thelastkingsofscotland

Monday, May 31, 2004

The DIsaIPLINE tEST

It's all good.

Anonymous misfired at 10:56 AM ---------------oOo---------------

...... testee ......

ivna here to test u not to panyi u.. a rest frm all the frenlies.. finalli i came up wif my own QUIZzzzzzzzzz.. use ur brains.. test urself.. dun fake names pls.. dun do twice.. 100 marks i tok dick..

Ivan misfired at 12:17 AM ---------------oOo---------------

Friday, May 28, 2004

act wen...

sia la

Anonymous misfired at 9:11 PM ---------------oOo---------------

Thursday, May 27, 2004

riverplate la u all

all d saviola n aimar

sux la

Anonymous misfired at 10:34 PM ---------------oOo---------------

........ ivna@tip ......

not tryin to act wen.. was juz lucky for the Cl finals.. sum ppl may not agree wif my weird theories.. lyk i predicted this match to be a repeat telecast of the CL finals btw real n valencia few yrs ago.. 3-0 too where steve mcman scored.. kenbang muz intro more customers lahz.. i goin to start a paid lip service.. juz tryin provoke sum social football awareness.. so tonite i will keep the ball rollin.. focusin on sum frendlies later at 2:30am..

.......... analysis ........

Present Plate
1.825 Estonia 1/4:0 Scotland 2.100

at 25/05/04 13:17
Estonia vs Scotland 0:0 2.175 : 1.750

>jump plate.. attract more ppl to take estonia..
ivna secret formulae cannot be revealed..

......... picks ..........
DARING pick: Scot -1/4.. can chiong this game.. spools nvr open this game at their outlets.. scare ppl take scot.. spools love to open games that screw ppl up.. on paper.. scot is a better team..

xtra pick: ireland -1/4.. max has ideas.. trust him.. we r on the same boat..

Ivan misfired at 10:08 PM ---------------oOo---------------

gay leh no idea lo,llyrea moncao la,even though dey highest scorin side...dey 1 of e highest conceding side too la,moncao chao bu wen lo.
1stly semis: porto win 1 draw 1 agnst deportivo...look at monaco:on e other hand dey always need 2 legs to progress to nxt rnd, dey r jus lucky dat dey manage to find deir legs lo super tyco n bu wen.
al u pple hu buy monaco kena kiap by spools liaoz la...1/4 advantage to monaco llyrea nt dam obvious bookies invitin u to buy on monaco la-super no idea siaz-porto den wen la anyway, llyrea nt DOUBLE in consecutive seasons in portugese league + nw uefa cup n champs league winner...chao wen lo...look at monaco trophyless season la...2nd in french league...gay la
but wad can i say to al dose hu put monaco(which is e majority)??!wadeva i say...its too late u al already put ur $$$ on e wrong place.advice for monaco-lovers:subscribe to ivna outside inside outsider plays la...
P.S:ivna i help u rake in customers leh...gt reward nt?

Ken misfired at 9:15 PM ---------------oOo---------------

Tole u porto wen liao..

Okay in collabo with ivan's punting digest..i got some zynese tips..

IRELAND -1/4
IRELAND 1X2

MAX. OUT BET

Anonymous misfired at 2:36 PM ---------------oOo---------------

told u all porto liao esp bang... cuz portugal hosting euro 2004 this yr muz gif em glory 1st so tt dey will bcome favourite n crash out of euro in e moz unspectacular style n all e punters will lose deir $$$...

Anonymous misfired at 11:11 AM ---------------oOo---------------

Hoteh tips...

Kaoz... looks like a new craze has arisen... from the dead lar... its ALIVE!!!... back to old days... looks like we got to rotate blog liao lor... just like zenots.... hannah... maetynroh.blogspot.com liao lar... MAE-TYN-ROH lar... make it clean though... squeaky clean...

MONACO +1/4(medium bet)
above 2.5 goals(medium bet)

Nengz misfired at 12:11 AM ---------------oOo---------------

Tuesday, May 25, 2004

........ ivna@tip ......

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EURO 2004

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.......... analysis ........
2.100 Porto 0:1/4 Monaco 1.825

@courtesy of activeodds.com

obvious.. monaco are fav.. so hot.. eat ¼ball.. low payout at 1.825..
first this game will not be a draw.. coz last yr final was a draw btw juve n milan.. accord to history.. if one yr final is a draw at the 90min.. the final next yr will be settled within 90 mins.. apart frm last yr.. draws happened btw bayern n valencia.. juve n ajax.. the next yr.. the final produced a winner within the 90min.. morevoer.. the asian handicap is 1/4 ball.. if a draw happens.. that means only half of the total bets will be taken into account for the bookmakers.. tml onli game is this final.. the bookie wun let this chance slip away.. so they will bang on this game.. so dun waste ur time on draw at spools..

since the game wun be a draw.. decidin on a winner is easy.. lookin at spools CL champs winner.. the odds for PORTO to win the champs leg has dropped frm 1.90 to 1.63.. this does not show that PORTO is heavy boat.. coz spools is not a veri good indicator.. on the flip side.. spools is tryin to make the odds for MONACO higher to attract more buyers..

accord to the asian handicap.. monaco looks heavy.. ya coz they created such an impact by triumphin over the likes of REAl n CHEL.. these are all fake impressions created by the bookmakers.. whereas porto looked minonows.. but they were the UEFA cup winner last yr.. they hav wat it takes to bcum champions.. wif experience at such a high level of competition.. oso they won the CL before the 86/87 saeson..

