football is the forlorn hope





















Sunday, May 29, 2005

at least this is yet another weekend that we wun mind to blog abt...

btw, max has recently employed a thai cook at his hse. go try his tom yum chicken if u have time.

Anonymous misfired at 6:28 PM
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Friday, May 27, 2005

sian one n a halv... liverpool won the champions league... milan still dare to throw ball sia

Anonymous misfired at 10:10 PM
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Thursday, May 26, 2005

sian half..


long time no see..
where are you wuneng?

Ivan misfired at 12:12 AM
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Friday, May 20, 2005

may all gay kids unite... i jus booked out... guards very disciplined... everyday run 5 k... before the actual pt starts... no wonder labond bcum monster ba...

Anonymous misfired at 6:15 PM
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Thursday, May 19, 2005



stop aruging n complanin.. we should be more disicplined like him.. lets unite..

Ivan misfired at 11:53 PM
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Sunday, May 15, 2005

You see we are not fishmongers. So therefore we should not sell fish. We should go to kopitiam and then wait for pple to give us handjob. Ok so more seriously, I think everybody me included go army den damn sian damn stress den whole time feel like lighting up rite. But guess what, don't worry you're not alone. Don't be selfish. If got any problems can share. Don't keep to yourself. Actually wayne very generous. Open another of his worlds to us. Random fact: Singapore got more than 1 million buddhists. So next week Vesak day, hope all can eat vegetarian.

So we won't need to buy..or sell fish.

Anonymous misfired at 3:27 PM
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actually wayne the mos selfless

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

Anonymous misfired at 1:18 PM
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it started as soccer fanatics getting together, then soccer khakis... of cause, there comes a time that we become friends... of cause, friends tolerate with each other's weaknesses, it sucks when certain people r simply fucking selfish, day in day out. Dun show us ur attitude, we r ur frens, dun give me ur shit, unless u want me to reciprocate. Hornyteam how many people? 15? 16? play field friendly ba? but bu ke yi ba, onli enought for street soccer, why ar? selfish people left the team, BUT its more that selfish people fuck de team up...

Wayne misfired at 11:53 AM
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Monday, May 09, 2005

horny captions indeed... havin guard rest at home... while other guardsmen enjoyin block leave bah... hope ivan play against serangoon jc today bah... after all e valuable lessons learned frm clementi court... but we din play indian that day, did we?

Anonymous misfired at 9:49 AM
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music that shu be playing: david tao - catherine

motherss day ba.. thought we we disbang liaoz.. but sadly we still played soccer at a new venue.. like raiyan we dominated the crapmenti court.. kicking celtic's ankle n those tanglin sec assholes.. soccer will do ba.. night activites are gay n fruitless.. just made me more tired.. good to see max uploaded the wanderers pics ba.. good job la.. great pics wif horny titles.. hope can see some old photos frm k11 ba.. nevermind la leave the web space for the future..

Ivan misfired at 12:37 AM
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Sunday, May 08, 2005

http://www.flickr.com/photos/75756516@N00/sets/314556/

view yi view..finally upload rite..

Anonymous misfired at 10:58 PM
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Monday, May 02, 2005

i admit i also a bit attitude
shud tok properly but let u go
nxt time buy wad bribe u
for u to nt angry
one week pass dun hav ur news
17 msges all kena dao-ed
feelin kinda awkward
carn help but worry

wad did i say wad did i do or e problem aint hu apologise
prob is we did wad we shudnt do yet nv say wad we shud've said
wad did i say wad did i do we still wanna bluff ourselves how long
if can fake as if nth happen n start all over again will this make us better
right or wrong
whats wrong

enuff technique to avoid quarrels
enuff maturity but lack joviality
issit cus not enuff love
or deres no love at all
break this idea came to ur mind
actually i also tot a lot
hard but sarcastic telepathy
so sad come to tink abt it

wad did i say wad did i do or e problem aint hu apologise
prob is we did wad we shudnt do yet nv say wad we shud've said
wad did i say wad did i do we still wanna bluff ourselves how long
if can fake as if nth happen n start all over again will this make us better

right or wrong
say wad u can say
do wad u can do
dun mind to change it jus for u
said wad u can say
done wad u can do
ooooooo~~~

wad did i say wad did i do maybe u'll nv understand
take out my heart yet wads e use nt as if i nv put in effort
it aint ur fault it aint my fault its all bcus we nv tink properly
slowly realises love aint comparin pain giv so much also no use
blame it on fate...

