Saturday, January 31, 2004
AGES
since i last blog on the team blog..
rather busy nowadays.. can see that wayne is tryin to horny arond wif the odds.. acjc damn qiang lohz.. kayun did a great job updatin us wif the latest transfer despite the racist remark made by him.. the puntin team muz pull up their socks.. provide betta kt.. it's a fact that hc soccer lost 5-1 to ajc.. but it's also another fact that we scored our first goal.. i played lyk shit lahz.. deserved to be axed wif my performance todae.. kenbang played as last man lohz.. likoon did a better than his china counterparts.. zhiping has to build on his fitness.. ak injured again.. ethan's tackle was so damn evil.. the first guy to get an yellow card.. hope ak recovers fast.. hc soccer is growin.. we will win..
dunno wat is the team's opinion..
shu we get a frenly soon.. max can contact a first class RI team.. maybe we can even face travinseleven who complained we cant play football.. or any1 got any other contacts.. all r welcum..
selemat hari raya..
Ivan misfired at 11:57 PM
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Even better KTs...
AJC -2.5
Leeds lvl
Newcastle -.25
Nengz misfired at 10:45 PM
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superkt=manutd -1 1/2..
Anonymous misfired at 7:39 PM
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once again to clarify. HC havnt decide on e squad yet. havnt decide on e formation oso. havnt decide on e tactic. havnt decide on e player. everytik in a mess still cuz its still only our 2nd frenly. at least 3 friendlies will be play to decide e shats above. now e coach only wants to access individual ability. lets hope mi ivna kenbang n koon will be able to make e cut. while after e 3 frenly den c wad we can do. look at wayne's odd. wow. AC sheer become e champion.
Anonymous misfired at 1:15 PM
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malai.....tie zhu tang is hoteh lah...wah lao....rox my world
koon misfired at 11:08 AM
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a bit hypocritical there.. 20 for effort though with the odds..
solano to villa for $1.5m? sir bobby must finally be getting old...
i don't think parker's move will do anything for him, may even have an adverse effect on his career due to not playing enough.. am now starting to hate chelski like i did to manure..
i hope reyes proves his worth.. $20m is alot of quid.. but arse-nal need him cos ray parlour cant quite cut it anymore...
saha is a lil disloyal twat, it doesn't help that he's black...
Anonymous misfired at 9:38 AM
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KAYUN IS LAME... NJ vs JJ, HC vs AJ odds...
NJ win(4.3) draw(3.1) JJ win(1.5)
HC win(8.9) draw(6.0) AJ win(1.3)
Wayne misfired at 12:15 AM
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Friday, January 30, 2004
reyes -- arsenal
saha -- man utd
parker -- chelsea
solano -- villa
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rather horny transfers
Anonymous misfired at 9:53 PM
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Thursday, January 29, 2004
*Comedy Time : A time for comedy*
'HU'S ON FIRST' By James Sherman
(We take you now to the Oval Office and the conversation between George Bush and Condi Rice.)
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's whose name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. (Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
Anonymous misfired at 2:11 PM
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Sunday, January 25, 2004
n ya SOS... i carn connect to internet... using another com here... dunno how come although using e same broadband my laptop juz carn access e internet... it says carn find e server even though i checked e internet option n its identical wif dis com im using... when i try to sign in for msn... it says tt i mite be block by sum firewall but sumhow i go n check my firewall option was clear... v inconvenient to use public com to surf e net u c... a lot of restrictions... hoho... btw some horny chinese band to introduce... Tie Zhu Tang... got dis song FENG BAO quite hoteh... check it out...
Anonymous misfired at 1:00 AM
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hey ppl hows lyf. long tym nv blog here. mental block. CNY was cmi. went back msia n eat cum slp 3 daes. dunno y dis yr din realli feel much of e new yr atmosphere. mebbe moz of mi cousins went overseas. or mebbe economy nt v good. or simply its mi hu'd changed. met jeremiah arnd my mother's hometown (niang jia). wtf. world is so small. luckily din c max.
saw lots of soccer field in msia. even mi kampong oso got one better den SAS. okie more seriously, at least equivalent to turf city's. n my kampong llyrea not HUANG YE ZHI DI. can c y m league so hoteh. saw all e malai kids playing dere. surprisingly all of em wif boots. n mi without boots. so in e end nv go zup. mebbe join in when i go back nxt yr. kaoz. imagine mi bringin soccer boots back durin new yr. parents sure kb.
anw now i finally noe y msia dun sell street soccer shoes. u nid nt to play street soccer when soccer field is everywhere. kaoz. n yea msia is really soccer crazy. BO ER DUN roxorz. kiap si LI WU PU. all da KAI NI MI LE. btw hornyteamerz interested to play away friendly in msia? i got lobang. recently caught up wif my pri sch ppl. some of em were involved in some horny gang tt hav dis soccer team. hahez sia. all da jalan besar.