Didier Deschamps does not think tomorrow's Champions League final between Monaco and Porto will be a spectacular match, on the contrary, he believes it will be a match dictated by tactics.

yea this guy took part in 2 CL finals.. but as a coach he lacked the exp exp.. mourinho last season wif porto.. he will go all out.. definitely he will not lose..

......... picks ..........

DARING pick: spools 1X2 PORTO win 2.35 (spools away)
good money.. no point givin 1/4ball at the asianhandi.. no draw..

Ivan misfired at 11:47 PM ---------------oOo---------------

nt ideaful lehz kyle...u go mbate la haha!
i gt 2 new quiz liao...total of 3 quiz nw...e 2 new quiz quite ideaful...must try HERe!

Ken misfired at 10:48 PM ---------------oOo---------------

How IDEAFUL are you?

Take the IQ test.

Anonymous misfired at 2:46 PM ---------------oOo---------------

Monday, May 24, 2004

ITS ALIVE!!! ... llyrea nt frankeinstein monster leh...

bout e t shirt thingy... i think we can juz koup some pix frm kingstrokers ganguro or even this gay site kahyun intro me -- candygirls.com... wads wid all da uniform gals los... poor fetish leh kyle... we uniform guyz la... hornyteam uniform mah...

finally rained 2dae sia... told u liao... ala needa mbed too... anw its bangzhi's bdae 2dae... if any of u went hope y'all enjoy hor... sakae sushi at woodlands... ideaful manz...

Anonymous misfired at 4:17 PM ---------------oOo---------------

Hohoz

Hey guys... i was thinkin abt doing a collar tee for the hornyteam... anyone interested? who would like to come up wid the design if we want the tee done?

And guys... for those who r confirm going... we need a little money collection first... at least enuff money for the bbq stuff... u noe... a little shoppin money.. maybe $15?... chalet price ltr then settle... n as for the utensils... i think someone has to help bring a little there... doubt there will be can openers, sharp enuff knives, skewers... this is serious... if u pple wan a successful bbq... everyone has to help a little... dont wan pple coming to fark arnd n wanting to eat n laze arnd...

Nengz misfired at 3:44 PM ---------------oOo---------------

Saturday, May 22, 2004

kaoz. my test so difficult mehz. im nt a hard man at all wad. in fact joyce lim wrote in my testimonial tt i take things too easy. so how cud my test be difficult. think again lah.

Anonymous misfired at 12:25 AM ---------------oOo---------------

Friday, May 21, 2004

talk about discipline... once again its me bloggin frm d lep room... seems tt its becomin my 2nd fav hide out after ahu room... eagerly anticipatin e up coming dick frm kyle... tink it will be e longest dick in history... i mean... longer den oxford and cambridge lah!

heard tt kenbang is now scorchers too sia... wads wid e loanable funds...

Anonymous misfired at 10:36 AM ---------------oOo---------------

Thursday, May 20, 2004

Van Hoseh

me too lohz.. 70.. almost my hornee team membership..

lixin cumin for chalet.. he's alive..

kyle cumin up wif team dick.. those horny terms n wordplays..

aniwae.. it's good tat everione cumin up wif quizzzz.. all members got updated wif the recent outgoins.. even got learn history, scandals n feuds in the team.. outsiders oso can get to know us better.. those zuppers who tag on everione's tagboard n kb ppl on their blog are welcum to attempt.. maybe i shu oso conjure a quizz too.. credits to kyle first test lahz.. horny yet set in SAT style..

fridae is act day.. no need to worry.. we will be there.. same court.. same team..

Ivan misfired at 11:25 PM ---------------oOo---------------

i got 90 sia but kahyun only go online in sch leh... he only blog in bytes... juz lyk ivna in d library... i muz find my way n go d lep room also...

Anonymous misfired at 11:24 PM ---------------oOo---------------

yeah...passed e quiz by a whisker. gt 70 pts. haha but tink kayun shdnt say dat pple hu dun get 70 cant b in e team...cuz lotsa pple outdated nwadays...dey couldnt possibly noe e answers la...pple lyk lixing n delwyn damn outdated nw lo...
btw hu more outdated? lixing or delwyn? on paper it shd b lixing, but ivan n i both unanimously chose delwyn cuz he nj stil so outdated lo, least lixing in cj nt convenient lorz.
regardin e quiz, pls b considerate 2wards pple lyk dem...n pple try to help revive dem (outdate-rs) , draw some inspiration frm mummies alive or frankenstein hahaz!
btw wads e answer to e subject dat max scored 2nd best in? i put econs leh...

Ken misfired at 11:18 PM ---------------oOo---------------

Hornyteam Member Admission/Verification Test

Get 70 or above to pass.

Anonymous misfired at 2:15 PM ---------------oOo---------------

Wednesday, May 19, 2004

Quizilla liaoz lo,haha!
Act deres no case agnst pple comin up w/ quizzes. It is a case of hornyteamers tryin to learn more bout hornyteamers n hornyteam itself. This trend shd b encouraged, i urged more pple to develop deir own hornyteam quizzez 4 hornyteamers to kiap some time away. For info, all quizzez developed r under e title hornyteam. E.g Kenbang's Hornyteam, Labond's Hornyteam Test(Labond version) n Stonez's Hornyteamerism. So deres nutin bout personality here but more of team-ality.

Btw, i discussed w/ max bout frenly, tentatively, max gona book 5-7pm on 5th june saturday. Hopefully e Marina field can b booked. $50. And hopefully all will be able to make it on dat day, pls try nt to go HongKong or wadeva. Wad bout refereees? Pls discuss, nt much time left. I m for referees.

Ken misfired at 11:54 PM ---------------oOo---------------

Stop all the personal frienstestis lar... damn it... wad the fuck is this.. some sort of personality competion?

