Tuesday, September 30, 2003
horny le schorchers... is e u noe hu told us one... me max n ivan all arnd tt time marn... hahEz... zhenjie schorchers???!!!??? kaoz... things r gettin even hornier... but hu shall we fear... we r e horniest afterall... muahahahEz...
Anonymous misfired at 11:22 PM
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kiap u la stonez..we scorchers were nvr disbanded..whoever told u all dat..well..i dun care..but we r still a team..we can always arrange another frenly after promos..n may da better team win..seriously lor..stop it wif all da disband..makes me v pissed off..
Reaper_9 misfired at 3:48 PM
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kiap e schorchers la... http://www.sc0rch3rs.blogspot.com/... llyrea not we werent prepared that time uhz... as a reply to their kiapness... let me post da hornyteam past results here too...
Hornyteam 3 : 2 K-11
Scorers: Hornyteam --- Richardo, Nengz, StonEz
K-11 --- AK, Edmund
This match was relatively easy as a more prepared Hornyteam edged past the star studded K-11 3-2. Richardo opened accounts early on in da game after a low cross frm StonEz. AK equalised from e corner wif a header. Then Ivna squandered an opportunity to restore our lead, courtesy of a miraculous save frm sinnED after good works from Richardo. Tension grew as some unsporting behaviour was displayed by certain members. And whilst hornyteamerz were conflicting internally, Edmund stunned everyone wif a superb solo run, dribbling pass 3 players b4 drillin a low shot out of reach of Wayne. 2-1 down. The match turned scrappy. A corner was won by StonEz. Richardo offered to take it, n ambitiously he went for e goal. The ball curled in but was unlucky enough to hit e post. However Nengz was at the right place in the right time to tap e rebound home. That equaliser proved to be the turning point. Hornyteam pressured on, n finally got our reward in e dying minutes. A long ball got Nengz thru. He took the shot. Ball was blocked, rebounding into a no man land. The ball seems destined to bounce off, but not for StonEz. Without even a second of hesitation, StonEz pounced on, charging deep from midfield, volleying e ball straight into top right hand corner 1st time. 3-2. The match ended. The 1st victory for Hornyteam. Hope tt more will come.
Sufc ? : 1 Hornyteam
Scorers: Sufc --- ?
Hornyteam --- Delwyn
Is dis even da correct score? 4got liaoz...hahez...our team fought hard...perhaps lacking in stamina...as well as preparation cuz it was da 1st time we played field soccer... i mean 11 aside...n to be fair our team werent even officially formed that time...its only after the humiliating defeat in the hands of u noe hu that we decided to form another recrea club so to enhance our reputation...but it was certainly a wonderful goal there for Del..a delightful lob dat went over Ole...leaving him wif no chance...all said..we certainly haf a pt to prove to dem dun we? but schorchers oreaddy disband liao...wad to do...:P
Anonymous misfired at 2:51 PM
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Monday, September 29, 2003
was trying to study chemistry for e past 2 n a halv hours... but wad i understood from e lect notes n tutorials is tt im not supposed to take this fuckin shit... the few chapters im revising juz now r supposedly e easiest... stoichiometry n redox... but after going thru e lect notes i still struggle to do e questions... NA LI KE NENG? hong kan seriously... any hornyteamerz gonna drop subject? im severely depressed...
Anonymous misfired at 9:35 PM
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Sunday, September 28, 2003
Hi people, my exams starts on 1 OCT lor, gonna mug liao, dun wanna retain... Someone help me with physics lei! End on *8 OCT but got some dumb leadership camping camp at our sec 2 campsite bathera. SIanz, all the horny stuff, 3 days. Then after that have looottsss of fKing stuff to do... Open house Booth, Notice board, soccer training, keeping fit... SAT, project work... kiaping, hopefully I turn LEFT (her)---> * <---(me) she turn RIGHT.
Wayne misfired at 9:46 PM
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Wednesday, September 24, 2003
inspired by da singapore brainiest kid... we shall now strive to be singapore HORNIEST kid... promo... ACJC oreaddy started e road to hell... hopefully wayne is surviving... while TCHS kiddoz havin prelims now too... good luck to richardo... hope tt he'll become e 3rd 6 pnter among us... apart frm kenbang n clement... whereas for HC ,NJ n CJ kidz... we only hav 13 dayz left, including 2dae... shud pick up da mommentum to mug... lets not 3 NIAN 2 BAN... they say good medicines r bitter... though drugs r certainly better... its time for da hornyteamerz to show tt not onlie we can horny, but we can study too... llyrea not WEN WU SHUANG QUAN uhz...
