football is the forlorn hope





















Sunday, July 31, 2005

talk abt discovery...

silver is yuxian's cousin. hmmm.

Anonymous misfired at 9:11 PM
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ngee ann poly, july 31 (hornyteam) -- a friendly against shagglers turned unfriendly after shagglers keeper deliberately kicked hornyteam striker kyle.

kyle, chasing a long ball, rolled over a shaggler defender as the player stranggled him. shagglers keeper immediately rushed out from the goal line and aimed his kick at kyle.

the conflict soon turned into a brawl when hornyteam midfielder yuxian was pushed and shoved when he confronted the shagglers. a fight broke off, and a few punches were exchanged until ivan, richard, sir seng and another shagglers player finally pulled both parties away.

the match was suspended for 5 minutes but both sides managed to play on after that, and it ended in a peaceful manner with the final scoreline reading 4-3 to the shagglers favour.

the match started scrappily with both teams unable to gain control of the possession. long balls were knocked around and shagglers got the early lead, scoring directly through a corner.

hornyteam equalised soon. a mistake from shagglers number 7 at the edge of the penalty box gifted hornyteam number 10 stonez a chance to nick the ball off his control and place it to the far post.

the match went on with hornyteam looking the brighter side. holding midfielder yuxian dominated the midfield, while attacking midfielder richard created havoc for shagglers defenders with his mazy dribbles.

hornyteam failed to capitalise their chances tho. kahyun spurned a glorious chance when stonez put him through with a cheeky header. the top scorer of hornyteam managed to out sprint his markers for the ball, but shot wide at the last moment.

then against the run of play, shagglers scored through another corner. a header from shagglers striker indra made it 2-1 till half time.

hornyteam started brightly in second halv. a slick passing movement down the left flank involving ivan, stonez and richard saw richard putting in a great cross, which sir seng came close to volley home.

hornyteam was then punished for their inability to convert chances. a slack defence was torn apart by a calm finish from shagglers number 11.

shagglers then hit the post after a miscommunication between hornyteam defenders provided them with a shooting opportunity inside the penalty box. the warning woke hornyteam up however, as hornyteam started to play better football till the fight took place.

the match resumed with wayne playing lone striker while initial striker kahyun played as the keeper. wayne, impressing pundits and fans durin sunday soccer, wasted another great chance when he was put through by a cross field pass from richard, shooting softly at the shagglers keeper.

hornyteam continued to press on. a great piece of skill from sirseng saw him reversing the ball to kenbang. kenbang then slipped a clever ball for the overlapping weilin and the hornyteam debutant made no mistake to lobang shagglers keeper's leg.

shagglers replied instantly via another corner. a spectacular scizzors kick from shagglers number 11 left kyle with no chance but to pick the ball out of the net.

hornyteam scored a late consolation goal in 88th minute. stonez, receiving a ball from keeper kyle deep in the midfield, pin pointed a long ball for richard to finish in style. shagglers then took their time till the final whistle.

line-up: wayne, kyle, maxxx, nengz, labond, stonez (1), ivna, richard (1), ak, kenbang, sirseng, yuxian, weilin (1)

verdict: our set pieces aint there yet. conceded three corners in total. manager ivan can take positive out of the match though as hornyteam impressed in the new 4-3-3 formation. the return of ak was very welcomed and the experiment on uneng as the right back was a great discovery.

Anonymous misfired at 5:43 PM
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stop talkin abt ciggarrattes pls we need to focus on our football. the priority of the team has gone horribly wrong recently. to some, smoke break seems more important than making a tackle.

and well, it has been a month since i last enjoyed playing soccer. i think i've forgotten how to take aim at the goal cus i don't even get the shooting chance. today marks the most humiliating losing streak ever for the hornyteam. we went 7 (or was it 8?) matches without a win.

please wake up our fucking ideas.

Anonymous misfired at 12:45 AM
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Saturday, July 30, 2005

He didn't confront me. I met him at my doorstep.

I told him I wasn't interested in buying no magnetic mattress.