Anonymous misfired at 12:54 AM
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Thursday, January 22, 2004
happy lunar new year folks. stay horny.
koon misfired at 3:23 PM
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Tuesday, January 20, 2004
okay..so here i am in m'sia..kota bahru to b exact..dun ask what or where..it's somewhere in kelantan which is like somewhere in btw thailand n malaysia..okay so wells..surprise surprise..my uncle has broadband..and damn has he been naughty..so i'll b here for the next week..be back only on monday evening..there rly isnt anyth to do cept to research..ivna..i'll b emailing u my mid-wk analyses..they have qte a decent punting scene in msia btw..quite complex..quite intricate..quite illegal..hope to receive some zhun zhun m'sia kts..i'll post asap..
and there's astro here..every damn channel..n btw..m'sia shows sex n the ct..jerry springer..david letterman..and we thot m'sia was strict n cunttight..fuck..m'sia is a progressive state..a fact belied by its tudung garb wearing women n a fact reaffirmed by its incestloving peoples..
hc vs. nj..goodluck to teammates playing for their respective sides..gives new meaning to "bukit timah derby" uhh...er derby as in horce-racing..geddit..geddit?
Anonymous misfired at 3:21 PM
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Sunday, January 18, 2004
sia la... brainest kid of spore sia...
Anonymous misfired at 11:18 AM
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Friday, January 16, 2004
who is dj meow? ur damn lame but not horny at all, wake up ur ideas! Ac funfair is the best in JCs lor but things r expensive there lor... like extortion, 10 bucks can even get a meal but its nice to come n let ur eyes have a good meal, for the pleasure of the eyes... Btw, debraoh of rgs who appeared in SIngapore's bRainest Teemager is in AC lorz...
Watever, its a good time, just come or u all have to wait 2 more yrs...
Wayne misfired at 11:06 PM
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One day there was three people lost in the forest for 2 weeks. Their names were Bob, Jill and James. During this time they ran out of food and search all around to find it.
They to a house old broken down house. They all agreed that Bob should go in the house to find food. So Bob went in and to his surpise he found an old lady. He ask the old lady if she can give up some food for himself and two other friends.
"I'll give you all the food you want. If you make love to me," replied the old lady.
Bob agreed that he should do it for himself and his friends. They want to the bedroom and, when the old took off her clothes, Bob was sick.
Bob then asked her if she can wear a bindfold. She agreed to put on the blindfold. Bob then said "Please excuse me I have to use the bathroom."
Bob went but not to the bathroom. Bob went to the kitchen to get a carrot and dipped the carrot in mayo. He went back to the bedroom and made love to her with the carrot .
After he was done he threw the carrot out the window. The old woman gave Bob some food in return. Bob went outside to give his friends some food.
"Hey guys I got some food," said Bob.
"We aren't hungry anymore. We found ourselves a carrot," replied Jill and James.
Anonymous misfired at 2:48 PM
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eh waynez... get a outing done leh... u pple got AC-milanese JC fun-o-rama fun fair right? coming up on the 21th feb?...ask who wanna go la... n maybe u could help us buy some tixs...
Nengz misfired at 2:27 AM
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Tuesday, January 13, 2004
hatrix yesterday with tonnes of assist, morale up till just got probas result, 1a2ao pass onli wtf... gay shit, study so hard to get just that? Wats with AC? not that i din work hard but y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y damn gay shit... less outing somemore. Curfewa n more...
Wayne misfired at 10:56 AM
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Monday, January 12, 2004
so hu were dose 3 lucky dudes..no..there's no luck involved..good vision..good research..good observation skills..good instinct..good guts..good knowledge of geography and history..tt's y i'm a arts student..wadever it is..it's only a hobby..that takes up the majority of our time..monday to sunday..no breaks..monday nite football..scotland premier league..french div1..eng div1..u name it..we play it..
being the kind souls that we are..the research team comprising of myself and ivna lim shall post our KANGTAOS 1/2 hr before kickoff..best is that yr runner provide to-the-minute betting..
-WANTED: CHEN CHEN-
6265-6595 cheebye la..
Anonymous misfired at 9:42 PM
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HOtEh
3 fellow members juz banged over 0.5k from the bookmakers thankz to a goaless draw at trafford.. so it's time to lavish..
i like to order..
tom yam seafood noodle upsize more soup more mussels..
olive rice wif the chilli powder and beef noodle chilli..
green curry chicken noodle..
the pad thai noodle wif xtra peanuts..
ultra hot thai blachan rice..
my fav steam cod fish..
usin msn to send over a plate of tapioca..
my cup of iced tea..
oh yeah..
saliva gushin out of my mouth..
Ivan misfired at 2:33 AM
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Sunday, January 11, 2004
campfire too hot needa cool down a bit wad
juz one more la
Q: wad does beez do wif deir honey?
