thelastkingsofscotland

Sunday, November 20, 2005

"Its time some of u pple out there burn ur jerseys that u hav been wearing on ur backs all this while... u pple r fuckin not worth the price of the jerseys..."

Qouted by an angry manager, on his lavishly paid players living off their reputation.

Nengz misfired at 3:17 PM ---------------oOo---------------

i still remembered that time we somehow lost to scorchers on field.. yeah but thats not how things will end..

with farugay followin the footsteps of manfred.. with the termination of contracts of some fringe players.. we may be lookin at the recruitment of some new committed members.. new activities and training programmes.. there is light at the end of the tunnel.. 守得云开见月时.. once again i sound very pro..

Ivan misfired at 2:42 AM ---------------oOo---------------

jimmy you know, everybody hates you when you're missing all your long thru balls, so you get high tonite

and jimmy you lied, you trip the forward and "ouch!!!" now in the box he lies, so you get high tonite

Anonymous misfired at 12:33 AM ---------------oOo---------------

Saturday, November 19, 2005

final score reads -- hornyteam 1:3 alex selection

scorer: richard, chengwei, no.17, werder bremen no.10

match highlight:

a confusion between chong you n alex selection's keeper allowed richard to seize control of e ball n he cooly turned it into the net. 1-0 to hornyteam.

receiving the ball outside the penalty box, chengwei turned n drilled a thunderous drive into the bottom right corner, leaving kayun with no chance. 1-1.

no.17 attacked down the left flank, with kenbang n weilin following tightly. somehow he managed to find a shooting angle and once again it was into the bottom right corner, out of kayun's reach. 2-1 to alex selection.

a late tackle frm zhiping tripped chengwei hu was swivelling inside hornyteam's penalty box. penalty to alex selection. alex shot wide.

andrew was injured after twisting his knee courtesy of the uneven pitch.

counter attack frm alex selection, a misheader frm uneng was seized by alex, n he had the easiest task to slip e ball forward to e onrushing werder bremen no.10, who also had the easiest task to tap e ball past the helpless kayun. offside call frm uneng was frutile. 3-1.

verdict:

hornyteam's worst display thus far. the team lacked both discipline n commitment. a wake up call definitely as the team extended their losing streak to 4. credit to uneng n wayne tho' as both of them actually played well while the rest of the players flopped. songq had a solid first half until his muscle cramp, and richard has took his goal scoring tally to 6, leading 2nd top scorer kayun by 2 goals.

match rating:

kayun (7) -- conceded 3 goals but none was his fault. did well to organise the defence esp during set pieces.
weilin (7) -- energetic performance, altho' he was partly responsible for the 2nd goal.
mervyn (6) -- the on loan player frm scorchers showed versaitility by playing left back, centre mid n forward. but fatigue after his rugby trng in the morning has certainly affected his game.
uneng (7) -- had a solid game. was left with a lot of work to do after songq injured, but managed to hold e line well until the third goal.
songq (8) -- won virtually every header n emerged victorious in every one on one situation. injury halted his game n tts probably the start of hornyteam's downfall.
yuxiang (6) -- started e game brightly but eventually faded.
zhiping (5) -- a poor performance by his standard. delivery was not at his best. to put the icing on the cake, he conceded a penalty.
kenbang (6) -- had a quiet game. was given a hard time in the 2nd halv by the physical alex.
richard (8) -- scored hornyteam's only goal. was tightly marked by chongyou and had a frustrating afternoon.
andrew (6) -- hardworking, but his game was ended prematurely by a serious knee injury.
arpit (6) -- was made to play out of position in the 2nd half due to injuries.
wayne (7) -- there was a period of time whereby he's the only working midfielder in hornyteam's engine room.