Anonymous misfired at 9:12 PM
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Friday, July 29, 2005

You're very likely to be confronted by a man named Cigarettes. You're even more likely to put one end of him in your mouth. You're even even more likely to give him head at the expense of yours. You're even even even more likely to get more out of life by doing so because every breath gets you one step closer to Nirvana.

I'm probably wrong.

Anonymous misfired at 11:42 PM
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You're very likely to find an unread copy of the Bible lying in your house. You're even more likely to pick it up. You're even even more likely to wipe the dust off the cover before you do anything else. You're even even even more likely to not do anything after wiping the dust off the cover.

I'm probably wrong.

Anonymous misfired at 10:27 PM
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the match start at 2 pm isit?
i saw thru the booking... versus a chinese team i presume...
hmmm... versatility....
woah... leaves us wid no keeper eh wid top scorer waynez out...

Nengz misfired at 10:51 AM
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Thursday, July 28, 2005

thursday soccer gossip:

meetin place.. kap time.. 1pm dress code.. horny jersey if dont have wear white top blue bottom (strictly no red)

news..

secret character labond has been unlocked and claimed to ready for action on sunday..

wayne is movin house and dennis busy on sunday..

wuneng still remembers his blogger password..

weilin is somehow a new member of the team.. number 21..

the current top scorer kayun must be in tip top form..

new formation.. line-up secret..

alas.. someone is still smokin..


Ivan misfired at 10:23 PM
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Winter break sia....

so long nvr blog, too busy lar, schedule tight and packed.
so how ivna, hows the lineup this sunday... someone confirm time and place leh...

Nengz misfired at 1:59 PM
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Sunday, July 24, 2005

sunday soccer gossips:

hornyteam midfielder stonez was handed a one week ban following his lacksture performance as his own shadow.

meanwhile, free role player wayne has been impressing fans and pundits with his fantastic form.

hardman richard has returned to train with the side, too.

hornyteam manager ivan lim now faces a selection headache for the friendly ahead.
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mhmmm. rumour that wayne has become the new hornyteam top scorer. seems that i'm still suffering frm e hangover.

Anonymous misfired at 8:16 PM
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Nxt wk frenly changed 2 sunday 31 july afternoon...stipulated time 2pm...nt confirmed cuz opponen tmr den can book field...wil contac ivan hu wil den contac yall.

Ken misfired at 6:42 PM
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max sounded like some adware...

Anonymous misfired at 9:26 AM
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http://www.d94u.com for the latest dvd incl. movies, US top drama series, PS2 games, adult av..20 dollars delivery fee..

username: best
password: connection

Btchina is such a letdown.

Anonymous misfired at 1:44 AM
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Friday, July 22, 2005

RO frm ken, e actual match date is 31st july nt 30th... anw stonez long time nv play rm already... see how la... i got block leave frm aug 1st to aug 5th ...

Anonymous misfired at 10:32 PM
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Will the real cinderella men please stand up?
Stand up and be counted, and spread the word cause there is going to be a friendly against my friend's team. Fall in at Ngee Ann Poly field on 30th July, Sunday. The morning game will be against "The Shacklers". As their name suggests, they love to shackle their opponents. Whatever that may mean. I was thinking maybe "shackle" is the english translation of "kiap". Anyway, someone, probably Ivan should gather the ranks and names of the people who are able and want to play. If the person is not in NS yet, put CV as his/her rank. Most, people should be able to make it since NSFs book-in on sunday nights. Maybe, I can't make it for soccer tomorrow. However, if I do come, maybe we could discuss the line-up and formation. I hope to play in centre-midfield, or right-midfield, or if we are really short-handed in the striking department, then maybe I'll play upfront. I'm sure I will see lots of posts and replies here soon right? Meanwhile, take care and train up on your fitness. My unit is doing it for me...I was refering to the part on training up and not the part on taking care.