A: dey cell em.
Q: wad does hornyteamerz do wif deir money?
A: dey deal em.
Anonymous misfired at 7:44 PM
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Its not funny lorz... a women with integrity is call a inte(ger)... in this case, not easy to find a young integer around me. Dogs n Cats r everywhere... Campfire was ookay except max left at the doorstep, realli not lame + lavender trix again. Saw many senior friends... some Uncles, aunties, beaches, quite a few babes... SStone was kiaping outside kap after dinner... hornying around with bai yi tian shi... first, its zhen-alan trix, then max-malai trix, whose next?
Wayne misfired at 6:21 PM
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to add some more icing to the coldness...
Q: wad do u call a person wid stones for his kornekz?
A: stonez...
zhen de hao xiao la.... gay trixz...
Nengz misfired at 1:35 PM
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ji leng
koon misfired at 11:19 AM
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Saturday, January 10, 2004
Q: wad do u call sum1 wif integrity
A: an integer
Q: wad do u call sum1 wif good manners
A: a politician
Anonymous misfired at 1:45 PM
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it juz irritates me to see a fake zyn goin round taggin on boards.. infantile n foolish.. this fake zyn seems to be able to derive pleasure frm tellin ppl that he has his balls hangin from his nose.. a loner tat has notik better to do.. i realli pity this person.. he can onli hide behind a mask n perform these pranks.. but nvr doubt his ability to talk rubbish n come up wif cold cold not funny jokes.. u can fake as neng or stonez.. u can even post as capriati and tag the same meanignless words.. whoever u are.. if i catch u.. i will squeeze ur balls n make sure those thingys realli hang from ur nose.. so good luck..
Ivan misfired at 3:08 AM
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hey hey hey... this blog has been dead for a week... come on man.. bet u pple got lotsa horny stuffs to tell... like any new cute candies arnd the block in ur skool n stuff like that... yar... time to revive our soccer trngs tog... team captains...take charge... another match within this month would be encouraging... consider the travins 11 and the mingwei 11, Dunmanites?
Nengz misfired at 2:35 AM
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Sunday, January 04, 2004
likoon is horny on n off da field... wed soccer at street, got Heskey here...
Wayne misfired at 6:57 PM
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Saturday, January 03, 2004
i din noe males have clitoris.........where izzit.....*search*
koon misfired at 2:45 PM
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Sexual Orientation 2004: Here's welcoming all fresh j1s to 2 years of self-discovery and self-pleasurisation..over the next week..our friendly orgy leaders will (attempt to get fresh wif u..why else do they call u fresh j1s) help u unravel the mysteries of wad i term "dual sexuality"..scientific research has shown that all babies..male and female and androgynous..are blessed with a piece of flesh we call the clitoris..we hope to help u determine ur sexual orientation....this way you'll be better equipped to handle the uncertainties of jc life..and i'm not jus referring to yr sexual preference..u'll each b handed a card..the different colors represent yr orientation..dun buy the shitty storylines n half-baked plots..there's no such thing as tribes,clans..wad have u..here goes..this my fren..is the real deal..this is orientation week..freshie..
Magenta-Gay
Pink-Lesbian
Aqua-Verygay
Fuschia-Verylesbian
Lime-Butchybutch
Black-Can't decide so i'll jus be a marilyn manson
Crimson-Metrosexual
Blood red-Verysexual
White-Straight(the most booorrrring pple in the world)
..Sexual Orientation Wk 2004..
..zynbound..
Anonymous misfired at 12:44 AM
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why do we need resolutions..wad are they..re-solutions to existing problems? the only solution is the final solution..i'm for soul cleansing..
Anonymous misfired at 12:29 AM
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My resolution for 2004 is 1152 x 864.
Anonymous misfired at 12:27 AM
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the real punting begins now folks..welcome chester into our growing community..i totally get wad ivna's tokkin..i mean seriously..all the rumourtism..rumors of whore..fark la seriously someone start compiling the gay word plays or shld i say punts i mean puns..labond has qte a few..kenbang's trix are supa gay la..
Anonymous misfired at 12:10 AM
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dun get wad ivna tokkin... wadeva los... hannah hannah... i got rumourtism la...
Anonymous misfired at 12:02 AM
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Thursday, January 01, 2004
2004.. cant wait for the showdown in portugal.. where the real puntin begins.. likoon is part of us now.. tt's a good news.. tml fridae.. those still interested in soccer may wanna warm their boots at our dear street soccer court in the afternoon.. then dinner at yummy thai.. wish wayne n malay good luck in findin their soul mates.. oopz i got it wrong.. they had found them.. jia you..
Ivan misfired at 6:07 PM
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www.oldfolkshome.com
dennis's fav site
happy new yr folks
reallie wish we still can kick ball often in j2
Anonymous misfired at 4:38 PM
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happy new year folks
koon misfired at 11:42 AM
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