Nengz misfired at 11:18 PM ---------------oOo---------------

my friend test all got proof one leh if u got any part bu4 wen3 ask me la... dun act wen3 urself... grrrr... anw im easily irritated nowadays... fuck...

Anonymous misfired at 10:10 PM ---------------oOo---------------

Are you ideaful?

Anonymous misfired at 1:57 PM ---------------oOo---------------

Zium Zium

gays la ppl.. wat's up wif all the quizzz.. llyrea not damn hardo lohz.. some sensitive qns urghz.. everione cumin wif their own version.. labond cant blog.. this is HISssssss i got the highest for this among all the tests.. kenbang's quiz too hard liao lahz.. malay even worse.. cut this melancap lahz..

presently, 12 ppl can make it to the charlote.. wayne saya kyle crapment neng stonz hoe sir denn manf labon neng.. frenly on first week of june.. max betta sort it out.. wan refree nort.. coz they might be sum bangs frm beatttie sec.. then manfredoo try to get sajc hse team.. i will get our long awaited dumanitez.. first match of euro on 12.. chalet nite.. dun worry can place ur punts wif me.. or can walk down to downtown east to turn gay n buy strike.. got lao jiang crapment there to guide us.. his 12 yrs of euro football history.. still got other exbirds around.. oso can ask our dear hornyteam associates along.. whether u play cards or ball.. do cum n join us..

hope sum1 ask delwyn to return to the mortal world.. life is ful of up n downs.. bring him back to life.. we need him as striker fer the next game.. n sum ppl pls contact prince lixin.. sirseng goin on holis.. 1st week of june.. kenbang damn stupid lohz.. pay money to experience famine in sum stupid cip camp.. lyk wat the twins said.. get a life bang.. hahez..

Ivan misfired at 12:46 AM ---------------oOo---------------

Tuesday, May 18, 2004

more disaipline is nided while playing soccer. stop shouting at ur teammates when u r nt doin ur job. we only got one captain n one vice captain. although both of em rather impotent. n stop depriving me from my fav hadi role leh. kaoz.

anw welcome n troy my malay version of hornyteamErism. it seems to be e newest trend among hornyteamerz after friendster. n btw, talkin abt troy. do you noe that the word destroy is originated from the trojan war?

Anonymous misfired at 11:14 PM ---------------oOo---------------

Monday, May 17, 2004

hahez!reali herald era of ghost blog ah?
al da quiz...eh do 1 tym can liaoz la...u al repeat answr 2 get beta score gay lor...
discus w/max tentative location Marina Open Fields 4 beattie sec kiaperz
duno 37 or 50 for rentin field 2 hrs...no joaquim kang trix or water $ involved
chalet gt glitch, me n stonez muz 2 tym...sianz...den on 12 13 i gt CIP, so kinda damn sian liaoz lo...lolz...but sure wil go la
anw horny, Hornyteam Quiz

Ken misfired at 11:45 PM ---------------oOo---------------

Sunday, May 16, 2004

wad a quiz. e highest score ive got in all recent non-chinese quizzes ever since i entered jc.

Anonymous misfired at 12:56 AM ---------------oOo---------------

Saturday, May 15, 2004

Hornykidz

In the wake of recent events, i decided to come up wid something to test the understanding of hornyteam members... something simple like THIS...

Man... whether u r a S-paper stud or not, if u flung this... man... we r so gonna give u XXXtra remedial...good luck dudes...

Nengz misfired at 4:09 PM ---------------oOo---------------

Hoteh

i m back.. once again.. postin in the afternoon not midnite anymore.. the new blogger outlook sux.. i goin to make my post short but not sweet..

first.. wayne sorry.. next time i sure attend to u since u r the most loyal member of the team..

second.. kenbang u got it goin on.. sure u r not antisocical or sexualli deprived.. dun be bothered by the intellectual twins lurhz.. i will be lyin if i say they r nice ppl or concur with the mirage in neng's mind..

third.. chalet.. realli wish everione can spend sum time there.. there to du po n crack sum lamE jokes.. we can go fishin or swim over to ubin to play in the nPCc adventure camp..so come along.. dun be afraid to be rapedby me in the chalet.. dun tell me u wanna study.. coz we got s paper students there to guide u..

four.. dennis muz blog more lahz.. ur jokes r good lahz.. wee need it for intellectual n emotional sustenance.. What's love?.. It should be about us.. It should be about trust babe .. ripped this from ashanti's lyrics.. tt's wat the team needs now.. frenly n activities cumin up.. so live ur horny life.. i was thinkin abt a frenly wif the dunmanites..

five.. villa to win.. i no more in cahooots wif chen chen.. i m n angel n crouch fan.. all the way villa..

Ivan misfired at 3:31 PM ---------------oOo---------------

Yar... seriously... i specially brought the trojan horse all the way from sasser's den n present it to u troy pple... try to appreciate wad i hav done n not wad i will be doing to u pple...
Man... i will be wishing to be Brad Pitt for a day next birthday... i mean way cool... gonna ogle at him tog wid my gerger instead of cursing n swearing...
Look no further... i m ur worthy custodian... let my handle the finance as i m ur trust worthy finance minister... dont wan other glove contenders doing the skinny dipping into our pockets...eg.No.1?

G-man... missing La Troy-a from AMI already...

Nengz misfired at 12:12 AM ---------------oOo---------------

Friday, May 14, 2004

Hey wayne chill i know there are times when your patience really starts wayning but yea try to make things clearer next time..we've finally booked the chalet for foulplay..thanks to nengs for going through all the trouble..but the trouble with love is that love actually doesn't exist..seriously try to stay for all 3 nights la..i think we need to adopt a system of transparency..an image we'd like to project via the ohp..all the finance matters need good handling so we need a safe pair of hands..pay for the chalet booking first that's the key thing..once we work out the numbers and do the math we'll come up with the sums..