Anonymous misfired at 6:56 PM
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ni shi fou ye xiang wo dong yao guo ji bian

Anonymous misfired at 6:10 PM
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although kayun is the top scorer wif 4 goals..
although we finalli played field after so long..
but 一个人却一个世界..
its time to disbang ba..

Ivan misfired at 5:56 PM
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final score read hornyteam 3:6 wanderers

e match started after much delay n hornyteam was pretty blunt for only the current crop of players hu's playin in e a div (ie richard, ivan n yuxian) was able to settle into e game. hornyteam's first attack came when stonez fired a gay shot way out which was greeted wid disgust by his own team mates. a confusion btw max n wayne den saw wanderers capitalisin our mistake n took a shock lead. not e start hornyteam had in mind.

hornyteam's first potent attack finally arrived when a lil passin movement down e left flank (albeit aint a smooth one) saw ivan lim free n his cross nearly turned into a fluke goal as e ball somewhat beat e keeper but was cruelly denied by e crossbar. some scrappy football frm both sides followed wid richard n yuxian literally havin a tug of war, while kenbang was denied space n stonez has struggled to find his feet.

n out of sudden leung kahyun decided that enough is enough. a goal kick frm wayne got e striker through, n he made no mistake to put e ball into e net. a typical kahyun kiappish goal n hornyteam equalised.

e score din level for long though. an individual effort frm wanderers' number 9 saw em tookin e lead once again. hornyteam den undeservedly conceded the 3rd goal. a seemingly threatless long shot from wanderers' number 12 was curlin off target, yet e ball managed to hit e luckless clement n deflected into e net. wanderers were delighted n hornyteam was left dumbfounded.

2nd halv started without richard n labond hu both had functions to attend. ought to make a point however, hornyteam started e game strongly, even when we only have 10 men. e drizzlin weather helped too, as hornyteamers worked deir socks off, harrassin opponents whenever they get e ball. even e much criticised slacker stonez managed to get stuck in, n hornyteam was rewarded for their effort when stonez squared a ball to kahyun hu was unmarked n without hesitation deejay kyle smashed e ball into e roof of e net wid his left leg. wanderers' keeper was left stranded n e belief was back in hornyteam camp.

things got even better 5 mis ltr. ivan lim won e ball down left n launched a quick counter attack, pumpin e ball forward to yuxian. e hornyteam debutant beat his marker beautifully n showed e wanderers' last man a clean pair of heels. racin thru, yuxian slid e ball pass e keeper in style. wad a goal n wad a debut.

e morale of hornyteam was definitely boasted. indeed, hornyteam attacked wave after wave with stonez, kenneth kwan, yuxian n delwyn all havin halv chances. a dubious decision however denied hornyteam's effort. wanderers number 9 went down as if he was shot by a gun after collidin wid kahyun n eared a free kick jus outside e penalty area. e shot hit e wall n sailed into e sky. wanderers number 10 was e first to react, backin into wayne n scored an outrageous bycicle kick. wanderers 4 hornyteam 3.

hornyteam continued to attack in search for e equaliser. at this point of time, wanderers decided that winning is more important n began to play e long ball game. given the difference in size, hornyteam found it difficult to deal with wanderers physical prescence. 2 headers by wanderers' number 9, 1 frm long throw n e other frm corner, saw hornyteam thrillin 6-3. although stonez, yuxian n delwyn still managed to find time to test wanderers' keeper, neither was able to beat him n e game ended wid hornyteam learnin a few valuable lessons.

line-up: wayne, clement, ivan, max, delwyn, richard, yuxian (1), stonez, kahyun (2), labond, sirseng.
man-of-match: wanderer's number 9.
moment-of-match: yuxian's solo effort which got hornyteam back into e game.
moan-of-match: hornyteam's woeful defendin durin set-pieces.
verdict: we missed AK's presence. we need to cool down n be more patient durin build-ups.

Anonymous misfired at 1:53 PM
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