Anonymous misfired at 11:01 PM
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boys and gentlemen and whoever might happen to read this post,
we all know the exams is round the corner. ROUND THE CORNER. i'd just like appeal to everyone to -quit- wadever -lavish- activities you're curently engaging, at least for the next 2~3 weeks. Promos are really important to us and that goes for the same to Richard n his o-levels. Dun wanna see da horny team being... retained
So i'll hope all you guys put your piorities in the proper order and STUDY. thats the word for the coming weeks. We've gotta mug and dun b'cos of some stoopid itch of yours and end up regretting it for the rest of your lifes.
cheerios :)
deNn~ misfired at 9:19 PM
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Sunday, September 21, 2003
maf... mafan... gd word play by max...
Anonymous misfired at 10:08 PM
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Thursday, September 18, 2003
Hornyy leyyy...wad's with teh wad's up and the hotehs and the llyreas...kinda..L`vin Koh...nice play..so i suppose L is for liverpool or someth..come jurong play lah..but it's like the best is still to play where we feel most comfortable lah..heard the scorchers disintegrating..robin shouldn't haf left lor..hahez..we alwaes welcome the scorchers uhhh..after all we the recreational team..alot of members been bz of late uhh..esp del uhh..caught the virus uhh..
sorry tt i wasn't able to join u all for maf..kinda mafan lah..was unable to make it in the end..anyways good that b0nd was able to join us..we shld go to dahoe's hse more often..after all he's sucha accomodating hose..
study with positive negativity.
Anonymous misfired at 11:24 PM
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hoteh hoteh. so AK finally reported. n where is e never ready kenbang. still enjoyin his three-nil b'dae present eh? hahez. hail da champions league. but me still hav to study for tea house tml. wth. and hafta do econs drq and compo ER SHI JI QU and some lame self intro stuff for HUA YUN. its 9 oclock now. hopefully wun take too much time.
wads e plan saturdae. hornyteam muggin session at max hse? we've been to ang moh kio many times. its time to change our KOU WEI. and so lets hav some jurong style of soccer? or mebbe u all wanna play field in sch. if there is full attendance, we shud be able to play 7-8 aside, or even 10 aside wif e addition of hostel kidz, as well as our hornyteam part-timer reeetard tan wei lin. pls reply ASAP for things to get going. and juz a reminder, actually it shud be e team captain ivna to arrange such shittoz.
Anonymous misfired at 9:01 PM
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yox ak here... finally join liao after the previous invitation was sent to my junk mail folders..... hoteh lar........ school sux... damn tiring... go zzzzzzzzzz first...........
L-vin misfired at 6:48 PM
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Tuesday, September 16, 2003
da champions league begins...
time to increase horny team fund.
Anonymous misfired at 10:36 PM
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Sunday, September 14, 2003
saya brain is dead..
spent a spellbindin nite at dA homan's house.. la liga, summerslam and music videos on tv.. sumore has iron to pump n cable lehz.. thurs.. kenbang's Big Dae.. liverpool all the way.. not bcoz liv is good.. odds were good..
stop drinkin beer....
Ivan misfired at 6:17 PM
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Friday, September 12, 2003
announcement regarding to MAF...
bring ur jersey...
mite hav muggin session and soccer session earlier...
more details ask ivan...
so far confirmed memberz...
stonez... ivna... kenbang...
Anonymous misfired at 4:07 PM
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Wednesday, September 10, 2003
kiapz da prc la..juz arrange wif other ppl la..any RI team or dunman 1 oso can do..juz wanna kiap dem..c da results of training..lolz..n help hornyteam to get their 2nd win..lolz..can't play soccer 4 dis wk liaoz..gt tournament on saturday..muz save energy..n go there kiap ppl..lolz..