Fuck la troying too hard to be gay..

Anonymous misfired at 11:13 PM ---------------oOo---------------

Wayne loves jac, jac dun love wayne... i noe y... simple... u r too old... imagine a 20 yr old guy still in jc? woah... lets say if u get retained once in primary skool.... n maybe once in secondary skool... n maybe once in jc... waoah... u r still under the age of 21... cheer up man... i mean... wad else could possibly go wrong... btw... we would really love if u could turn up for the chalet as well... u really bring alot of laughter into the team... i really apologize for the miscommunication... i make sure u get ur shirt the next time round... even though it seems that no one wans to pick up ur call... i promise u i will pick up ur call anitime... btw.. i wasnt in nj todae... oh.... now that explains y u still cant get into nj... orh... my heart goes out to u...

Nengz misfired at 12:33 AM ---------------oOo---------------

Thursday, May 13, 2004

MALAI- i asked jiaxuan to pass u de shirt, he said okay, i donno how it ended up with kayun. i phoned u all so many times, wat r phones for? nengz, stop being a bastard, stop kiaping me, u took the shirt that i borrowed for jiaxuan n made me wait for an hour outside. fuck u! bbq time also try to kiap, make it as if ist cheap n all ur nonsenses. enough k? i know u r holidaying now, get something to do. u kiapz kenbang before this, now my turn is it? stop ur shit, i've enough of it. stop acting cool. friendly coming up...

Wayne misfired at 11:43 PM ---------------oOo---------------

Woah... heard that there is a sum of pple out there already askin us abt the chalet eh... n if U r so desperate n cheap n unwelcomed by us... do still let us noe so that we can niao u wad... dont look else where... its U we r tokkin abt... welcome to the hornyteam...sucka

Pple confirm going: Nengz,Maxxx,Ivna,Labond,Clement,Stonez,Hoeman n plus plus...
*confirm asap... so that we can do the accounting asap as well

Nengz misfired at 8:36 PM ---------------oOo---------------

creyesly hc getin gay...nt happenin lo...nw hafta resort to goin nj to kiap arnd.but no idea lo, muz change shirt la...kiap william king ong...darn gay.
al da du3 bo4! n da ti3 qiu4! but fun la...but den alwaes reach home @midnite den eat sushi @945 lorz
legs dam ache lor...knee-dead muz quit soccer 4 a few days...dis weekend try nt to play
sianz lost $66 for ivan lim leh...muz kiap back sumtime n gif him some.
@nite play cardoz at choupinette uhz...since coro's ahu cant use liaoz...even pang peng cheong go visit ahu lor...his name so far reachin
anw i spent whole nite recuperatin my initial bout $25 loss n ended up owin wayne da big winner of e nite $3...gay chat w/ labond on 74 siaz
creyesly we al duo4 luo4 lor...but we horny wad...hu more happening?reali wan go clubbin la...
kaoz dam late liaoz beta slp try 2 slp b4 130am...tmr gt nj match muz watch, i promise to dun play cards or soccer aft watchin match n go home straight, n i promise to bring ivan e windows cd so he can resume his duties hahez

Ken misfired at 12:42 AM ---------------oOo---------------

Wednesday, May 12, 2004

eh wayne dun kb... no one passed me e PE shirt... was wid max playin soccer thruout... while d rest mofos got sucked into illegal gambling la cheebye...

anw ahu is dead now... e DCP master of hcj -- our dearest mr pang pEngz tiong was made aware of all our nitetime cardings at d coronation plaza... i suspect its e coronation docter hu pao to-ed us... probably due to e fact tt he dun hav hoteh nurse to fuck arnd... or mebbe we played too much murderer, so much tt we really murdered ahu... keep ur eyes rollin... hafta change our destination of carding now... juz lyk how arsenal is goin to move frm highbury to sum shatty new ground... i suggest we move to e nt-so-cozy millenium stadium of cardiff... afterall e nite is neva old... juz lyk how d jokes r neva cold...

regardin d chalet thingy... well im relishin d challenge of survivin 2 consequtive chalets in one shot... but se-reyes-ly, or rather more se-henry-ly, or in fact moz se-wenger-ly, i seldom get one-shots nowadays... it owaes cums more den tt...

Anonymous misfired at 11:14 PM ---------------oOo---------------

wadeva lar waynez...

Btw... Hotay lar... Chalet Comfirmed liao lar.... just that i m already feelin the pinch after footin the bill thru the AXS machine... a whoopin $315... woah... rich man meh... i senoirita lar...

Details as followed:
Single Storey (air-conditioned)
Premier (for 2 persons)<---orh...how to hoho?
27 sqm
2 single beds
TV, electric jug and refrigerator (PS2 & AHU all night long lar... alot of courage required lor...)
You will be provided with 2 complimentary towels per night of your stay.

Date: 11th - 14th June (friday to monday)
Chalet: Costa Sands Resort (Pasir Ris)
Things to bring: urself... ur humour n hornyness, enuff money(around 100?), sufficient clothings(no naked personels)... the rest is up to u or unless asked to...

*Call or msg Neng, Max or Ivan to confirm attendance... other interested parties can also approach hornyteamers to ask for availability... be supportive... thank u for ur cooperation...

