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Friday, October 31, 2003

saw richard n his hoho 2dae uhz... along wif kenbang durin soccer trng... quite horny uhz... keep it up ladz...

Anonymous misfired at 10:45 PM ---------------oOo---------------

Wednesday, October 29, 2003

nj soccer camp... hope tt all hornyteamer in NJ soccer wun be AXED out of da team... pls pia for A team football... its very lame if u play so much soccer yet cant get into soccer team...

Anonymous misfired at 9:29 PM ---------------oOo---------------

Tuesday, October 28, 2003

firstly, the bbq is tentatively pushed to nxt sunday. hahez k la i noe that it has been postponed again and again, but seriously, pple count bu ru heaven count..so anyways yeah try to keep yr nxt sunday free..there shld be some la liga axn to catch la so ivna dun worri..

wayne u can do it so discard those hockey thoughts..hockey is only for canadians and paks and ppl with strange unkept beards..

this goes out to the ppl that face getting retained..all i can say is do yr best to appeal or re-exam or wadevr it is..jus do anything it takes to promote..we have to move on..

hafta announce that the team wun b taking in any new members..so sec4 dudes out dere..hold on to your application forms..we will get back to u once we get our academy and our feeder reserve squad ready..

Anonymous misfired at 11:13 PM ---------------oOo---------------

Monday, October 27, 2003

i'm glad most of you all have managed to -kan de kai- ... for all those that as malay said, hafta drop sub or retake another year, take it as a lesson well learnt. Manage your time well and give it your best shot next year. Don't be too depressed though, it's time for a break~

deNn~ misfired at 8:59 PM ---------------oOo---------------

horny kidz... glad tt im promoted... ABOF... after addin CA pnts BDOF... hafta drop chem... but hu realli cares... in da 1st place its oreaddy a bonus for me to get into huachong... congrates dose hornyteamerz tt promoted wif 4 subs... especially a certain SINNED hu found his life thru S papers... hopefully he can do our team proud academically... for those hu hafta drop sub... brudders... relac 2gether... for dose hu hafta retake da promo exam... dun giv up... juz take it as u hav one more yr of freedom... u can surely get pass da barrier wif more hard works n determinations... enjoy life wadever form it is in...

anywaez... all da bez for dose hu r yet to noe deir future...

Anonymous misfired at 3:45 PM ---------------oOo---------------

Serious ppl

realli wish.. stonez makes a point.. we hav to shape up.. max hav done the contact list.. max is kind enuff to org the bbq.. KEEP SAT FREE.. free of all the bz acts.. we will hav intensive field enrichment b4 we relax n bbq at max's holy palce.. kay ppl.. look out for possible frenlies.. the malay barbers cant entertain us due to the fastin season.. new members save up to purcahse the jersey.. stop draggin.. be more enthu everione.. hope ken n max can recover.. aniwae, a brillant team play is priceless.. realli wish we can doooo it..

Ivan misfired at 12:37 AM ---------------oOo---------------

Sunday, October 26, 2003

btw, hornyteamerz, its time for us to get serious about all da trngz tt we r ever plannin, but not playin... we seriously need all da field trngs if we r ever gonna to become a force to be reckoned wif, n if we ever wanna realli bring all da street court plays onto da field lyk all da brazillians, turks n moz importantly, da thaiz... to those hornyteamerz hu r ever bz... u can bring ur gf along for our trng... to those hornyteamerz hu r never ready... u can, too, treat da chinese high sch compound as ur 2nd home... we needa get familar wif each others position as well as ideaz... frm da past few matches our wins r more due to scrappy conditions, inferior opponents (relative to da likes of sch0rch3rs), a lil bit of luck, as well as sudden explosion of individual brilliance... i hope tt somedae we can actually win thru our game play... soccer is a team sport... it wud be lovely if we can outcast opponents by all da horny passin movementz rather den long ball hit n hopez... so hopefully things will turn better once max come out wif da contact list...

Anonymous misfired at 10:31 PM ---------------oOo---------------

1stly, lets celebrate tt max finally made up his mind for this long anticipated bbq.
2ndly, lets welcome our new team-mates YET AGAIN: so far da confirmed ones r manfred kenbang AK n mysteria, hu will be making deir jersey soon.
3rdly, congrates da sc0rch3rs for walkin over da RJC sex tay team 3-1.
n lastly, hail da hat trick hero at street court 2dae, hahez. hopefully tts a positive msg shown to da nigerian bananaz n sc0rch3r kiddoz, muahaha. :P

Anonymous misfired at 10:15 PM ---------------oOo---------------

i tink we shld remind ourselves that teh hornyteam and the scorchers are friends..we are from one big huazhong phamalee..just lads who live for the game..i realli wish that we'd still b able to meet up and kick each other about after we graduate or go ns or wadever it is that the phuture holds for us..scorchers..we love u..schornchers..

Anonymous misfired at 10:15 PM ---------------oOo---------------

event - bbq at max's hse
time - 6pm till the end of time
activity details - meeting much earlier in the morning for a lil kickabout
things to bring - loose change, a change of clothes, sense of humor

pls pass the msg around. cheers.

Anonymous misfired at 10:04 PM ---------------oOo---------------

Friday, October 24, 2003

hornyteamerz... very BZzzzzzz uhz...

Anonymous misfired at 11:35 AM ---------------oOo---------------

Thursday, October 23, 2003

eh sat we meet at NJ's open house? long time i haven;t been there liao. can jup jup around there... alright maxx... we can see you again...

deNn~ misfired at 11:17 PM ---------------oOo---------------

So now Cruz is thinking highly of himself?haha, why dont we show him some of the REAl TRIX on field and on street...