Reaper_9 misfired at 9:07 PM
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soccer session at basket ball court is futsal... if i stay at home moz probably i will end up kickin ballz at bball court too wif my neighbourhood ahbengz... and 2dae we welcome our special guest david wu... read his chinese blog... thepapaya.blogspot.com... rather interesting...
muggin session at class bench is kiapin... but if i stay at home moz probably i wun even start a single question... max is so scheming xia... wtf... now im still stucked wif McClaurin... mebbe i shud juz skip it and wadeva...
hornyteamerz wanna go MAF 2gether and kiap it all arnd? me and ivan thinkin of we all wear hornyteam jersey and hoho haha hehe hahez... da prc frenly is never going to be on... given huajia's permanent mc... unless dey so on to play after hols... and u all so on to come and bring it on...
Anonymous misfired at 12:30 AM
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Tuesday, September 09, 2003
well..1st time i'm posting..hmm..Uneng seems lyk a gd punter..lolz..bagging 2,3 goals for home match..lolz..so when's da prc friendly? n r we playing soccer on friday?
Reaper_9 misfired at 11:57 PM
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It's been a long while since i last posted. And it's been quite some time since dennis last posted too. Oh, but i figured hes prolly too bz and caught up acting his age - The peter pan syndrome i say. Dennis is caught in a whirliwind of time. Time for him, froze when he was 7. Dennis lives out his life in a fairy tale. And like characters in disney's land of make belief, they see not the reality of the situation. They are like cavemen in a cave, seeing things as shadows. But of cause. Dennis...as he so often wants us to think, is more mature than that...Am i right or am i wrong dennis? Ho HO ho.
Lixing joined us today. Once a hornyteamer, always a hornyteamer is the maxim that we shld all keep etched in our hearts and souls. Lixing's horny touch is still there and more lethal than ever. Soccer at the bball court is like playing basketball at the soccer court.
If you are worried about the promos, pls stop worrying. Bcuz the exams are still a longlong time away. Lixing shld join us more often.
Anonymous misfired at 8:23 PM
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Monday, September 08, 2003
malay say start muggin... but malay is still slackin... differentiation 4 really sux big time... tnnd...
soccer yesterdae was a bit out of control... glad that things resumed back to normal though... cant stand all da mysteria conned trix ... maybe i shud swap my number 10 jersey wif him...
bc turning his markers well yesterdae... hope he turn well too todae... hahez... and get da shots in... enjoy ur SWEET time...
btw is our new memberz eligible to post here? if not, may ivna pls ZUO GONG again... our new memberz namely AK MYSTERIA and of course KENBANG... lets be horny hornier and horniest...
Anonymous misfired at 1:14 PM
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so glad that blogger.com is workin properly again..
my foot hurtz.. credits to tnp big walk.. credits to all team mates that finished the 10 km.. atot sum ppl toook short cuts.. we were so vibrant to be able to spend time relaxin at leisure park.. all the tao ze and jay.. lavious parties.. nvr like arcade.. but good to see so many ppl enjoyed it.. we still can play soccer.. awesome.. i m dead tired now.. aj ice is realli a crusine.. but.. we muz cut down on lavious party.. no money liaoz.. no time too.. like wat malay said.. start muggin.. tml turn left turn right sia.. bc cant wait to make two parallel lines meet.. good luck to bc.. enjoy the sweets.. fa lun da fa hao..
Ivan misfired at 12:00 AM
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Saturday, September 06, 2003
September Break
im alive and kickin alone in tis weird saturday morning. have no idea for the programme of the day, and helplessly, i can only watch my privacy disrupted by some special guests in my hse. not tt im cold blooded or wad that im so dao not welcoming ppl staying here, especially all da way from e far far malaysia truly truly asia. but on another tone, my hse wasnt any bungalow or palace that can fuckin contain so many bodies inside. in fact it only hav 3 rooms, and if deir visit meant i had to lie in e livin room livin la vinda loca, i rather get my ballz out and rot in da street soccer court. now tt im havin flu and morning blues. i juz wanna greet e world a big fuck you.
jay chou mumbling in the god's namesake. depressing melodies surprisingly mixed well wif e MTV show my cousin now watchin. some black sluts dancing out of rhythm as if that was hip hop. and wads wif all da woo hoo yea and ahhhz. i sticked out my thumb, my 2nd and last finger. but alas, it is still da middle finger tt do all da tokins.
29 days to promo. i shud start muggin by now. but e fear of failing after drainin all blood and sweat is haunting me. sec 4 prelims, and da common test; ive had enuff of all nightmares. how i fancied dose dayz gettin As as simple as abc. and now even LEP i needa study seriously. if onlie i can get out of tis shit. NI BI CONG QIAN KUAI LE.
browsing thru blogs. i knew i was juz thinking of someone. sounds familiar, yeah? wadever. i need a break. and i mean real break.