Ken misfired at 10:03 PM
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Thursday, July 21, 2005

Tales of NS_Wayne
part 1 Intro... Monday I was key personnel for the day, supposed collect master key from guard house and open the key log and take out 3 keys to pass 2 collegues, n 3 more to open doors. i was 4min late. yup, i got an informal charge of 3 extra kps for not updating a movement chart that nobody realli cares, my carelessness, yup, althought NSFs in the civil defence arent that smart, less that 10% got A level or above, but they insist that im to be charged, despite it being my second time doing the morning KP. de 1st was taught hastely. i accepted my punishment. i did not learn fast enough. IM NOT THAT SMART TO REMEMBER STUFF THAT I WASNT EVEN TAUGHT ONCE THROUGHLY. WHO IS?

Wayne misfired at 8:09 PM
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Sunday, July 17, 2005

Moral of the story..we should all treat wayne better..
..we all better treat wayne better..

Anonymous misfired at 6:38 PM
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Saturday, July 09, 2005

"all this time you were pretending so much for my happy ending"

wayne's happy ending...

Anonymous misfired at 11:40 PM
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Smoking is Good

I just started smoking last Saturday. I said to myself, "I want to smoke cigarettes." So, I walked down to the convenience store, bought a pack, and lit up.

I used to be completely against smoking, but Jesus! Just when I thought I couldn't be any cooler looking, I start smoking.

Despite what your parents wants you to believe, smoking is really sexy. Chicks love the smell of a smoker and the hacking cough you have in the morning. The raspiness smoking adds to your voice makes you manlier, like a lumberjack.

And ladies, don't think smoking isn't for you, either. It'll keep you slim and trim. You may have heard a guy say at one point or another, "Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray." Well, that's an ashtray of love, baby.

A huge problem facing younger smokers is the difficulty that lies in trying to buy cigarettes if they are under 18. Apparently it is illegal. You people over 18 have a responsibility to buy cigarettes for anyone who can't, whether it's a 12 year old or a puppy. Yes, even puppies need cigarettes.

Here is an example of how cigarettes are helping me in my daily life:

Scene: Super cool party that people such as myself go to and people such as yourself dream about.

(Kyle enters from right with a pack of cigarettes.)

Kyle: Hello, Sexy Ladies! I have an entire pack of Parliament Lights!

Sexy Ladies: Oooh! Classy!

(Kyle distributes cigarettes to all the Sexy Ladies.)

Kyle: Here you go, Sexy Ladies! Cigarettes for all!

Sexy Ladies: Thank you, Kyle! We would like to have much humping and make babies, but since we smoke, they would come out all retarded.

Kyle: That is so very true.

Kyle causes lung cancer, heart disease, emphysema and may complicate pregnancy.


Hello kids, smoking is good for you...

Cigarettes, yummmm...

Kids, wouldn't you like to puff on such a marvelous stimulant?

Don't worry, the side-effects are highly overrated. Cigarettes are only known to contain:

