Sunday, August 28, 2005
plane?
nv hai, nv hai fei shang tian
wow wow wow wow
Anonymous misfired at 8:38 PM
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that was plane gay, to say the least.
Anonymous misfired at 2:13 PM
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And suddenly all the songs with the word "plane" in them come to mind. As suddenly as susan. Den I realised I wasn't thinking of planes but rather, I was thinking of plates. Perhaps love really is such a sad thing. As sad as the saddest movie you watched alone.
Such scenes at the airport, what a cliche.
Anonymous misfired at 1:38 PM
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Right..now that was neither hoteh..nor is it in anyway a kangtao..
it's about as useful as a torchlight without batteries or a shoe without a sole..or kayun..
Hope all strike big big huat all the way to the bank..Serie A and La Liga starting tonite..I worship a god and his name is Cruiser..
No not the one who's going to sign on..
Anonymous misfired at 12:19 AM
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Saturday, August 27, 2005
Some Hoteh Kang Taoz
Anonymous misfired at 11:01 PM
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Sunday, August 21, 2005
and so we conquered yishun today.
next team.
Anonymous misfired at 9:51 PM
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Saturday, August 20, 2005
just remember not to do it near the oil fields.
Anonymous misfired at 10:56 PM
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lax la i can visit u on october. and u can smoke there like nobody's business.
till the fucking oil in brunei run out.
Anonymous misfired at 12:24 AM
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Friday, August 19, 2005
Cheeybe sian sia..learnt this week that i'm a secondary choice for overseas posting to Brunei..something like if the primary choice..who happens to be fr the same class as me during primary school doesn't wan to go or wad..den me or the other reserve wld have to go..
NS in singapore is already such a bitch..But on the bright side..the pay is higher than officer..got internet access..got aircon bunks all..but on the dim side..it's in the middle of nowhere..not really nowhere but in a jungle..on nights out or book out days..i heard the people there walk arnd the camp in civilian..
No point bitching so much..If I'm so heng..so lucky she's a star..den I ah ah ah just go..Hope i come back with gold and a princess in tow..
Anonymous misfired at 8:39 PM
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Monday, August 15, 2005
thanks for trying, wayne.
Anonymous misfired at 12:55 PM
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Sunday, August 14, 2005
hopefully all three wishes frm kyle wud turn true
Anonymous misfired at 9:11 PM
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kayun aka kyle should spend more time with his whoever n stop his gay posts, dun try to attract attention by lumping ur private posts here.
Wayne misfired at 7:21 PM
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Saturday, August 13, 2005
Mer
Click 'Show original post'.
Anonymous misfired at 1:43 AM
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Thursday, August 11, 2005
First, Jacified.
Now, Silved.
His trend hasn't Wayned.
Anonymous misfired at 11:09 PM
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and who has the top assists *wink wink*
Anonymous misfired at 7:28 PM
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Wednesday, August 10, 2005
The Hornyteam FAQ
Q: Who is the captain of Hornyteam
A: Ivan
Q: Can I give him a call?
A: No. He's probably asleep.
Q: Then who's the manager?
A: That's what we want to know.
Q: Who's the vice-captain?
A: The Wenbin of Cigarettes.
Q: Who's Wenbin?
A: Next question.
Q: Ok...So when was Hornyteam founded?
A: 2000.
Q: Who were the founding members?
A: Does Hornyteam sound like a country name to you?
Q: Er nope..sorry..so how's the match record of you guys?
A: 3 wins, 2 draws, 4 losses and 1 fight.
Q: One fight only?
A: Yeah. Fights are not one-sided walloping by gangs.
Q: I notice your keeper always concede goals.
A: Will you be our new keeper?
Q: How come got Scorcher players playing for you guys?
A: Because the only difference between Scorchers and Hornyteam is Ying Hao.
Q: How do you explain Yu Xian?
A: He's Silver's cousin. Allegedly.
Q: I mean is he officialy Hornyteam player?
A: No such thing as 'official Hornyteam player'.
Q: Any team policies?
A: Last time we got a policy that no one can smoke. Last time.
Q: How about now?
A: Last time.
Q: Ok. So who is your top scorer?
A: You mean goals, girls, or free cigarettes?
Q: Goals.
A: Kyle.
Q: That's a nice name!
A: Thanks.
Q: So any future plans?
A: Yeah. I'll go NTU to study Communications Studies after NS.
Q: ...I mean plans for the team.
A: I have no fucking idea.
Anonymous misfired at 10:36 PM
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Tuesday, August 09, 2005
Today I shall refrain from blogging about National Day.
Damn.
Anonymous misfired at 11:59 PM
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u met nathan issit
Anonymous misfired at 11:33 PM
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just now i walking home from bus stop then sudenly a tall man come to me. i quite scare cos now seven month mah might have dirty things around. But then the man said hes jeannie. i ask him 'how come tar bor can have zhar bor name?' and then he tell me its not jeannie but g-e-n-i-e. i said 'orh' to show that i understand. then i know he must be toking cock one because i learnt in primary school the genie is storybook one, not real one. the man indian sommore, not like the allahdin the genie blue blue one. so i tell him i don't belive. the abuneh never get angry i don belive him he just turn around and point his left hand at some dusbin. then sudenly got smoke in front of the dusbin and the dusbin somehow disapeer. i vely socked. maybe this ahnehis is realy gost. but i must ask him confirm he is real genie bcos genie give people wish one mah and i want to wish. the ahneh took out a lamp from his pocket to prove me he real genie. then i want to ask him i got three wishes ernot but he ask me first. wah i so exsited. so i make this three wish:
- wish my fren called min will stop smoking bcos smoking bad to hellth
- wish my fren bruce wont everytime play goaly cock up bcos like that our team always lose
- wish my fren shi touz like the zhar bor will like him oso then he wont look so sad everytime
the ahneh nod his blackhead, then he snip his fingers. then he tell me he granted my first wish liao. i must confirm mah, so i take out handphone to call min and ask him if he stop smoking aleddy. min tell me to fuck off he where got smoke smokin is bad for hellth. then i know the ahneh genie is real one. so i quickly ask him can change the other two wish ernot lucky he say can. then he say can even undo the first wish. hoseh lah i quickly undo. really want to waste my three wish leh...
Anonymous misfired at 10:55 PM
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jibai la
Anonymous misfired at 4:03 PM
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