Ken misfired at 6:39 AM ---------------oOo---------------

Yea mao mao

few tiks to take note.. bbq shu be on next sat.. coz this sat is njc open house.. hopefulli we play field on sundae.. hav outins on deepA and sat.. richard and the other sec 4s shu study for now.. new members try to save up $$.. make jersey next week.. uneng shu confirm the match fast.. wayne shu transfer the funds for the match soon.. n oso the contact list shu be out soon.. we need to shape up.. den we r able to challenge the council team maybe..

Ivan misfired at 1:29 AM ---------------oOo---------------

so u mean dis is da andre tt beaten us?

"monday and tuesday were spent on FOS! results? well my class got 4th for bball gals and 2nd for netball! woohoo! i played in soccer and netball...
soccer was damn fun lah...we got kicked out in the 2nd round but i didn't expect to make it far anyway. aniway our first match was against jik's class which was 6-4...was damn scared when i saw jik was playing man. luckily he was off-form :P. we won 2-0 that game. our first attack led to a goal when i fed herng jer and he unexpectedly shot with his left foot into the opposite corner. for our 2nd goal, i pounced upon a bad throw from the keeper and though i shot straight at him, he let the ball slip from his fingers and it tricked past the line. tyco sia! hehe...sigh, but we were quite outclassed in the 2nd match against 6-9 and ended up losing 3-0...no big deal thoh, had fun aniway. "

Anonymous misfired at 12:48 AM ---------------oOo---------------

wad e hell... read this frm ANDRE DE CRUZ's blog... ji xiao zhang sia council...

"7 freaking days of physical activity. lemme recap. after that wonderful wonderful day on thursday, friday was filled with dance sessions where we learnt the council dance "scandalous", after which i went to play soccer at street court. once chorming came we were able to beat the 2nd team of the "horny team" 4v4 6-5! haha...quite happy about that. must say that chorming is so damn pro at soccer lor. the way he takes his shots...if he has a clear shot there's no room for error one. extremely clinical. "

zhen de you la... wads e idea... tmd... zuo gong liaoz ivan... organize frenly wif em n thrash em ALLLLLLL....

Anonymous misfired at 12:45 AM ---------------oOo---------------

Wednesday, October 22, 2003

Haha, finally hav time 2 online liao, tis blog is really really super chao ZAI!!! Erm, when is the bbq thingy har? I wanna join! N plz organise more friendly match leh, seriously i think it's very important, v r not TAT good lorz. Erm, our captain Ivan can organise some soccer trainings wad, v really need tat lorz. Pia papers now, sian...

R!cH misfired at 1:12 PM ---------------oOo---------------

horny la ivan... sat may hav trng... how... n todae u all llyrea wanna pon sch... i play field soccer alone izzit... lucky nv bring boots...

btw arsenal is gay... llyrea wanna lose to kiev...

Anonymous misfired at 11:49 AM ---------------oOo---------------

HApye deepa valae

will celebrate by havin field enrichment sessions hopefulli.. i dun wanna stay home n watch indu progrums.. sat got check papers.. den.. go jurong.. sumwhere near maxxx house to play field.. den bbq at max house.. stayover maybe.. so ppl start plannin.. time to feel the field ppl.. oso new members make jersey.. yea mao mao..

Ivan misfired at 1:46 AM ---------------oOo---------------

regardin to this weekends activities...

da hornyteam is tryin to get another frenly this weekend so tt we can be more prepared to face da malay barbers... so far considered opponents r 02tchs4A, 02tchs4B, as well as PRCs... waitin for deir reply... if seriously cant find any opponents... we'll at least hafta hav trainin among ourselves... actually hornyteam oreaddy hav 17-19 members now... provided full attendance, den plus a few more kiddoz here n dere... really not can play among ourselves too... so wads e idea? pls reply soon.

btw regardin to max's maxism bbq plan... guess it'll juz turn out da same as another great idea of him -- da k-box plan... cuz hornyteam is nEVER-READY...

Anonymous misfired at 12:13 AM ---------------oOo---------------

so enuff of all da craps. im a bit curious tt wad will happen when we meet again.

Anonymous misfired at 12:07 AM ---------------oOo---------------

n check this out, to find out wad happened 2dae...

Tuesday, October 21, 2003 :::

Mr Contradictory

a full march 21-gun salute to chengyi, andrew and mike. i still remember the pre prelim days when andrew would incessantly bug me to the courts at 5pm sharp, while rousing the entire library altogether, hauling ivan kelvin weicheng mingmao and all. i never knew they were so serious in training and winning for FOS, and those casual enquiries chengyi kept badgering about underbasket tricks, and the appropriate way of shooting.. i gave only 2 farts and 3 burps to them, little knowing each advice went down so deeply that led them to the victory of today's match against the staff.

but i was still disgusted at he, who played against david xingru and all. the hypocrisy of a friendly gesture after the defeat after a dayago's worth of taunts, was enough to stir enough emotion in me to lose some nerves. but just as i thought God had toyed my emotions for moments too long, i was wrong.
8 pm, and a very unhappy mr Lee (kai xin) summoned me to his office, and he embraced my palm pulling real close. no i wasn't about to be raped, but i could not forget yet another classic facial expression, a benign smile, and gentle words which struck deep into my heart. "you should have been the referee, that tianyu is too biased. and just because we're going to report his attitude about yesterday. don't you think so?"

a turmoil went through me. "yes i so damn agree" was just about to roll off my tongue when a voice prodded the back of my head. "no he wasn't biased"
"yes he was. and a big idiotic brute too."
"no he wasn't, the staff played dirty and you know it."