Anonymous misfired at 11:01 PM ---------------oOo---------------

final update--
(cinderella men modified)

opponent: "next" team
field: ngee ann poly kismis field
kick off time: 19th of november 2005, 1500
meeting time: 19th november 2005, 1400
meeting venue: king's albert park
line-up:
1 wayne
2 kyle
6 nengz
10 stonez
14 richard
16 kenbang
- weilin
- andrew
- songq
- nigel
- peat
- tag

Anonymous misfired at 9:59 AM ---------------oOo---------------

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

nengz is wen... lets hope e kismis field goal post wun evolve into rugby posts... in any case just to update sirseng has guard duty on sat... and im not sure if serhwee is back yet from brunei... so neng u definitely need to get us a top class centre back... so that we can deploy richard at the front line along with kyle leung kayun and andrew tan teng ho...

hornyteam line-up tentatively (for alex/junrong's info):

fabien brathez: wayne
gary neville: neng
roberto carlos: ivna lim
jammie carragher: ak
baihakki khaizan: (neng's fren???)
claudio makelele: yuxian
thierry henry: kenbang
rivaldo: stonez
xabi alonso: richard
michael owen: andrew
david beckham: kyle

will try to get weilin as well. plus labond, lixing, clement, bingchen, dennis, likoon, delwyn and manfred. mean while good luck to those having papers. remember to bring ur notes down to ngee ann poly this sat so u can mug during half time.

Anonymous misfired at 7:11 PM ---------------oOo---------------

Post Promos Match for ALEXxx....

Hey calling all hornyteamers and all potential spectators... hornyteam will be having a "friendly" reunion match wid Alexxx's team, a showdown between the seniors and juniors of the infamous TCHS...

Match

HornyTeam v.s. Alexxxooz

Date: 19/12/05 (SAT)

Venue: Ngee Ann Poly Kismis Field

Time: 3pm (sharp...)

Probable Lineup:

Waynez Whirlz (GK)
Ak (CB)
Richardo (CB)
Neng (CB)
Weilin (LWB)
Kenbang (RWB)
Yuxian (DMF)
Stonez (AMF)
Andrew (LWF)
Reaper (RWF)
Kyle (ST)
Sir Seng (Utility man)

News: Maxxx is in australia hunting rabbits... ivna kena kiap by betis, gotta study 12hrs a day, one more paper left... labond still petting...

P.S. hornyteamers... contact stonez or nengz for extra details... i m expecting Ivna... and labond...

Nengz misfired at 1:13 AM ---------------oOo---------------

Sunday, November 06, 2005

one black coat, two memories...

some sort of gay songs... but wen

Anonymous misfired at 8:59 PM ---------------oOo---------------

socceroos
rebecca loos
handicap loos xiaxue blues
soccer moves
army blues
tekong boo...fcuk hafta kena tekan @ tekong nxt wk

Ken misfired at 5:07 PM ---------------oOo---------------

seems that i dun really have a move...

Anonymous misfired at 12:08 AM ---------------oOo---------------

Saturday, November 05, 2005

i m realli bored..
so i compiled some soccer moves that are very hornyteam..

1. 闪电脚.. the veri move that lixin is famous for and we have not witnessed for a long time..

2. kayun.. somehow his goalkick always end up outside the court..

3. spiderman.. some weird ball control invernted by stix..

4. showball.. max fav trick.. or rather he's best at doing it..

5. ryan backflick.. somehow the ball can be flciked into the air by a magical touch of the heel.. dunno understand y its in this list..

6. a wayne rooney.. wayne's tonjo shot that accidentally ends up in the goal..

7. bunny-hop.. almost an extinct move since dennis practised medicine..

shit i m realli bored..

Ivan misfired at 1:54 PM ---------------oOo---------------

Friday, November 04, 2005

rebeccaloos

Anonymous misfired at 12:00 AM ---------------oOo---------------

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

socceroos.

Anonymous misfired at 11:01 PM ---------------oOo---------------

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Good luck to max in australia
dun gamble wif the kangaroos!!!

Tan misfired at 11:36 PM ---------------oOo---------------

wallaby wallaby fei shang tian

i have on, my roaming so that people who should contact me can contact me.

i wonder what punting from a faraway land is like.
back on 24-Nov night. hope to see you soon.

i'll write deep blue love letters from australia and put them in the pouches of the kangaroos.

Anonymous misfired at 9:59 PM ---------------oOo---------------

jus an information, shen lan se de qing shu is not really by jay, but an online singer who sang the song xia tian de wei dao (by leon lai) in a jay manner. here is the original version vs the jay version.

Anonymous misfired at 2:40 PM ---------------oOo---------------