Acetanisole, Acetic Acid, Acetoin, Acetophenone, 6-Acetoxydihydrotheaspirane, 2-Acetyl-3- Ethylpyrazine, 2-Acetyl-5-Methylfuran, Acetylpyrazine, 2-Acetylpyridine, 3-Acetylpyridine, 2-Acetylthiazole, Aconitic Acid, dl-Alanine, Alfalfa Extract, Allspice Extract, Oleoresin, And Oil, Allyl Hexanoate, Allyl Ionone, Almond Bitter Oil, Ambergris Tincture, Ammonia, Ammonium Bicarbonate, Ammonium Hydroxide, Ammonium Phosphate Dibasic, Ammonium Sulfide, Amyl Alcohol, Amyl Butyrate, Amyl Formate, Amyl Octanoate, alpha-Amylcinnamaldehyde, Amyris Oil, trans-Anethole, Angelica Root Extract, Oil and Seed Oil, Anise, Anise Star, Extract and Oils, Anisyl Acetate, Anisyl Alcohol, Anisyl Formate, Anisyl Phenylacetate, Apple Juice Concentrate, Extract, and Skins, Apricot Extract and Juice Concentrate, 1-Arginine, Asafetida Fluid Extract And Oil, Ascorbic Acid, 1-Asparagine Monohydrate, 1-Aspartic Acid, Balsam Peru and Oil, Basil Oil, Bay Leaf, Oil and Sweet Oil, Beeswax White, Beet Juice Concentrate, Benzaldehyde, Benzaldehyde Glyceryl Acetal, Benzoic Acid, Benzoin, Benzoin Resin, Benzophenone, Benzyl Alcohol, Benzyl Benzoate, Benzyl Butyrate, Benzyl Cinnamate, Benzyl Propionate, Benzyl Salicylate, Bergamot Oil, Bisabolene, Black Currant Buds Absolute, Borneol, Bornyl Acetate, Buchu Leaf Oil, 1,3-Butanediol, 2,3-Butanedione, 1-Butanol, 2-Butanone, 4(2-Butenylidene)-3,5,5-Trimethyl-2-Cyclohexen-1-One, Butter, Butter Esters, and Butter Oil, Butyl Acetate, Butyl Butyrate, Butyl Butyryl Lactate, Butyl Isovalerate, Butyl Phenylacetate, Butyl Undecylenate, 3-Butylidenephthalide, Butyric Acid, Cadinene, Caffeine, Calcium Carbonate, Camphene, Cananga Oil, Capsicum Oleoresin, Caramel Color, Caraway Oil, Carbon Dioxide, Cardamom Oleoresin, Extract, Seed Oil, and Powder, Carob Bean and Extract, beta-Carotene, Carrot Oil, Carvacrol, 4-Carvomenthenol, 1-Carvone, beta-Caryophyllene, beta-Caryophyllene Oxide, Cascarilla Oil and Bark Extract, Cassia Bark Oil, Cassie Absolute and Oil, Castoreum Extract, Tincture and Absolute, Cedar Leaf Oil, Cedarwood Oil Terpenes and Virginiana, Cedrol, Celery Seed Extract, Solid, Oil, And Oleoresin, Cellulose Fiber, Chamomile Flower Oil And Extract, Chicory Extract, Chocolate, Cinnamaldehyde, Cinnamic Acid, Cinnamon Leaf Oil, Bark Oil, and Extract, Cinnamyl Acetate, Cinnamyl Alcohol, Cinnamyl Cinnamate, Cinnamyl Isovalerate, Cinnamyl Propionate, Citral, Citric Acid, Citronella Oil, dl-Citronellol, Citronellyl Butyrate, Citronellyl Isobutyrate, Civet Absolute, Clary Oil, Clover Tops, Red Solid Extract, Cocoa, Cocoa Shells, Extract, Distillate And Powder, Coconut Oil, Coffee, Cognac White and Green Oil, Copaiba Oil, Coriander Extract and Oil, Corn Oil, Corn Silk, Costus Root Oil, Cubeb Oil, Cuminaldehyde, para-Cymene, 1-Cysteine, Dandelion Root Solid Extract, Davana Oil, 2-trans, 4-trans-Decadienal, delta-Decalactone, gamma-Decalactone, Decanal, Decanoic Acid, 1-Decanol, 2-Decenal, Dehydromenthofurolactone, Diethyl Malonate, Diethyl Sebacate, 2,3-Diethylpyrazine, Dihydro Anethole, 5,7-Dihydro-2-Methylthieno(3,4-D) Pyrimidine, Dill Seed Oil and Extract, meta-Dimethoxybenzene, para-Dimethoxybenzene, 