indeed, the staff played so dirtily and smelly-ly that they might have been stuffed into a proverbial elephant's asscrack and we wouldn't have noted any difference. zzzzzason chian was zzzzzzzooming here and there, grabbing at one of 60's player, while mr unhappy lee (kai xin) gave chengyi so many elbow-in-the-eye i wondered why he hadn't gotten thrown off the court. and so i knew it, mr lee happy was terribly unhappy and just wanted to fuel a fire to add to the commotion.
so i realised, the fury of an adult surpasses any other child-like idiot's tauntings. a hundredfold more wicked it had seemed, prying a glass rod between two fiery souls, attempting to shatter it, letting it bite into our hearts while laughing from a distance, and that was what the voice at the back of my head ranted. all in an instant.

but mr almighty wasn't so cruel. he spared me from answering, and my heart-to-heart talk with that very unhappy mr lee was interrupted by a phone call from heaven. muttering some excuse, i left his office in a haste, while snapping out my handphone to message xingru. perhaps, just perhaps, i realised that a little sanity still lingers in my veins as i walked out of the gate with jingfeng, all so confused and consumed.

::: posted by the voices that spoke in my head at 6:48 AM

Anonymous misfired at 12:04 AM ---------------oOo---------------

Tuesday, October 21, 2003

yea. check this out, to find out wad happened yesterdae.

Monday, October 20, 2003 :::

Alas

i admit i've been a naughty little boy today.
in all honesty, i did referee the first half of the match justly, and i was as fair as a skinned peking duck, but the second half proved to be a nightmare as he took on 66 like they killed his parents or something. what more, ah gan is his vicecaptain and teammate, how would they ever be able to play as one after FOS?

and then he unleashed an elbow at jeremy's throat for a postup, while a shrill whistle escaped my lips as i meted out a technical foul against him. thats when all hell broke loose, middle fingers flew erect amidst his palm and his tongue began an incessant wag of profanities. at the ball, at the opponents, at jingfeng, at me. lalala, being the omnipotent referee, i was given the edge so he (took off his shirt and) started playing devilishly rough and strode up to me and presented a challenge.

of course, i would have been pissed if i were in his shoes. our enmity existed the days of chinese high when we were still butt-hugging-khaki-pants kids who gambled at the school's lan shop. and one of my gambling mates had fought him before, yet and again, at the basketball courts, nonetheless being of no concern to holy me.
and who could forget the unfounded propaganda that i had sprained his ankle intentionally to get a place in the basketball team when he had landed on my feet on his own accord? in all biasness, he wouldn't even have gotten a place in the team if his ankle had been hot from high heaven and all.

so he got really pissed. but most unfortunately he didn't leave for the toilet, and he persisted in a violent game which ended in the bruises and scars of poor jeremy, the taunted eyes of ah gan and team, the louting of spectators, and of course, a challenge. a challenge which i could not refuse, as i taunted him further to hit me. for real. it would hurt but as Newton says, action equates reaction, and what more, he would be expelled while i'd ascend into the roll of honours for not retaliating. this i admit, was downright evil and in retrospect, a calamity as i had unearthed a 3-year acrimony which would spread amidst the team for next year.

but how could i have resisted? a full blown challenge in front of a hundred witness by my closet nemesis. in any case, the image of his face contorting into an ugly form was a classic, as mr lee took down his name and all, while huang lao shi was telling me in that politically-correct tone of his that a report will be out and we shouldn't resort to violence. sigh, am i evil or what.
in any case, i went home today in a whirl of emotions. grateful was i for the tide of messages that asked me to cool down, elated about the apparent victory, tired from the hoopla and hoohaa, yet dispirited that i've officially upgraded this stranger to an enemy. may i add in 2 cents worth of apologies to nikki and xiaoyuan for picking a squabble with him instead of the other 291648098 people i could've, and more importantly, xingru who had tried so hard to integrate him into the team yet now faces a more difficult task.

The world needs anger. The world often continues to allow evil because it isn't angry enough, at least i've done my part for the world.

[addendum]
no i resisted the temptation, time and again, to post his name. for that would only prove to descend to his level, letting fly malicious tales about others.
and don't ask me, for i could speak of a hundred more beautiful things than this.

::: posted by the voices that spoke in my head at 7:57 AM

Anonymous misfired at 11:58 PM ---------------oOo---------------

kenbang uhz... finally putting up a tag board... good plae... so bz-ing deleting those obscene msg posted on it?

update for F.O.S ... my team won ivna thru penalty... after a nil-nil draw... n advanced all da way to semi-finals, only to be beaten by 6-towers by 1-0... damn it... could hav won da match myself... dribbled pass 3 players but failed to score da decisive goal... guess da injury yesterdae is still botherin me... i can only play after puttin all da hu pi gao yaoz... den faced yukai in da 3rd placings... some horny backheel for lilu to score our opener sia... but fuck ley... e 2nd goal i scored was dissalowed i dunno for fuck... den in dying minutes our defence let in a cheap goal... n we crashed out as 4th in such a gh3y manner... sigh... n thx to miss chen... really wanna make our team play 3 consecutive matches... only got one match to rest after beating ivna... still managed to overcome da physical aggression of some uncas like diyan n michale, shud i sae, wif ease... budden we muz face S62 immediately... i was injured oreaddy... dey realli not da stamina class...n lilu was kicked by da sixtowers on his stomach durin match... n we hafta play yukai immediately after 6towers... realli not... i realli wish i wasnt injured yesterdae... n dere will be no worry for me to conserve energy... n i can sprint up n down da whole court n kiap all da opponents while attack wif more speed... ARGHHHH... i realli wish...