Nengz misfired at 9:13 PM ---------------oOo---------------

to those who played in nj, fuck u! is this how u treat a teammate n a fren? 1st max neva buy shirt for me, he was absent. then i phoned so many pple finally getting jiaxuan to lend me his shirt. he passed to kayun, but told me he'll pass to malai. i waited more than half an hour, phone kayun n malai so many times even kervyn took the trouble to help me ask one of u out to pass me the shirt. wats the problem? i rushed from yishun lor. why do u all forsake me? i treated u all well, paid half of the total cost for gathering... then now wat do i get? bad bad n bad attitudes. pple, dun take me for granted...

Wayne misfired at 6:07 PM ---------------oOo---------------

cant help reiteratin e fact dat i m sooo glad dat dis so-calld unwanted trouble is gone...
nt gona take any action regardin e twins anymore...creyesly dey r gd pple ritex?dats 2 pts liaoz
hope al da horny hornyteamers can kiap de pple dey wan...thru msn messenger or wadeva~
lastly lets set some ground rulez so as to avoid e reoccurence of such a apocalyptic catastrophe
1)no more "cold" jokes...stonez seems to haf caught e disease...although both or mayb more of us tink its fun...others beg to differ n dun seem to appreciate our humour so lets jus b nice & remove all e cold jokes on dis blog
2)visitors pls try to keep blog-surfin discrete...be reminded copy&paste is plagiarism
3)lets haf strict restrictions on dis blog...no freedom of expression is allowed here.frm experience, nasty remarks might come ur way.mayb lets get ivan to censor n edit al our posts?
---dats all for nw, more ground rules might b added if need arises or wen seen fit
"big brudder watchin ova u.."-extracted frm George Orwell's 1984

hopefuly by applyin such policies none of us wil b kiapd by others both frm outside n within anymore
herald e era of e ghost blog

Ken misfired at 12:30 AM ---------------oOo---------------

Tuesday, May 11, 2004

Apologies Accepted
well thanks for ur concern ken... i was onli afraid i would burn my hands when i hold on to it too long... thanks for the recommendation to kingstroker... WE were pretteh amatuerish in it at first... but a little more strokin would do the trick? well... i m also partly in fault ken... n i hope i could shake ur warm fussy hand again afterall they were already burnt kazillions of times before... peace out, my brother in arms...cheerios.=)

Nengz misfired at 11:07 PM ---------------oOo---------------

relacking la.al i did was mentiond e twins to exemplify e fact dat many pple r usin e word hoteh...regardless of whichever version one employs, u r welcome to use it.
every1 is oso welcome 2 dis blog as i had said b4 dis blog provides emo n int sustenance.
but if pple visit dis site...pretteh pls dun take singular sentences out of context n try to wage war or wadeva, keep ur blog surfin fairly discrete pls we dont need to noe dat u haf nutin beta to do so to speak.
but sereyesly i nvr blast twins wad...it was taken wholly out of context...and it was jus a forgetable sentence uhz...
e twins r jus tryin2haf some popular fun la, heard dey v.low key in rgs.in hcjc oso quite la...but i dun share similar interests in dem as others for eg. wunengz leh deir grandsenior...howeva heedin other hornyteamers advice i wil keep dis for another day, aft al wunengz nvr kiap me wadz, i read e posts he published it was ok mahz...he didnt say i ought to b sorry or wadeva, he didnt say i ought to stop al e unwantd trouble, he didnt say i ought nt to defend myself, aiya he didnt say i kb him on blog.my fault la
moreover wunengz jokes unlike mine r nt cold wadz...n his posts r @ a much higher lvl of intellect as compared to mine wadz. im sorry dat i haf a small tiny anti-social circle(as wunengz puts it).reali la i apologize to nengz.aft al he has responsibility to protect e twins wad...his god-cousins?
sereyesly nt concernd over twins incident la...aft al dey oso hate backstabbers wadz...
n aft al pple lyk nengz wana bfren dem wad...so i dun wana spoil deir msn chattin n al...
dennis chia 1st post in a few mths try to act wen3 liaoz ah?aiya beta den nengz la...ipt lo...u jack @ me for wad...mayb u shd oso go kingstroker.com leh...for fun la...anw i m tryin to save dis for another day...
oso i beta gif ivan windows cd...he can save me frm al da gay kids la...
chill

Ken misfired at 9:53 PM ---------------oOo---------------

din expect my 1st blog in approximately six months to be one lyke dis... but seriously... fellas... dis has need to stop liao la.... wads with nengz and banz... wads with the bangz and the twins... people callin people names, people pplaying all over the place... so then... WHERE IS THE LOVE?

Before you all go and say tt is sound lyke pEh on anything... think back and see wad a team we has since became from seC 1.... from the days in seC 1 where hadi 1st surfed his porn to the hornyteam now... is there anything you see what we have become? get dis idea into yer mind nengz and bangz... enough is enough... let us all transcend...

and wassup with bangz and the twins... why are you all getting so pissed with a word that doesn't exist in the dictionary? dis seriously is better that the laksa show on channel 8 sia... better pick up your own trash bangz... and i'm sure you dun want us to add -spices- into the fray. (read: IVAN LIM)

hoeteh=hotteh=hoteh=SOME STUPID MISPRONOUNCIATION

wadeva~

deNn~ misfired at 6:50 PM ---------------oOo---------------

i dun lyk d new blogger layout... much as i dun lyk d gayz bombardinho goin on within our own members... but heck, im nt heckin into any of ur account... as bush told d iraq mofos, we respect ur rights... n if u catch no ballz of wad im talkin, se-reyes-ly, stop makin me catch no ballz wid all d floodin of pages too... im nt eason...

anw all d vocab tt y'all fluanted defies d theory of "chinese high english low"... i carn really fluant anytk since im nt even fluent wid d language itself... so traumatized by y'all muz owaes refer to mingwei's blog -- www.m-w.com tt is... oh btw d chalet thingy sorta clashes wid my class chalet... wad a coincidence... reschedule leh... we nid nt to huat only on weekend wad... else id got no choice but to two time...

callin for other hornyteamerz to blog... it seems tt d only 2 active members r now nengz n bangz...