2,6-Dimethoxyphenol, Dimethyl Succinate, 3,4-Dimethyl-1,2-Cyclopentanedione, 3,5- Dimethyl-1,2-Cyclopentanedione, 3,7-Dimethyl-1,3,6-Octatriene, 4,5-Dimethyl-3-Hydroxy-2,5-Dihydrofuran-2-One, 6,10-Dimethyl-5,9-Undecadien-2-One, 3,7-Dimethyl-6-Octenoic Acid, 2,4-Dimethylacetophenone, alpha,para-Dimethylbenzyl Alcohol, alpha,alpha-Dimethylphenethyl Acetate, alpha,alpha Dimethylphenethyl Butyrate, 2,3-Dimethylpyrazine, 2,5-Dimethylpyrazine, 2,6-Dimethylpyrazine, Dimethyltetrahydrobenzofuranone, delta-Dodecalactone, gamma-Dodecalactone, para-Ethoxybenzaldehyde, Ethyl 10-Undecenoate, Ethyl 2-Methylbutyrate, Ethyl Acetate, Ethyl Acetoacetate, Ethyl Alcohol, Ethyl Benzoate, Ethyl Butyrate, Ethyl Cinnamate, Ethyl Decanoate, Ethyl Fenchol, Ethyl Furoate, Ethyl Heptanoate, Ethyl Hexanoate, Ethyl Isovalerate, Ethyl Lactate, Ethyl Laurate, Ethyl Levulinate, Ethyl Maltol, Ethyl Methyl Phenylglycidate, Ethyl Myristate, Ethyl Nonanoate, Ethyl Octadecanoate, Ethyl Octanoate, Ethyl Oleate, Ethyl Palmitate, Ethyl Phenylacetate, Ethyl Propionate, Ethyl Salicylate, Ethyl trans-2-Butenoate, Ethyl Valerate, Ethyl Vanillin, 2-Ethyl (or Methyl)-(3,5 and 6)-Methoxypyrazine, 2-Ethyl-1-Hexanol, 3-Ethyl -2 -Hydroxy-2-Cyclopenten-1-One, 2-Ethyl-3, (5 or 6)-Dimethylpyrazine, 5-Ethyl-3-Hydroxy-4-Methyl-2(5H)-Furanone, 2-Ethyl-3-Methylpyrazine, 4-Ethylbenzaldehyde, 4-Ethylguaiacol, para-Ethylphenol, 3-Ethylpyridine, Eucalyptol, Farnesol, D-Fenchone, Fennel Sweet Oil, Fenugreek, Extract, Resin, and Absolute, Fig Juice Concentrate, Food Starch Modified, Furfuryl Mercaptan, 4-(2-Furyl)-3-Buten-2-One, Galbanum Oil, Genet Absolute, Gentian Root Extract, Geraniol, Geranium Rose Oil, Geranyl Acetate, Geranyl Butyrate, Geranyl Formate, Geranyl Isovalerate, Geranyl Phenylacetate, Ginger Oil and Oleoresin, 1-Glutamic Acid, 1-Glutamine, Glycerol, Glycyrrhizin Ammoniated, Grape Juice Concentrate, Guaiac Wood Oil, Guaiacol, Guar Gum, 2,4-Heptadienal, gamma-Heptalactone, Heptanoic Acid, 2-Heptanone, 3-Hepten-2-One, 2-Hepten-4-One, 4-Heptenal, trans -2-Heptenal, Heptyl Acetate, omega-6-Hexadecenlactone, gamma-Hexalactone, Hexanal, Hexanoic Acid, 2-Hexen-1-Ol, 3-Hexen-1-Ol, cis-3-Hexen-1-Yl Acetate, 2-Hexenal, 3-Hexenoic Acid, trans-2-Hexenoic Acid, cis-3-Hexenyl Formate, Hexyl 2-Methylbutyrate, Hexyl Acetate, Hexyl Alcohol, Hexyl Phenylacetate, 1-Histidine, Honey, Hops Oil, Hydrolyzed Milk Solids, Hydrolyzed Plant Proteins, 5-Hydroxy-2,4-Decadienoic Acid delta- Lactone, 4-Hydroxy-2,5-Dimethyl-3(2H)-Furanone, 2-Hydroxy-3,5,5-Trimethyl-2-Cyclohexen-1-One, 4-Hydroxy -3-Pentenoic Acid Lactone, 2-Hydroxy-4-Methylbenzaldehyde, 4-Hydroxybutanoic Acid Lactone, Hydroxycitronellal, 6-Hydroxydihydrotheaspirane, 4-(para-Hydroxyphenyl)-2-Butanone, Hyssop Oil, Immortelle Absolute and Extract, alpha-Ionone, beta-Ionone, alpha-Irone, Isoamyl Acetate, Isoamyl Benzoate, Isoamyl Butyrate, Isoamyl Cinnamate, Isoamyl Formate, Isoamyl Hexanoate, Isoamyl Isovalerate, Isoamyl Octanoate, Isoamyl Phenylacetate, Isobornyl Acetate, Isobutyl Acetate, Isobutyl Alcohol, Isobutyl Cinnamate, Isobutyl Phenylacetate, Isobutyl Salicylate, 