so its all over... 6towers won da final 4-2... heard tt our team member bingchen scored 2 goals tt match... but i think e strongest opponent dey've met is our team sia... hahez... S65 was 2nd after beating yukai's class S67 thru penalty... whereas yukai's class clinched da 3rd after beating my class by half a goal... cuz i still dun get it y my goal was disallowed... but wadever... guess da hornyteamerz have dominated this contest... me scorin 5+1 goals in total, bingchen 3 goals, ivan, clement, kenbang 1 goals each... hope tt in sumday we can c chinese high kiddoz dominate da A division tournament... mebbe not only hornyteam, but all da sc0rch3rs n cockeleduralez will all come together to fa yang hua zhong jing shen... now llyrea not horny... all da JC's including HC NJ SA AJ NY TJ AC n even RJ (accordin to sum source) got chinese high kiddoz in deir respective soccer team... surely more den 30 if we add everyone of em together... heard tt VJ hav scouted several sec 4 kiddoz too... dunno true or not... if true llyrea not hoteh... facin all da same old brand new youz in nxt yrs tournament... :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous misfired at 11:00 PM ---------------oOo---------------

Didnt go to school today, feeling really sick, so resting and slacking at home, have been at the computer all day, trying some CM trix... So how was the match between stonez and ivna? Pls update... seriously regret that I couldnt be in school today to witness this superb clash of horniness... Haha
So its max's bday? Happy bday :) So is the BBQ or whatever this Sunday? When's the next kick-about? I dont mind if its tomorrow(Wednesday), think I should be able to recover from this bout of illness in time for any activities tomorrow...though still not totally match fit...(CM trix again)
So upcoming activities: Kickabout(tmr or anytime this week), BBQ or whatever(this weekend-for max's day), Match against some Ma Lai Tong Bao(when?-Uneng)...Interesting uhhz...so many activities...

Ken misfired at 1:56 PM ---------------oOo---------------

Monday, October 20, 2003

btw heard frm ivna tt its max's bdae 2dae... realli wish him a happy bdae... realli larz...

Anonymous misfired at 9:30 PM ---------------oOo---------------

hcjc F.O.S so far so good... at least for soccer... all of da hornyteamerz hu participated in da soccer competition got deir name on da score sheet... great achievement... so far its 3 frm me n 1 for ivna, kenbang as well as CLEMENT each... n sumtik to mention ivna's team beat denzyl's team, whereas clement scored against yukai's team though his team finally crashed out 3-2... hoteh... tml me facin ivna... hopefully ivna wun did wad someone did to me 2dae durin basketball match... really wanna play liddat... considerin he 2 yrs klassmate wif me summore, n im nv his rival... FUCK OFF... really wanna deliberately knock me... jibai... i noe our class bball zai... was tying den... im lucky for not sufferin frm major injuries... but oreaddy black green in my thigh... cant bent my right leg now... wondering how am i goin to face ivna tml durin soccer match... fuck... seriously... n his attitude sux... to e extent tt he almoz fight wif e refree seekerwk... another classmate of mine was elbowed by him on stomache too... only akan avoided da disaster cuz dey bball team mates, or maybe akan cleverer to protect himself... fuck... so very happy to win in xtra time izzt? even ur team mates feel ahamed of u... kong llyrea not apologised lyk dog to every each of us abt ur behavior... glad tt kong still noe sumtik called sportsmanship... although hes a beeg beeg buaya...

Anonymous misfired at 9:29 PM ---------------oOo---------------

Happy Bdae to Maxxx... hohoz... one more year to legalize smokin drinkin clubbin and bettin... n maybe marrying ur beloved... hohoz...

Nengz misfired at 9:14 PM ---------------oOo---------------

Really wanna compare me to zihan... "WeiJia and ZiHan:Made some saves and caught the ball well, but let in a wee-bit too many goals" whats the idea? As if my fault that conceaded 4 goals... i conceaded 2 in 80min. U want cleanshit then ask kayun to be la, he play LB also got so many blunders, but he is lucky n recovered well la. BTW, i dun think i am continuing to stay in soccer, coach is frozing me out like alex did to barthez. My PC kenna virus so onli can use comp in sch... tmr soccer 2.4, must be less than 10 min, my timing without injury is 13++, donno how la... its freaking me out. GD luck pple.

Wayne misfired at 3:53 PM ---------------oOo---------------

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. had a thrillin experience wif the malay expert.. good comments from kenbang.. we had good and friendly opponents.. they presented us wif a good game.. thankz sixtoez.. aniwae.. we need to build up the defence.. passin definitely not there.. we still stucked in our street court matrix.. so enrichment sessions will be carried out.. shu be onn wednesdae or on our dear deepavaLi.. we will encounter da malay barbers this weekend or next weekend.. keep weekends free of those busy activities.. new members gotta make jerseys this weekend hopefulli.. around 50 buckz.. tt's all fooks.. fos here i cum.. though i may not be involved..

Ivan misfired at 1:04 AM ---------------oOo---------------

Sunday, October 19, 2003

wa kenbang got time to blog dun hav time to cum down n play at ur home grnd... anywae... 2dae's kiapingz at ang moh kio was rather hoteh... especially when me finally found da touches back after i decided to pull my pants a bit higher cuz its made by jeans material n it's not realli flexible... zhen de bu yao run riot towards da malays... showed moz of em tt CHINESE can play better den em... though still got one particular shen zhe tt none of us can match... in fact mebbe only an de shen can match... but dey different style sia... dis malay is ultimate trixter... i think he is our SHI FU sia... n cant stand his passings... nv noe malay got such creative brains... sorry i cant describe wad he did which stunned us like how can we stunn others :X due to my limited vocabs... hopefully max or nengz or ivna will like to share wad they've seen after reading this... llyrea not all da NIKE FREE STYLES...

