lookin forward to playing hcjc asap..

Anonymous misfired at 11:07 AM
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Friday, August 01, 2003

welcome richardo... u mite wanna consider to change to a hornier nick... ya im in hc soccer liaoz... but now its still in very YUAN SHI state... without proper coach and all stuff... everything diy... though tts e challenge... and i think if ppl like denzyl and bahtara can continue deir current enthusiasm... we can create history... btw pls dun be seduced my MAXXX... nj really can make it wif e sars man in btw post, haha... aniwae all e best for ur common test and most importantly get 6 pnts so tt u can come HC... ur partnership wif bahtara is highly anticipated... though tt mite get me out of e pitch and slack on e bench, hahez... :P

Jay's new album quite horn... PIN ZHI BAO ZHENG... hes really a shen, can produce high quality music in such short time... avg onli take one yr per album... and yet writin song for so many singers... wonder if i can write my poems as qiang as he write his songz... btw pls visit my poem creations at http://stonez.blogspot.com ...

Anonymous misfired at 11:14 PM
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Glad to announce that labond has paid up 30 dollars. Abt time bingchen did the same. And i tole bond to pay the rest of the 7 dollars once we pass him the jerzy itself, so wayne pls bring it anytime soon. Richard, come to nj nxt yr. Nj team recruiting players ley. Come for the open hse den trash evribody. Kiapz siah..And now that nengz is going for surgery, hopefully labond can turn up more often for trng. Budden, he qte bz with his computer coursework man. And btw, mingwei say that he has a team ready to play us.

Lastly, to yinghao, welcome to our blog. have a nice day.

Anonymous misfired at 2:28 PM
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ellox~ richard here... finally can post sumthing liao... aiz, now sec 4 common tez, no time 2 play soccer n kiapz ppl dicko... haiz....
Stonez get in2 the HCJC soccer team rite? wat bout crapment n ivna? gay out? .... when is the next match? cant wait 2 kiap dickzz now....hehezzz....
N PLZZZZ remind STIX 2 return me $$$....

R!cH misfired at 11:12 AM
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