2-Isobutyl-3-Methoxypyrazine, alpha-Isobutylphenethyl Alcohol, Isobutyraldehyde, Isobutyric Acid, d,l-Isoleucine, alpha-Isomethylionone, 2-Isopropylphenol, Isovaleric Acid, Jasmine Absolute, Concrete and Oil, Kola Nut Extract, Labdanum Absolute and Oleoresin, Lactic Acid, Lauric Acid, Lauric Aldehyde, Lavandin Oil, Lavender Oil, Lemon Oil and Extract, Lemongrass Oil, 1-Leucine, Levulinic Acid, Licorice Root, Fluid, Extract and Powder, Lime Oil , Linalool, Linalool Oxide, Linalyl Acetate, Linden Flowers, Lovage Oil And Extract, 1-Lysine, Mace Powder, Extract and Oil , Magnesium Carbonate, Malic Acid, Malt and Malt Extract, Maltodextrin, Maltol, Maltyl Isobutyrate, Mandarin Oil, Maple Syrup and Concentrate, Mate Leaf, Absolute and Oil, para-Mentha-8-Thiol-3-One, Menthol, Menthone, Menthyl Acetate, dl-Methionine, Methoprene, 2-Methoxy-4-Methylphenol, 2-Methoxy-4-Vinylphenol, para-Methoxybenzaldehyde, 1-(para-Methoxyphenyl)-1-Penten-3-One, 4-(para-Methoxyphenyl)-2-Butanone, 1-(para-Methoxyphenyl)-2-Propanone, Methoxypyrazine, Methyl 2-Furoate, Methyl 2-Octynoate, Methyl 2-Pyrrolyl Ketone, Methyl Anisate, Methyl Anthranilate, Methyl Benzoate, Methyl Cinnamate, Methyl Dihydrojasmonate, Methyl Ester of Rosin, Partially Hydrogenated, Methyl Isovalerate, Methyl Linoleate (48%), Methyl Linolenate (52%) Mixture, Methyl Naphthyl Ketone, Methyl Nicotinate, Methyl Phenylacetate, Methyl Salicylate, Methyl Sulfide, 3-Methyl-1-Cyclopentadecanone, 4-Methyl-1-Phenyl-2-Pentanone, 5-Methyl-2-Phenyl-2-Hexenal, 5-Methyl-2-Thiophenecarboxaldehyde, 6-Methyl-3,-5-Heptadien-2-One, 2-Methyl-3-(para-Isopropylphenyl) Propionaldehyde, 5-Methyl-3-Hexen-2-One, 1-Methyl-3Methoxy-4-Isopropylbenzene, 4-Methyl-3-Pentene-2-One, 2-Methyl-4-Phenylbutyraldehyde, 6-Methyl-5-Hepten-2-One, 4-Methyl-5-Thiazoleethanol, 4-Methyl-5-Vinylthiazole, Methyl-alpha-Ionone, Methyl-trans-2-Butenoic Acid, 4-Methylacetophenone, para-Methylanisole, alpha-Methylbenzyl Acetate, alpha-Methylbenzyl Alcohol, 2-Methylbutyraldehyde, 3-Methylbutyraldehyde, 2-Methylbutyric Acid, alpha-Methylcinnamaldehyde, Methylcyclopentenolone, 2-Methylheptanoic Acid, 2-Methylhexanoic Acid, 3-Methylpentanoic Acid, 4-Methylpentanoic Acid, 2-Methylpyrazine, 5-Methylquinoxaline, 2-Methyltetrahydrofuran-3-One, (Methylthio)Methylpyrazine (Mixture Of Isomers), 3-Methylthiopropionaldehyde, Methyl 3-Methylthiopropionate, 2-Methylvaleric Acid, Mimosa Absolute and Extract, Molasses Extract and Tincture, Mountain Maple Solid Extract, Mullein Flowers, Myristaldehyde, Myristic Acid, Myrrh Oil, beta-Napthyl Ethyl Ether, Nerol, Neroli Bigarde Oil, Nerolidol, Nona-2-trans,6-cis-Dienal, 2,6-Nonadien-1-Ol, gamma-Nonalactone, Nonanal, Nonanoic Acid, Nonanone, trans-2-Nonen-1-Ol, 2-Nonenal, Nonyl Acetate, Nutmeg Powder and Oil, Oak Chips Extract and Oil, Oak Moss Absolute, 9,12-Octadecadienoic Acid (48%) And 9,12,15-Octadecatrienoic Acid (52%), delta-Octalactone, gamma-Octalactone, Octanal, Octanoic Acid, 1-Octanol, 2-Octanone, 3-Octen-2-One, 1-Octen-3-Ol, 1-Octen-3-Yl Acetate, 2-Octenal, Octyl Isobutyrate, Oleic Acid , Olibanum Oil, Opoponax Oil And Gum, Orange Blossoms Water, Absolute, and Leaf Absolute, Orange