Anonymous misfired at 10:44 PM ---------------oOo---------------

Here's my evaluation of the match on Friday:
Report Card:
Neng:Did not score but played a considerable role in the goals scored...his HUGE presence was felt throughout the pitch
Ivan:Performed well on the left flank and was rewarded with a goal, though it wasn't scored by his TOES, but by his KORNETTOES...haha
Richard:Scored through a well-taken free-kick, and did enough for a whole match in only a half
Lixing:Showed his ability to play in midfield and defence on the left flank, and was unlucky not to have gotten on the scoresheet, especially with a cheeky chip which just crept over the crossbar
Clement:Steady at right-back position and was on the end of a blatant foul which led to us conceding a goal
Delwyn:Rock in the heart of defence, thanks to him that we did not conceded more goals
Ken:Scored 2 goals and run the right flank down, was unlucky not to have gotten a hat-trick, and take the match ball home. After dribbling past 2 defenders and being through on goal, shot straight at the keeper in injury-time.
ZhiPing:Intercerpted many passes and was a force to be reckoned with in the centre midfield
SerHwee:Scored 2 goals and helped marshal the midfield well, together with ZhiPing helped us dominate the midfield
SunTing:Super-substitute whom I assume passed his trial, a good left-back
KarYun:Not very steady at times but overall, performed quite well
WeiJia and ZiHan:Made some saves and caught the ball well, but let in a wee-bit too many goals

Anyone I lefted out? On the whole, the team clinched a well deserved victory...looking forward to the next fixture!

Ken misfired at 8:55 PM ---------------oOo---------------

some piece of good news here... our number 14 richardo reportedly was scouted by VJC... if he's lucky enuff to join VJC tt'll be some boast for our team... cuz he can pass all da VJ trng trixorz on here, muahahaha...

on a more serious tone, hornyteam needa organize FIELD TRAININGs... now we hav 19 members... can form 2 teams... heard tt sc0rch3rs hav started deir trng... we shall get some for ourselves too... our plays currently weren't really wad we r supposed to play... all da short passing movements not dere... needa get field trngs n get use to it...

Anonymous misfired at 12:59 PM ---------------oOo---------------

Friday, October 17, 2003

HornyTeam 6 : 4 Sixtowers

guess we just knocked 6 times at their towers.... causing all of them to fall....llyrea not....all but perfect, match was plagued wid fouls, injuries, dissent n absolute Farked up WATS-ON ideas....yet like always... horny team thrives well on rainy weathers.... hahez... 100% record in such conditions.... just like wad great prophecy uneng has predicted... llyrea hoped Singapore Pools can open our match... then can buy -1.5 balls... damn...

on a lighter note... we hav played 2 SERIOUS matches and won both... but our stats doesnt really reflect wad we r capable of....9 goals 6 conceded... llyrea not the real madridz...we always have to cover up for goals conceded... wonder if the days of goal drought reaches us... wad will we do? muz start learning brimingham liaoz.... try n concede as little as we can...

2 Goals : Richard, Kenbang, Reaper
1 Goal : Nengz, Ivna, Stonez

P.S. juz found out a couple of plyers from the towers can be future wrestling stars... all the ankle locks and pinfalls... uppercuts and lowbroz... Knn... llyrea not...

Nengz misfired at 11:15 PM ---------------oOo---------------

saya practisin GP sia...

Anonymous misfired at 10:36 PM ---------------oOo---------------

a win is a win... hornyteam fought a hard won victory over da sixtowers... da match started wif hornyteam puttin immediate pressure... mysteria n nengz celebration of pole dance was cut short as e goal was ruled out by ref... howeva kenbang made up da dissapoinment wif a simple tap in after everyone missed da cross frm mysteria... hornyteam was in control of da match ever since den... mysteria den added da second n third goal wif a cheeky tonjo n a long range effort, threathenin to bring da match ball home... howeva juz as hornyteam was hangin on cloud nine, sixtowers managed to pull us back on earth... a marvellous overhead kick frm boon hui b4 halv time gave da sixtowers sumtik to play for... so 2nd halv started wif hornyteam a bit shaggered... sixtowers managed to add another goal... wif boonhui scorin again, though crapment was left on da floor while he was advancin... howeva da introduction of richardo certainly brought new breeze to our attack... a bend it like thierry henry free kick restored our 2 goal lead... hornyteam dominated again... wif kenbang scorin his 2nd frm a creative ivna chip, n team captain ivna addin himself to da score sheet after knockin a richardo's cross into da net wif his kornehttoz... 6-2 now... quite horny... da hornyteam could hav conclude everything when richardo curled a corner into da far post... howeva it was disallowed again for some weird reasons... den some injury happenin here n dere hindered da team's proggression... in this period of time... da sixtowers brought in sixfourer cryff n EX-SIXFOURER m3r... i guess da marn hu made da substitutions would win da MANAGER OF THE YEAR AWARD... llyrea nort... a strange decision frm assistant refree watson resulted leonard scorin frm da spot... den a counter attack frm m3r let cheung boon lobbin our sub keeper zihan... hornyteam had to clinge on da lead wif nengz n ivna both limpin ON da pitch... a disastrous last 10 minutes was endured as da match finally ended wif da sixfourers changin da scoreline for da sixtowers frm 6-2 to 6-4...

personal wise... wasnt at my best todae as i played make-shift DM due to some reshufflin cuz of max's injury... had some nice one twos wif ivna... able to tidy da midfield up wif some interceptions n tackles on a few occassions... but overally failed to pull da strings... me not aggressive n strong enuff to play DM n kiap playerz... especially da last 10 minutes rather tired... nt much supports frm da attackers uhz... a bit unlucky on my chances to go at goals too... 1st time llyrea not dribble open liao den some two footed lunge frm behind almoz end my career... howeva i think Albert more unlucky as i originally was aimin to kick wif full force on da ball, n his lunge ended up me kickin on his flyin body... paiseh if he injured... den 2nd time llyrea not oso get pass player liao but my boots was left behind n i blasted da ball to mARs... gh3y out la...