Anonymous misfired at 5:58 PM ---------------oOo---------------

I think we should call all these to a stop la..enough..looks like the twins really have a major effect on ken..haha..okay enough of the puns..but yea we want to make love not war..okay maybe not..

So chill..cool it..

And come on neng and bang..stop gunning for each other's heads..exchanges are okay tho..

Anonymous misfired at 12:26 PM ---------------oOo---------------

"woah woah woah... n i m not suppose to blow my load? did i accidently splash some of my wad on ur face, was the backroom facial good enuff for u, senoir?"

tell me that america din llyrea hit out at iraq after 911, tell me a dog wont bark when u step on its tail, tell me a ball wont bounce back when u throw it against the wall... simple wad... uncle newton can vouch for it wid his somehow logical third law...
hahez lar... kenbang made me sound like as though i m a love saint... but make sure my saints girlfriend doesnt read abt this... or i will be dead... this is serious...
they do make good friends... but certainly not out of pple like u know who... so wad even if i m the last man standing... cant i do the standing tall just the rock n land i couple of peoples' elbow... can u smelllll wad nengz is cookin? can u dig that shat?

kaez lar... enuff of this uber gayness n return to our usual hornynurse just like chenchen going back to where he came from to hide? talk more about the chalet n stuffs la dude... ivan take lead leh... afterall ur version of hcjc got alot of break intervals, somehow identical to maxxx's version too... heard that da shi zhiming is recuperating right now at home... hope he is not into horses this time round if u get wad i mean... gay lar...

Nengz misfired at 8:30 AM ---------------oOo---------------

once again wads wif wunengz seriasly...
only 1 sentence in e previous post dat says,"wads wif wunengz seriasly"...n wunengz blew his load off his package uhz...didnt noe wunengz liked dem lehz...which hornytem member shares e same view as u lehz?evry1 is postin pro-bang stuf...u?

Ken misfired at 2:08 AM ---------------oOo---------------

Bang Bang Bang

Kenneth Kwan, u hav just declared a personal war against pple who r just being friendly(including me?). In case u dont noe, or maybe becos of ur tiny n anti-social circle, that makes u think that pple who r friendly r desperate pple?!!!? Or is it becos of hcjc that turns actively friendly pple into outcasts as the norm is to mug n be nerd n maybe score As in everything n hav no life?

This little waging war prolly hit the headlines in hornyteam blog... last maybe a couple of weeks... but the dust will settle... things will be diff by then... perpectives will change...But from now onwards... i llyrea wish that there will no longer be animore personal attacks on ani other personals including me... cos i would extend a big Fark to anione who dares to personal attack me n yet not straight in my face but on a blog, my sentiments will prolly be shared by others as well.

*Nevertheless, its the hornyteam wad... no grudges against each another wad... but the gayness has to hav a cap to it, n this time round kenbang just burst it... no more defensive statements from the accused pls... a tideless sea is a silent one... lets hope silence will drift the Feng Bo away...

Bottomline (good news)
Max n I hav confirmed the chalet dates... its on the 11th of june to 14th of june(friday check-in, monday check-out)... it will be at costa sands(pasir ris)... keep these days free pls... we hav gone thru a little trouble to get u pple this n to think of it, this will prolly be the last chance we hav a major gathering before NS comes... spread the news n be supportive... details will be published once the deeds r done...

Nengz misfired at 12:26 AM ---------------oOo---------------

Monday, May 10, 2004

wads wif wunengz...seriasly...

anw recent happenings reali prove my theory dat lotsa pple subscribe to ur blog...mayb shd employ a pay-per-view scheme...can fund our punting, eating, etc. H20 $$$ siaz...

btw nt interestd leh...regardin e friendly-understanding-gay(happy)-likeable-youthful pple...not lame,not gay(nt bout being happy),not hotteh,not...(dis trix is employd by a fellow HC canoeist,dat i heard u al "lyk very much"...try find out hu employs dis characteristic trix),& usin e hornyteam's new yu4,yu4,yu4 trix...dose friendly-understanding-gay-likeable-youthful pple yu4 lame,yu4 gay,yu4 zhup...lastly employin our newest rating system dey fail badly lo...dey gt 2 pts for being cute?may 2 pts for being gd pple?n mayb even 1 pt for noeing hw to bake cookies?but dey stil fail to earn e essential 5 pts leh...so fail la

more seriasly hornyteam nt recruitin any new members,& our criteria has strict restrictions lyk being frm TCHS,gt soccer ideaz,& lastly must haf sumtin to stroke...canoe paddles or oars dun count as sumtin to stroke though...so certain pple fail al dese criteria den stil wana zhup us?moreover u al dun qualify for e 5 pts...den nt qualified to zhup us la...go zhup al e hotteh guyz...cuz we(dun count wunengz though) r nt hotteh...we r either hoeteh or hoteh...

anw wana nw dun wana zhup us but wana kiap us den cum la...i tink u al shd jus stay@home watch tv shows...u al can join Eye for a Guy...since u al haf eyes for "cute guyz,hotteh guyz" jus to quote frm ur msn nick...dare say u dun use hotteh?