Anonymous misfired at 10:29 AM
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cant sleep... runnin myself over blogs and blogs, and i found this thingy rather nice...
Realisations by waikit
i was walking up my slope tonight, when i actually realised how long the road is. perhaps half of a seemingly idiotic i was on the phone, speaking to a terribly bored friend, yet the other half of my attention was bent on calcitrating this crummy piece of twig up my slope. and then i told my friend about my exigent mission and she told me i was weird.
after hanging up as she probably crept amidst her pillows from my droning utterance, i sat at the park opposite my house. and i actually realised how eerie it was. yet beneath that uncanny atmosphere, a deafening silence and disturbing tranquility enveloped my soul and it was then that i realised it was the same bench i was sitting on years back. and perhaps years after.
in retrospect, i think i'm turning weird too. ranieri unnerved me yesterday as she pricked my past out of me, and i remembered distinctly amidst a blurry of words that i mumbled something about no one taking me seriously because i had always been happy; and how i wished i were serious always and at times when i needed people to be serious about me, they would.
and then i stopped myself. for that i had been in the past, where i had been someone i didn't like. yet the impending days to come seemed to have breached the invisible omnipresent wall that divided the relentlessly happy me and my fiery past. i realise i'm turning dangerously weird.
i realised i'm losing my nuts too. not those between the legs, but the nuts and bolts which interlock the mazes of my mind. these days when i'm amongst my dearest friends i would close my eyes for some wild moments, half praying they would all vanish, wishing i could open my eyes and find myself alone. yet the moment i hurl myself in solitude, the books before me would sprout legs and start dancing, all the while wagging their white tongues in mockery.
such contradictive emotions had never raged so powerfully in me before, it was as if someone had died. but i would never know, for i never suffered (fortunately or perhaps otherwise) the loss of a dear one. and then i realised, perhaps it was the death of something in me. something dear to me. it wasn't as if this were ripped from a television scene, where i was the omnipotent viewer, all sophisticated and knowledgable. i was at the funeral, perhaps mine i wouldn't know. why, i hadn't attended one before.
i couldn't play basketball today. i would embrace defeat in the face of inferiority, but in the face of deceit and compulsive anger, i saw eyelids linen with cold ardour, clairvoyant eyes haunting me defiantly. i realised i could only see myself in my opponents.
in reminiscence, i realised i had lost everything i once loved. i could still picture myself carressing the white keys and blacks in etherealness. i could still remember making the base line shots with ease before my right wrist snapped. i could still remember loving the ones who had seemingly loved love. and the things which had too, seemingly embosomed me. yet these days, the early hours would wane a crystallised memory while the tender night would only bring about dolorous visions; or perhaps, i had not lost everything i had loved; on the contrary, i had not loved anything to begin with.
i realised too, that mugging has stripped my ideals off the plinths, hacked it into fragmented pieces of dreams and nostalgia, and enslaved me to an eternity of longing. even my blog entries have a topic sentence now, followed by examples and quotations, a wee bit of elaboration, and a concluding statement.
and pray tell, i had a terrible vision this morning. it was a mirror.
more of me seems to disappear somewhere, somehow, and i'm morphing into somewhat vacuous matter, devoid of emotion, devoid of thought, i realised.
Anonymous misfired at 9:38 AM
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Thursday, September 04, 2003
its me myself n i. all la. must mug the HC n NJ way. PRC if sat then kayun keep lor, or scorcher captain, serhwee.
Wayne misfired at 11:03 PM
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Tuesday, September 02, 2003
wads wif wayne lehz... cant let them distract me... its us or ur gals...
PRC frenly either fridae or saturdae... mates pls keep those two free...
Anonymous misfired at 10:13 AM
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So another day at kenbang's hse... all da frenly ang moh kio neighbourhood... thx leh no street court no ball summore... luckily mofo and ak came to rescue and we were able to proceed, wif vball to kick though... a warm welcom to MYSTERIA 17... ji shuai yi xia... ur S-11 not bad xia... juz tt e unca very kb, llyrea wanna kiap our 7-11 big gulps... saw e mars too... max shud be satisfied... no need to use telescope tis time rnd...
Anonymous misfired at 10:04 AM
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