on da team's play... needa be more flowin... more passes arnd... juz like how we play on street sia... hafta get trng sessions like sc0rch3rs so tt we r more confident on movin da ball arnd... anw... a tribute to da 3 new members hu hav flourished on deir debut 2dae... mysteria n kenbang got 2 gls each... perfect start for em... whereas sun ting did well playin left back too... gd play lads... keep it up...

hornyteam line-up:
Wayne (Zihan), Sun Ting, Crapment, Kyle, Delwyn, Lixing (Richardo), Kenbang, Ivna, Stonez, Mysteria, Nengz

sixtowers line-up:
Toaloy, John, Ivan, Richard Bahtara, AK, Albert (Cryff), Cheung Boon, Boon Hui, Stix (M3r), Leonard, Jason Pang

Scorers:
Kenbang(2), Mysteria(2), Boonhui(2), Ivna(1), Richardo(1), Leonard(1), Cheungboon(1)

Anonymous misfired at 10:36 PM ---------------oOo---------------

YIMMAY

Reaper_9 misfired at 10:30 PM ---------------oOo---------------

so here are the odds..

max out.. wayne doubtful.. labond unavailable..

will to fight and win.. a tribute to zhi ming..
against all odds.. may luck be wif us..

Ivan misfired at 12:09 AM ---------------oOo---------------

Thursday, October 16, 2003

yea. so exams all over. a bit screwed up for LEP cuz e poem i skipped came out as a 20 mark question. budden dun think it'll affect my s paper, since im a malay afterall, muahaha... had a lil warm up wif some of our team mates 2dae immediately after exam... form dipped a bit after 5 dayz of muggin without soccer... rather dissapointed wif certain ppl's attitude... i think no matter e circumstance is we shall play to win... even though our opponents might be minnow dickoz... general impression is tt our sharpness n awareness deproved... n accordin to our dear team captain n spy ivna who observed da sixtowers trng session yesterdae, e sixtowers stunned da street court wif deir unique style of playin... so team-mates dunnot be too cocky but expect da unexpected... its all about e determination to win... juz like da match against K-11... i certainly hope tt we can rise up to e occassion tml... juz like how we used to face e jega team in street court, hahez...

btw hornyteam is facing defensive crisis currently... wayne is doubtful tml so kahyun might need to shift in btw da post... max injured... delwyn hafta play centre back... lixing hafta move in frm full back position too... big problem seriously... one solution might be ivan left back... den we get labond strike n richard left wing... den me n serhwee will play deeper instead of e original idea of both of us playing a more attacking role... wadeva... we shall c tml... some max's NJ A-liscence tactic shall bring us da results we're lookin forward to...

Anonymous misfired at 10:04 PM ---------------oOo---------------

all rite..exams r over!!! horny..can't wait for da match to start..all pumped up for it liaoz..but where r we going to play at? are there any goal posts? ic..when's Max's bday uh? happy bday

Reaper_9 misfired at 4:16 PM ---------------oOo---------------

but wad if max BEND IT LIKE BECKHAM? my last paper in 2 hrs time... cant wait to kick some ballz after that... yoyoyo... life after promoz roxorz...

Anonymous misfired at 10:53 AM ---------------oOo---------------

so ivna.. wheres the location again? hcjc field? ask permission liao? seriously pumped up for the showdown... i hereby wish maxxx a happy birthday u mudderpharker.... try my best to grab a penalty for that bdae boy as present...

Nengz misfired at 5:22 AM ---------------oOo---------------

Wednesday, October 15, 2003

so max's gonna turn 17 too uhz... cant peter pan 4eva... no wonder he wants da team to go bbq at his hse... how bout some good news frm EPL this weekend... can Man Utd do it against Leeds? can Chelsea do it against Arsenal? can Fulham do it against Wolves? can Boro do it against Newcastle? can Bolton do it against City? n moz importantly... can Portsmouth do it against Liverpool?

Anonymous misfired at 10:05 PM ---------------oOo---------------

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a true hornyteam.. the blog is flooded wif posts.. took saya such a long time to scroll up.. everione get ready.. those who lost direction in life after the promos can try findin a new path at da street court tml at 4pm.. fridae is a big day.. pray for breeze, but not rain.. n oso a pitch to allow our skills to flourish.. a hard clinched draw against the the sixtowers will be ideal.. i urge everione to be on time on fridae.. esp ivanlim.. ss court 1130.. bring bolas preferably.. camera frm max.. match begins at 4.. 35mins per half.. opponents try to be punctual.. aniwae a victory will be an awesome birthday present for maxxx..

Ivan misfired at 6:03 PM ---------------oOo---------------

all da mind games going on uhz...

Anonymous misfired at 4:54 PM ---------------oOo---------------

Tuesday, October 14, 2003

eh relax lar... wah liewz.... haha... aiya think our team is our class people only lar... dun hav outside class outside hc pple lar.... other than maybe criff lar.... or unless we not enuff pple on that day den ask them play la....