no offence, but dun u tink u r too defensive of ur use of hotteh...i mean use den use la...no1s stoppin u...btw every1 is also usin de word wadz...except dat dey use hoteh...haha

and regardin my physical deprevity...of cuz,i dun engage in petting wad, since i dun keep pets(HDB dun allow so either) & of cuz im deprived as compared to ur experience plays...i mean u al can change shifts n take turns to do it all nite wif some hotteh guyz wadz...do wad?watch tv mayb?n u al can chek out kingstroker if u al wana improv ur strokin since...
screwed up my sets big time. totally lost control of my stroking. too tired. frm breatheinnow.blogspot.com

in addition if u haf any probs wif my nick u can confront my sec4 clas pple since dey conjured it up for me n i haf been employin it since...anw wads wrong wif a horny nick esp since dis is hornyteam?i mean e horny is nt dere jus 4 show eh?i would tink wads 4 show is 2 hotteh pple walkin arnd hcjc lyk some bigshots...ironically heard dat u al didnt lyk sum 62 pple as u al tot dey r actin lyk bigshots...a case of sour grapes or jus vinegar wif grapes?oso pls b reminded dat a certain person frm 62 created e word hoteh...stil buay songz w/dem or gona zhup dem nw?

thank me for makin u guyz more popular aft dis post...tryin to exploit me to make u al more famous rite?its a known fact dat dis blog receives many hits frm al over singapore...i'll gladly play into ur hands(such big hands used for strokin...paddles?)...seriasly its a pity u al r nt frm "thailand"...IF u noe wad i mean...

Ken misfired at 11:37 PM ---------------oOo---------------

lets make n effort to defend guyz... i mean we muznt leave all d duties to our much converted or rather perverted hc last man(e others aint man enuff juz yet) kenbang ;)... but more seriously all d war talks r juz thrash la... our reputation is to horny... so pls keep it up... if u need any inspirations u may wanna refer to labond n max... dey r doin well wid all d multiple timings... oh n of cuz, stix our master mover...

im totally supportive of d june chalet thingy... but since every stay over is a chalet for me, so it dun make much diff acty... juz bring on all d winnin elevens bridges bluffs murderers soccer balls n nt forgettin bras n panties... oh btw since we've got so much audience i suggest we go downtown east chalet so we can always provide em wid live updates...

u c, this is a reality blog.

Anonymous misfired at 1:00 PM ---------------oOo---------------

Seriously lar kenbang... u hav just tarnished the team's reputation in hcjc man...even though we had little to start off wid... quit tellin cold jokes that arent a bit corny or horny... n stop defending urself le la... its out in the open as exposed by ivna... u ought to be sorry for wad u hav done cos u wouldnt like it when pple tok abt u the way u tok abt pple...
*Quote from hornyteam booklet...U llyrea need a brainwash

Nengz misfired at 12:34 PM ---------------oOo---------------

hoteh

max must be at home smokin.. hope everione can make it to chalet lurz..

read da horny team's blogspot. and guess wat. i am gonna extend a big fuck to KenBang. congratz. he has successfully waged war. BIG time. lyk hello? i din even mention da word HOTTEH b4. and to fuck with yur hoteh or hoeteh. GET A FUCKING LIFE mans. yu sex deprived piece of shit. did anyone tell you? if yu are THAT sex deprived, you could always go SYOD.

weather todae was damn blardie hot. had trng in da morn. screwed up my sets big time. totally lost control of my stroking. too tired.

@courtesy of breatheinnow.blogspot

kenbang u wage war.. u dun hav a fukin life mehz.. hahez cant be lahz.. u owaes bang it mahz.. ur word play has burnt ur fingers.. dun be sorry for being fucked by twins.. sex is a process.. if u lose control of ur strokes.. u can check out www.kingstroker.com.. mind the somebody somebody.. cut the fucks out of ur sexually orientated life.. dun get a life.. live ur life..

Ivan misfired at 10:16 AM ---------------oOo---------------

Gay leh bang..anyway yea like wat neng said..but get down to business..i nid 2 know who can make it..haha..i mean for the chalet in june..shld b can rite..thing is the date..i need to win one with ted hamilton..

What a busy week ahead..yet again..

Stop cutting classes..go to school on time and don't leave school early..i don't want to catch ivna outside hc at 11 in the morning..

Anonymous misfired at 9:39 AM ---------------oOo---------------

2...gay la wunengz...oops dats 3...but gay n wunengz r equivalent both literally n figuratively...
anyways wads wif e unwantd troubles?reali gt la...i say nengz sufferin frm paranormal paranoia...
moreover i feel dat dis blog offers int and emo sustenance rather den odds and tips leh...anw e tips here nt prof enuf la...
no offence...but dun b too defensive either...

Ken misfired at 12:34 AM ---------------oOo---------------

Sunday, May 09, 2004

Hey fellas... long time since i last blog... sasser held mi back...
Down to administrative stuffs:

Firstly
Ehm... its been a long time since we had our last match... r the plans for the june hols ready? R there anione handling this? Max?
Secondly
R we absolutely sure the entire team or at least majority of the team are interested in june hols chalet? interested members pls state so or made known to da leaders... so that we can get down to business cos its onli a month away...
Lastly
There is this word pun thingy going on in the team n i llyrea wish U pple can stop it... esp the icy cool mr brain freezer ah bang ken... seriously... cos u will never know hell loads of pple frequent our blog.... its becoming the alternate singapore pools webby already... we r a squeaky clean team n dont wan unwanted troubles... so everyone pls cooperate leh...

Nengz misfired at 11:21 PM ---------------oOo---------------

Tuesday, May 04, 2004

error in previous post 2nd line...
cliche lyk max... suppose to be cliche la max...
anyway nvr mind la duneed to correct it since max says he dont usually find fault with minute stuffs...hahez
btw i on e other hand is sensitive to subtleties...hmmm mayb max n i make a gd pair...im tinkin electron pairs(chemistry term)...we got chemistry mahz...if u get wad i mean...den again u always get wad i mean huh?