Oil and Extract, Origanum Oil, Orris Concrete Oil and Root Extract, Palmarosa Oil, Palmitic Acid, Parsley Seed Oil, Patchouli Oil, omega-Pentadecalactone, 2,3-Pentanedione, 2-Pentanone, 4-Pentenoic Acid, 2-Pentylpyridine, Pepper Oil, Black And White, Peppermint Oil, Peruvian (Bois De Rose) Oil, Petitgrain Absolute, Mandarin Oil and Terpeneless Oil, alpha-Phellandrene, 2-Phenenthyl Acetate, Phenenthyl Alcohol, Phenethyl Butyrate, Phenethyl Cinnamate, Phenethyl Isobutyrate, Phenethyl Isovalerate, Phenethyl Phenylacetate, Phenethyl Salicylate, 1-Phenyl-1-Propanol, 3-Phenyl-1-Propanol, 2-Phenyl-2-Butenal, 4-Phenyl-3-Buten-2-Ol, 4-Phenyl-3-Buten-2-One, Phenylacetaldehyde, Phenylacetic Acid, 1-Phenylalanine, 3-Phenylpropionaldehyde, 3-Phenylpropionic Acid, 3-Phenylpropyl Acetate, 3-Phenylpropyl Cinnamate, 2-(3-Phenylpropyl)Tetrahydrofuran, Phosphoric Acid, Pimenta Leaf Oil, Pine Needle Oil, Pine Oil, Scotch, Pineapple Juice Concentrate, alpha-Pinene, beta-Pinene, D-Piperitone, Piperonal, Pipsissewa Leaf Extract, Plum Juice, Potassium Sorbate, 1-Proline, Propenylguaethol, Propionic Acid, Propyl Acetate, Propyl para-Hydroxybenzoate, Propylene Glycol, 3-Propylidenephthalide, Prune Juice and Concentrate, Pyridine, Pyroligneous Acid And Extract, Pyrrole, Pyruvic Acid, Raisin Juice Concentrate, Rhodinol, Rose Absolute and Oil, Rosemary Oil, Rum, Rum Ether, Rye Extract, Sage, Sage Oil, and Sage Oleoresin, Salicylaldehyde, Sandalwood Oil, Yellow, Sclareolide, Skatole, Smoke Flavor, Snakeroot Oil, Sodium Acetate, Sodium Benzoate, Sodium Bicarbonate, Sodium Carbonate, Sodium Chloride, Sodium Citrate, Sodium Hydroxide, Solanone, Spearmint Oil, Styrax Extract, Gum and Oil, Sucrose Octaacetate, Sugar Alcohols, Sugars, Tagetes Oil, Tannic Acid, Tartaric Acid, Tea Leaf and Absolute, alpha-Terpineol, Terpinolene, Terpinyl Acetate, 5,6,7,8-Tetrahydroquinoxaline, 1,5,5,9-Tetramethyl-13-Oxatricyclo(8.3.0.0(4,9))Tridecane, 2,3,4,5, and 3,4,5,6-Tetramethylethyl-Cyclohexanone, 2,3,5,6-Tetramethylpyrazine, Thiamine Hydrochloride, Thiazole, 1-Threonine, Thyme Oil, White and Red, Thymol, Tobacco Extracts, Tochopherols (mixed), Tolu Balsam Gum and Extract, Tolualdehydes, para-Tolyl 3-Methylbutyrate, para-Tolyl Acetaldehyde, para-Tolyl Acetate, para-Tolyl Isobutyrate, para-Tolyl Phenylacetate, Triacetin, 2-Tridecanone, 2-Tridecenal, Triethyl Citrate, 3,5,5-Trimethyl -1-Hexanol, para,alpha,alpha-Trimethylbenzyl Alcohol, 4-(2,6,6-Trimethylcyclohex-1-Enyl)But-2-En-4-One, 2,6,6-Trimethylcyclohex-2-Ene-1,4-Dione, 2,6,6-Trimethylcyclohexa-1,3-Dienyl Methan, 4-(2,6,6-Trimethylcyclohexa-1,3-Dienyl)But-2-En-4-One, 2,2,6-Trimethylcyclohexanone, 2,3,5-Trimethylpyrazine, 1-Tyrosine, delta-Undercalactone, gamma-Undecalactone, Undecanal, 2-Undecanone, 1 0-Undecenal, Urea, Valencene, Valeraldehyde, Valerian Root Extract, Oil and Powder, Valeric Acid, gamma-Valerolactone, Valine, Vanilla Extract And Oleoresin, Vanillin, Veratraldehyde, Vetiver Oil, Vinegar, Violet Leaf Absolute, Walnut Hull Extract, Water, Wheat Extract And Flour, Wild Cherry Bark Extract, Wine and Wine Sherry, Xanthan Gum, 3,4-Xylenol, Yeast
1198 total chemicals.