L-vin misfired at 11:06 PM ---------------oOo---------------

according to reliable sources, 6towers r boasted by da possibility of zhenzhou playing... so hornyteamerz pls be prepared for e tough... we nv noe hu r e new members for 6towers... sekali like last time vs k-11 liddat suddenly got kem n EDMUND pop out one... certain team mates hav not touch deir balls since promo... better get some practise b4 da match... go train ur sharpness n fitness... interested call me b4 thursdae... maybe we arrange a small trng thursdae evening for 2 hours or so? we muz win this one by anymeans...

their current squad(version 6.2b)

toahloy, SINNED, AK, cryff, john, ivan yap, albert, STIX, cheungboon, boonhui, jason pang, leonard, bahtara, zhenzhou, weilin

btw richard wif his gal at west mall? rather horny... nv c his gal b4... only heard... or mebbe u mean richard bahtara? his gal is in my class uhz...

Anonymous misfired at 10:43 PM ---------------oOo---------------

This Fridae Line-Up

*Wayne, Kyle, Sinned, Maxxx, Crapment, Lixing, Del, Kenbang, Ivna, Stonez, Reaper, Richardo, Nengz, Labond

Nengz misfired at 10:08 PM ---------------oOo---------------

Btw that was my first post...haha

Ken misfired at 9:37 PM ---------------oOo---------------

Looking forward to the match... Stonez asked me to borrow jersey from Bing Chen, will do just that... But can we finalise the line-up? Is it KenBang,Stonez,Reaper and Delwyn as midfield? Really want to win this match... though personally I think the score-line will be quite close...

Ken misfired at 9:36 PM ---------------oOo---------------

Hahez..saw richard at wezmall jus now..he was with his gal yea and he wans me to inform everyone that he will be turning up for friday..he looks all ready for the match..make no mistake abt that..now who are these SIX TOWERS that we will b facing..do you mean like six really-monolithic-huge-gigantic-gargantuan-hulks with 7-inch..-gulp- er feet? so who exactly are the six towers? an underground literati-esque circle perhaps?

hmms with all the odds coming in from our in-house bookmasters, realli wish that we won't be at odds with the sixtowers on the day itself..btw has evrione been informed..nj ppl incl. del,bond,reaper,kyle are aware and i just msged clement..how abt lixing?thnx..

once upon a time..liverpool were defending champions..and by that i mean they won leagues and cups and titles..if you haven't already spotted the potential of a pun in the very phrase when used in the context of liverpool..hahez well liverpool..in their heyday were the champions of defending their goal mouths..packing teh defence with the unmistakable sea of red..lining seven men across the goalmouth..but now..in the epl era..liverpool..well yea..they defend..but the only defending they do is not on the pitch..but off it..liverpool has lost the very asset of their game that has enabled them to scale european mountains and cast opponents aside..now..all liverpool do is defend..defending their poor performances..making excuses that run the gamut from sexless evenings to broken hearts..in fact..the ppl who should be complaining about sexless evenings and broken hearts are the punters..no money no sex..well if we..i mean they had money..we'd..they'd be able to enjoy the lifestyles of the rich and famous epl players..laying their seeds of lust (and love) at any given opportunity..to cut the long story short..liverpool fans..i'm sorry that you'll are in such a sorry state..

Anonymous misfired at 6:51 PM ---------------oOo---------------

Monday, October 13, 2003

wa... wayne uhz... THE BEST IS YET TO BE...

hopefully we can play wif passion, n win wif compassion on fridae thou...

Anonymous misfired at 11:07 PM ---------------oOo---------------

wth... almoz typed hornyteam.blower.com juz now... e new layout is nice... all da KAKI background... quite horny...

uneng's odds ji hoteh... heard tt ivna is dealin wif e HC PE staff for da field... realli wish can play on better ground... i got fuckin PW fridae morning... hopefully u all can come n rescue me out of tt PW shit ASAP...

oh ya... tok abt promo... hoteh... i will be e 2nd hornyteamer after bing-chen to drop sub... finished my chem paper so early tt i can use e time to memorize every single alphabet on da question paper... FINISHED no doubt... formattin C drive now... C stands for CHEMISTRY...

Anonymous misfired at 9:56 PM ---------------oOo---------------

dis gotta be it..nvr seen a much better bet at odds 7.5..i buy myself to score..any takers? i'll bet on 1st throw in, 1st corner to da sixtowers n 1st foul by da hornyteam..pls remember to pass me da ball so i can kick it out..
latest update : *Reaper juz went downstairs for some self-training..n he feels gd..no doubt he's gonna score some goals..
oh ya..n no more punting for me..stop going back to da past liaoz..haiz..shhhhh
Morale for match : Superb
Morale for promos : F***

Reaper_9 misfired at 8:16 PM ---------------oOo---------------

More Odds

Scorers

Richard Batara.......4.50*
Leonard.......7.50
Albert.........9.00*
Choon Boon.........9.00
Jason Pang.........14.00

Richardo........5.00*
Nengz..........6.00*
Reaper..........7.50
Stonez.........8.00
Ivna........15.00

*star bets

Special

- First throw-in
Hornyteam 1.70
SixTowers 1.90

- First Foul
Hornyteam 1.90
SixTowers 1.70

- First Corner
Hornyteam 1.80
SixTowers 1.80

Predictions

Ah Bookie says 5-2 to Hornyteam.

Edwin Yeo says 3-1 to SixTowers.

Brian Miller says 2-1 to SixTowers.

Kan Tau says 4-2 to Hornyteam.

Pls bet accordingly to related infomation, for additional enquiries, pls contact Ivna at home(68812064). Thank you for your support. Good Luck.

Nengz misfired at 6:47 PM ---------------oOo---------------

Nengz misfired at 6:07 PM ---------------oOo---------------

sequel to " days to go " ...