Ken misfired at 9:26 PM ---------------oOo---------------

its gettin interestin... labond wants deir contact? woaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh hahez sia...

Anonymous misfired at 7:35 PM ---------------oOo---------------

woah..cliches are okay..hmm japanese tourists with camera in hand are cliches too..at least bang got the use of the literary device "cliche" right..i can't say the same for ufeemism tho..but nvm it's okay i don't usually find fault in such minute stuff:) but u can take my WORD for it a friendly gonna come up..and oh btw it's not a war we're having here..it's only an exchange..

oh..what's with the ying yang twins..causing so much havoc..

Anonymous misfired at 3:20 PM ---------------oOo---------------

discipline...
cliche lyk max...
kudos 2 ivna 4 pointin out wad e others r up to nwadays...(note:ivna=3)
anyway it seems dat many visitors frequent our blog...hmmm i guess our blog provides dem wif e intellectual n emotional sustenance dey so sorely lack in deir bland, imperfect(euphemism for pathetic) lives...
in any case e more e visitors e beta...mayb some1 might drop us a msg to play a frenly agnst us...it wil b a wonderful time for both teams...here we take defeats in stride, n embrace victories wif pride...
oh n well done to e admin/orginization comm 4 attemptin 2 arrange a frenly...hopefuly it materialises (stop BEATIN around e bush) n more hopefuly(pardon e grammar...or country grammar) we can BEAT e BEATTIE sec team...cheers!(note:attemptin=3)
lastly i haf realised a trend of indiscriminate use of one of our all-time fav. terminology...e word(or is it considered a word huh max?)---hoteh/hoeteh(my version)...even e fugly twins in hc seemingly haf deir own fuglistical version---hotteh...its apparent dat dey dun lyk our HOT EH? or our HOEteh...n rather dey haf employd e use of HOTTEH...hmmm didnt noe dey were addictd to tea...
zhi ming n i were rather passive n disinterestd in conversin wif dem though it remains a mystery y labond-mbate king...had n wantd2haf deir msn contacts...if i were u i would jus haf bloc dem...for my info on en bloc sales, call agent GAYTRIX@ at www.hoteh.blogspot.com...insane, nt me...kyle la...
discipline...

Ken misfired at 12:54 AM ---------------oOo---------------

Monday, May 03, 2004

same sentiments wid ivna...

Anonymous misfired at 10:44 PM ---------------oOo---------------

could not understand.. y is there such a gay war between the top two gays in the team.. lyk wat i owaes say.. max u need a brainwash.. dun gay la kenbang.. all the dcp n ipt had got me goin crazy.. y not be lyk dennis.. focus on ur maths s paper.. or labond mbatin..

Ivan misfired at 2:37 PM ---------------oOo---------------

two..gay leh kenbang..oops that would make it 3 words wouldn't it..den again kenbang isn't a word..;) horny leh..bang..not much ideas..

Anonymous misfired at 1:41 PM ---------------oOo---------------

Sunday, May 02, 2004

i stil feel dat gay ley max is more obvious n straightforward den gay ley kenbang...hahaz...
hmmm...since max doesnt lyk my use of euphemisms...den i shal change e word surreal to fake...hehez...
anyway e main pt of e post was to kick start e org of more frenlys...n to bring up e pt dat de short form for discipline-DCP,its actually the brand of a clothing line...nt de line dat we use to hang up clothes though...so anywayz DCP stands for deliciousclothingfrompavalon n DCP shirts commonly haf e pic of an ape n e words bathin ape on it...
lastly...i prefer max's posts on his blog rather den on dis...ur posts seem more incoherent on dis blog...rather e posts on tapis seems to b more cohesive n organised...hahez

Ken misfired at 9:45 PM ---------------oOo---------------

talking about stealing..there are so many things we can steal..or we steal without actually taking notice..like say..1) hearts 2) magnolias 3) glances 4) my sunshine

if you still don't get it..

Anonymous misfired at 8:49 PM ---------------oOo---------------

like whatever..quite gay ley kenbang..then again that would be stating the obvious wouldn't it..just like an obvious pass..i've a simple plan..friendly coming up soon would prolly be against beatie sec team..more like comprising of some players from beatie sec soccer team plus a few other pirates..but it'll only be in june..becuz unlike most of us..they have to study..

and about the goalposts..well it really reminds me of the state of politics in singapore..haha..did you get that..ok nvm..moving the goalposts indeed..the gahmen moves the goalposts..which is why the opposition party is firing blanks..

i heard hc having lotsa inter fag and inter ct and inter cca competitions..talking about proving a point..

and kenbang does know quite a fair bit about literary terms and devices..talking about euphemisms..i'd say lack of creativity is an euphemism for totally not funny..it works both ways actually..haha;)

come nj watch nationals 2nd round la.

Anonymous misfired at 8:47 PM ---------------oOo---------------

Good point brought by kenbang dere... now tt hcjc grnd has goal posts again... so unca chong nv steal em uhzzzz... fuck him lahz

Anonymous misfired at 2:17 PM ---------------oOo---------------

stop al e DCP leh...infringin trademark rights lorz...DCP stand for DeliciousClothingfromPavalon...max's fav Bathing Ape shirts...but tot max's shirt r surreal(euphemism)...hahaz...or rather hahez...seriously damn_sian_ leh...org frenly leh...nw dat hcjc grnd has goal posts again...

Ken misfired at 1:22 AM ---------------oOo---------------