Wow, what a mouth full. Yummm, there's nothing like a good smoke...

Anonymous misfired at 11:22 PM
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Listening to the new Nine Inch Nails album now and writing this journal on a rainy Thursday afternoon. Ivan will understand.

I hope Ivan understands.

Anonymous misfired at 12:40 AM
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Wednesday, July 06, 2005

interestin update by ivan.

Anonymous misfired at 10:28 PM
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Monday, July 04, 2005

no la. ken meant cinderella was a virgin. was is the key word. lame.

anyway read my version of the story here.

kahyun u guys for once.

Anonymous misfired at 11:37 PM
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Sunday, July 03, 2005

u meant Pinocchio killed cinderella ar? bloody death sia... so was pinocchio taken to custody? if so, wats de use? de authorities cant hang him nor shoot him nor drown him nor poison him... chopping him up n use him 2 make paper? but then got no such technology wat... even chopped up, de old man will glue him back ba, using sap from rubber tree ba? furthernore, fairytales should have hairpee endings wat...

Wayne misfired at 9:16 PM
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Here's a real fairy tale...
Once upon a time, Cinderella was so horny that she put Pinocchio's nose between her legs and shouted "Lie, bastard, lie!" And then people mistook Pinocchio for Rudolf.

Ken misfired at 1:00 PM
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Saturday, July 02, 2005

forca!!!

on a day when cinderella men fully understood the essence of hornyteam futbal.

Anonymous misfired at 11:44 PM
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