Latest Update
*Our first choice keeper wayne could be out due to a fracture thumb cause by digging too much gold from his nose.... Status:Doubtful
Even if he play.... OddsCleansheet 1:101, above 2.5 goals conceded 1:1.01
*Team captain Ivna having serious chest pain and cramps.... suspected breast cancer.... Status:To be confirmed later
Even if he play.... OddsHornyteam 2.45 Draw 3.25 SixTowers 2.55 Hornyteam -1.5 4.40 SixTowers +1.5 1.02

*odds r flactuating fast, for good odds punt quick....onli applicable for serious punters like maxxx, reaper or wah ming, interested parties pls contact Ivna at home(68812064)

Nengz misfired at 5:59 PM ---------------oOo---------------

days to go

blog is salvaged for the better or the worst.. fridae is da match.. hope we can clinch a draw.. 45minz per half.. no injury time.. side field wif postz.. will be good if we can get better field.. line-up is secret.. 4pm.. we will meet up earlier.. eat then go down to the field n hot up.. realli wish wayne can clean sheet..

Ivan misfired at 5:46 PM ---------------oOo---------------

isit? anyone noe where is St. Wilfred's? heard it's ard 50? nt sure..for 2 hrs..no referees la..but da field quite nice..according to da nj captain..somewhere near tchs too..so when's da match? isit on?

Reaper_9 misfired at 4:11 PM ---------------oOo---------------

eh i got sumthin to tell you. been tokin to the canteen uncle tt sells chicken rice. he told me tt we can 'book' stadium for a night match. around $300 plus referees liddat. if got lots of people play then will be quite cheap. interested?

deNn~ misfired at 3:00 PM ---------------oOo---------------

Sunday, October 12, 2003

horny..where's ivan to edit da blog? still gt prob..sianz..who's playing on friday? gt goalposts anort?

Reaper_9 misfired at 8:25 PM ---------------oOo---------------

special guest uhz... hornyteam blog suddenly got problem... izzit labond hacking e system usin e trixorz he learnt thru NJ computing?

Anonymous misfired at 12:41 AM ---------------oOo---------------

eh wazzup man... hahah.. our team name not sixtowerz lar... who anihow help us invent one... hahaha.... aniwae our team maybe got criff.. special appearance....

L-vin misfired at 12:28 AM ---------------oOo---------------

Saturday, October 11, 2003

get ready for fridae..
will not be an easy game.. opponents hav relative pace and aggression.. we hav not been playin together for quite sum time.. take it as a warm-up b4 we entertain the malay barbers on the 29th i guess.. study hard.. tackle the promoz lyk how u will tackle weilin.. will update everione wif further details.. bless u..

Ivan misfired at 5:52 PM ---------------oOo---------------

Friday, October 10, 2003

sorta confirmed da frenly wif da 03S62z... nxt week... 17th of Oct... fridae... time to be confirmed later, but i think is 4 oclock afternoon... this is deir possible line up...

gk: tohloy/SINNED
df: john, AK, ivan yap
mf: albert(exRI), STIX, cheungboon(exRI), boonhui(exAC), jason pang
st: richard bahtara, leonard

pls get a win b4 da match wif da malais guyz.

hopefully it'll be e 1st win wif our jerseys.

oh ya possible new member for our team: max's self-proclaimed xiao didi...

shall continue wif our youth development programme in tchs...

Anonymous misfired at 11:26 PM ---------------oOo---------------

Thursday, October 09, 2003

all wrong... hornyteam is gonna become e retainees team...

Anonymous misfired at 9:45 PM ---------------oOo---------------

Tuesday, October 07, 2003

some nice flash...

dong feng po ...

wo niu ...

1030

right click n play...

Anonymous misfired at 12:33 AM ---------------oOo---------------

horny la wayne... llyrea wanna go AC la... n become poser cheebyeriz... but wads wif all da smokeriz... as if max nv smoke liddatz... :XXX ... but more seriously stop all da nonsense lehz... we rather hav more frenz den enemiez... dun wanna c all da man utd vs arsenal highlights replayed... n wif ur 20 min timing of 2.4 u surely cant escape if ever ppl wanna kiap u... n btw u havnt return my block test papers marn... wth... but now return oso too late liao... seriously... cant c myself survive frm e fuckin promo... n im still online here...

Anonymous misfired at 12:32 AM ---------------oOo---------------

Monday, October 06, 2003

screw u wayne..stop all dat shat..conflicts r caused by ppl..n if u all dunno how to stop..there will always be conflicts..

Reaper_9 misfired at 7:01 PM ---------------oOo---------------

Why Richard going SA? come AC la, then can kiapZ, then after that go HC or NJ... SIANZ
Schorchers in SA got who dun smoke one? Plus the CoCkEdIeDoDaDE smokers n drunkards and the Uncles n Aunties... Take care people, good luck for your exams!!!

Wayne misfired at 6:23 PM ---------------oOo---------------

Sunday, October 05, 2003

richardo is going SA... team mates dere pls take good care of him... dun let da beers n cigarattes stuck in haha... but wait... any hornyteamer in SA? mebbe serhwee shud ask e scorchers to take gd care of him instead...

Anonymous misfired at 11:13 PM ---------------oOo---------------

good play by team captain ivan... all da hornyteamerz blogs linked uhz...

Anonymous misfired at 12:54 AM ---------------oOo---------------

Saturday, October 04, 2003

hey scorchers.. dribble the bola out of our court..

Ivan misfired at 11:27 PM ---------------oOo---------------

Thursday, October 02, 2003

scorchers XIAO ZHANGz uhz... hornyteam shall prove them wrong when we acquire more experiences n beat more opponents... afterall soccer skills can be applied to everywhere, be it street field basketball court or beach... n not forgettin e fact tt we had recruited several new members since tt defeat... new signings including richardo AK n KK... as well as lixing hu absent durin tt match... all said... bring it on someday...

Anonymous misfired at 10:33 PM ---------------oOo---------------